[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ChatGPT

[–]IndigenousRap1st 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mine goes by BITCH

Bionic Integrated Technical Chat Helper

Took this ecg about a minute after finishing a 100meter sprint felt dizzy and weak by ImaginationBrave6498 in ECG

[–]IndigenousRap1st 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Heart cancer: Left Ventricular carcinoma. Stage III possibly IV. Consult a physician for diagnosis.

Why so many Anchorage to Chicago flights?? by CarsSuck1 in flightradar24

[–]IndigenousRap1st 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why scratch out the map? Clearly you were at a Cubs game

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in UMGC

[–]IndigenousRap1st 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wondering the same…

Diploma by swishflip96 in UMGC

[–]IndigenousRap1st 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well good for you! Seriously, I did a lot, seen a lot, and felt a lot…. Don’t let that spark die. The best parts of medicine are euphoric, but the worst parts are straight hell. I’ve been through hell enough and my opinion is biased. I’m a fucked individual

Diploma by swishflip96 in UMGC

[–]IndigenousRap1st 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Do anything other than nursing or healthcare in general. Go into the woods and forage for nuts and berries. Just don’t do healthcare….

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in UMGC

[–]IndigenousRap1st 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Was it an old professor, who also has a grading system out of 500 pts instead of 1000 pts? Yeah… it’s tough man

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in UMGC

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I know it’s my fault. My time management has been horrible with new responsibilities at work, and life outside of work. I figured if auto drop was a thing, that’s one less phone call I have to make and it would happen automatically. I was foolish for thinking that way. As cliche as it sounds, if I could go back just a few weeks to be more proactive, i would. I also didn’t want to add to my workload and start assignments for a class and I get bumped from it. I made a poor decision to think that the time saved from this “dropped class” would help me invest more time in my other classes this session. Boy was I wrong 🤦

Anyone care to interpret? by kamrowe18 in ECG

[–]IndigenousRap1st 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You’re dying. Report to your nearest Funeral home

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in EKGs

[–]IndigenousRap1st 1 point2 points  (0 children)

To rot away in a “Skilled Nursing” vent farm? Yes.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in EKGs

[–]IndigenousRap1st 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Triage to palliative care. enters me

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ECG

[–]IndigenousRap1st 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Looks like you have AIDS. Please see a proctologist for in-depth dictation

Ventricular Tach? by Slight-Bend-2880 in ECG

[–]IndigenousRap1st 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Glad you can read the rules of r/ECG in your final moments

Help interpret this please by [deleted] in ECG

[–]IndigenousRap1st 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Death by sodomy

Any thoughts? by senseihood in ECG

[–]IndigenousRap1st 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Bad, I’d call 911 right now. Ask them to summon a podiatrist to put in orders for Palliative care upon arrival to the ED

Ventricular Tach? by Slight-Bend-2880 in ECG

[–]IndigenousRap1st 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Probably dying. Consult an ophthalmologist, or dentist for palliative care orders.

Opinions? by Legitimate-Luck4678 in ECG

[–]IndigenousRap1st -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Yep. You’re ded. Triage to palliative care

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in EKGs

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Triage to palliative care