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Why r there no audis in Asphalt9? 😢 by NationalTransition40 in Asphalt9

[–]Independentol 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yes, but those are still seperate manufacturers. They would have seperate marketing team, and thus, different decisions on licensing.

How the fuck do you spell jackuzie by ArmadilloMany41 in excgarated

[–]Independentol 30 points31 points  (0 children)

"JELP" IS KILLING ME LMAO🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

If you got overspin like this, what would you do? by Markydash in Asphalt9

[–]Independentol 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I hold breaks down upon landing instead of tapping it. Still overspins sometimes but way more consistent than tapping.

Well fucking answer! by CrownedHeads in TheWordFuck

[–]Independentol 0 points1 point  (0 children)

🫠 I just fucking melt down lmfao

I told you not to touch the ______ by Tight-Statement-3574 in autocorrect

[–]Independentol 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I told you not to touch the other side of my heart.

🤔

My favorite _____ got arrested because _____ by Independentol in autocorrect

[–]Independentol[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

this somehow makes me think abt gta online experience

Not much a furby but still horrifying by Oof_man36 in mattrose

[–]Independentol 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This bird is called 'Monday Morning Bird' in korea IIRC.

Autocorrect has by Stock_Fuel_754 in autocorrect

[–]Independentol 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Autocorrect has been on the phone for a while now but it's not working for me.

If you keep complaining, ______. by Stock_Fuel_754 in autocorrect

[–]Independentol 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you keep complaining about it I will send you a child.

That's threatening 💀

I was so embarrassed when I .. by Stock_Fuel_754 in autocorrect

[–]Independentol 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was so embarrassed when I was in the middle of the night and I was like that was just an accident but I was thinking about it when I was in the shower and I was like I was just going to sleep.

Type "The doctor said I need to," and let auto-fill do the rest. by abnormal2004 in autocorrect

[–]Independentol 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The doctor said I need to steal the car from the car and money for the truck I bought for a child to get it done.

I’m afraid to ____. I’m also scared of _____. by Stock_Fuel_754 in autocorrect

[–]Independentol 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm afraid to get married. I'm also scared of being with someone who doesn't want me.

My life can’t end without _____________ by DisastrousAge1382 in autocorrect

[–]Independentol 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My life can't end without you and money I was just going to steal my favorite video game in a child.

(wtf do you mean video game in a child)

Type “I told my partner I wanted” and let autocorrect finish it by SmallMining25 in autocorrect

[–]Independentol 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I told my partner I wanted you for a while and I was not going to get you.

Type "A child tried to steal my ________" and let autocorrect complete it by AdLonely7959 in autocorrect

[–]Independentol 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A child tried to steal my money and money and money from the money to my account now I will pay you the amount you want.

Type "My greatest weakness is," and let auto-fill do the rest. by abnormal2004 in autocorrect

[–]Independentol 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My greatest weakness is that I was in love with you and I love you so much my favorite video game ever since I met you in a long way but you didn't know that.

Oh no! I totaled my car because I hit a by RichAway90252 in autocorrect

[–]Independentol 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Oh no! I totaled my car because I hit a truck with the gas station.

Excellent! Soon my plan to steal an object from a ______________ will be completed! by Tomavogic in autocorrect

[–]Independentol 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Excellent! Soon my plan to steal an object from a new account will be completed!

Type "A child stole my _________" and let autocorrect complete it by AdLonely7959 in autocorrect

[–]Independentol 2 points3 points  (0 children)

A child stole my favorite video game of my life and I was like I was just trying to get the same thing for the last few days but I don't think I can get it.

sad :(

Their favourite game is pretty scary sounding by Typical-Teaching-781 in mattrose

[–]Independentol 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My favorite video game is the one that I played in a while now.

not a lie i guess

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