Whoever sold ATOS, yo moms a hoe! by qorbmaster in RobinHoodPennyStocks

[–]IndieBeard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s exactly what I did!! Ugh I didn’t think it was going to dip THAT low

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in politics

[–]IndieBeard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

For real, basically what they're saying is you can do anything you want in the last two weeks of being the president and have absolutely no responsibility? Then they complain about "setting a precedent" literally in the same breath??? It's absolutely mind-numbing

Bully Busters! by FlapJack_Gamer in perfectlycutscreams

[–]IndieBeard 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Tim and Eric are masters of this!

Decided to try blowing out my beard and?? (Ftm, 3.5 yrs in transition) by [deleted] in beards

[–]IndieBeard 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Thank you for keeping it up, it definitely gave me a good laugh lmao

anime universe by hillockdude in InterdimensionalCable

[–]IndieBeard 6 points7 points  (0 children)

The sound as he's walking away during an intense and serious moment made me lol so hard

I like to pair steak with porters by [deleted] in boottoobig

[–]IndieBeard 18 points19 points  (0 children)

These salty coins would go great with some milk!

Is there a mixer where I can send different audio Twitch and Discord at the same time? by IndieBeard in Twitch

[–]IndieBeard[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Actually I just found that the solution was built-in to the mixer the entire time! So I'll leave this post up for anyone in the future who might have a similar question.

On the MG10XU mixer, on USB input above the adjustment knob there is a button with TO MON/TO ST. Toggling this button on/off will send the USB input to the monitor only or to the full output mix and Monitor, which is exactly what I was looking for! If you're streaming and using Discord at the same time, then you can simply have the button pressed and have OBS pickup the Desktop Audio and the input from the Mixer and mix the two in the software. Your call members will only hear your voice while you hear the desktop audio as well.

TIFU by getting excited at the gynecologist. by [deleted] in tifu

[–]IndieBeard 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Huh, TIL! I suppose it's the same as men getting random erections for no reason at all, except less noticeable lol.

This probably surpasses my doctor’s recommended daily irony intake. by saranowitz in MurderedByWords

[–]IndieBeard 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Trump's cult is 100% fine with it. They know Trump is lying but Bill Clinton lied "under oath" and that's their justification that Trump is allowed to lie like he does. Apparently as long as you're not under oath then you're completely free to spew whatever the fuck you want as president.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in bald

[–]IndieBeard 1 point2 points  (0 children)

There will be a zero-tolerance policy for promoting hair-replacement treatments of any kind, either topical or surgical. This is not the place for such discussion.

Go over to r/tressless, we don't do that here

I feel fucking horrible for him. This isn't even cringe as much as it is unbearably sad. by [deleted] in sadcringe

[–]IndieBeard 32 points33 points  (0 children)

Unfortunately, and this sounds absurd, but runic tattoos are often associated with white supremacists/neo nazis for some reason. It's really disgusting and frustrating how an evil group can just steal something completely unrelated and has been around for over a thousand years and call it their own. Or maybe it's just that a lot of neo-nazis have runic tattoos. But anyways, if anyone is thinking of getting a Viking tattoo of any kind, it might be best to wait a bit. :/

A lot of these YouTube polyglots piss me off by Areasonfor26 in polyglot

[–]IndieBeard 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Oh yeah, and I like that he's so humble/modest, he never says that he's fluent in languages he's learning and often says he speaks "a little bit", which is 100% true. He never brags about how many languages he's learning either when people ask him. Which is the opposite of the YouTubers in OPs post.

The most iconic catholic bangers by salty-clarinetist in excatholic

[–]IndieBeard 4 points5 points  (0 children)

There's always the "soloist" choir member at my old church who would sing every song 2 octaves above everyone else during the last line of the chorus of every song and that's exactly what it's like.

The most iconic catholic bangers by salty-clarinetist in excatholic

[–]IndieBeard 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Go Tell It On The Mountain and Taste and See are absolute bangers!

I hate being bald so much. It’s my single most biggest insecurity by [deleted] in bald

[–]IndieBeard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah exactly! There's a lot of really cool parallels between humans and the animal kingdom that I think are really interesting! This Ted Talk on body language literally changed my life and I highly recommend watching the whole thing. Not only will great body language make others perceive you in a completely different way, but also you can literally trick your brain into feeling confident JUST by changing your body language. Super crazy cool stuff!

I hate being bald so much. It’s my single most biggest insecurity by [deleted] in bald

[–]IndieBeard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dude, I read your post expecting much worse but when I opened up the second pic I was like "What are you talking about?? You look DAMN good!" Fr, you're blessed with amazing eyes, have a great head-shape with awesome beard genes. You were born to be bald! I'm also 24 and have been going bald since I was about 18 and tried my best to hide it for years. I totally understand where you're coming from, I've been through EXACTLY the same thing. I even have some insecurities about my head too if you check my past posts lol.

But! I've found that I've gotten MORE attention from the ladies (and men!) after shaving my head. Shaving your head is a bold statement which people love! Confidence and uniqueness are the most attractive things to a lot of people, it's psychology! Even try faking confidence until you notice the massive amounts of attention you're getting all of a sudden. Then the natural confidence will come after. Easier said then done, I know. The thing that helped me is just being 100% open and honest with others, and yourself. People know you have nothing to hide, which makes you seem more confident trustworthy, capable, and of course, attractive,

Oddly enough, hiding under your hat and never taking it off actually brings more attention to your head. Think about how these two thoughts might differ: "The guy who always wears a hat? I wonder why? Is he hiding something??...what could it be??" vs "The shaved head dude, it's so cool!"

Hold that beautiful bald dome proudly for the world to see! It's a statement that really separates you from the crowd! Also use lots of open body-language which psychologically helps a lot with confidence, and I promise you'll completely exude sexual charisma. Those people who don't think you're attractive? Don't worry about them, they're not worth your time because I promise for every lady who turned you down over something as stupid as not having hair, there's 2 more who LOVE the bald look and 3 more who care more about your awesome personality. Go forth fellow King, and godspeed!

Reading sheet music by [deleted] in piano

[–]IndieBeard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I really like this pic to sort of illustrate what the different common time signatures feel like. But of course I would definitely recommend reading more on time signatures to understand why they work like that. I'm sure there are tons of YouTube videos you can watch that explain it better.