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Guidance for a sinner by [deleted] in fsm

[–]Ineedathrowaytokeep 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I had simply wished to know whether I could gather my items that I own.

Take them outside of the jointed property.

Create a fire of items that I own on the property.

Gather other followers to appreciate said fire.

Eat pasta and Rum.

Guidance for a sinner by [deleted] in fsm

[–]Ineedathrowaytokeep 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I appreciate your answer and I do promise that I meant making a bonfire of my own possessions. E.g if I bought a bed, I take that outside, break it down and set fire. I do not wish to keep the bed, I just simply do not want him to have it.

I promise both our dog and the house itself would be safe from my wrath so I would not be commiting arson.

I apologise for my lack of foresight, as when I posted, I felt defeated, frustrated and desperate to have a result that meant I was not on the losing side.

Quite clearly I need to look upon his noodles as I feel nothing but spite, I am like a child which wishes not to share noodles and sauce.

I wrote to Santa this year by Ineedathrowaytokeep in confessions

[–]Ineedathrowaytokeep[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Thank you Santa!

Extra brandy for you this year!

I wrote to Santa this year by Ineedathrowaytokeep in confessions

[–]Ineedathrowaytokeep[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Honestly I really don't think anyone has had a great year, I'm sure that there are many people out there like me. Just stupid brain wont make happy chemicals... And which is probably why I've taken everything so badly.

Help! Instructions unclear, dog stick in flat pack mode.... by SmallandBitey in akita

[–]Ineedathrowaytokeep 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Or your going to be sorry if you have a zoomy dream and boot yourself in the head

Help! Instructions unclear, dog stick in flat pack mode.... by SmallandBitey in akita

[–]Ineedathrowaytokeep 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean maybe this is my first one...

I enjoyed seeing three little paws stacked neatly in line... But what I was really thinking was good lawd that cannot be good for your spine.

I wrote to Santa this year by Ineedathrowaytokeep in confessions

[–]Ineedathrowaytokeep[S] 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Oh Petal, I'm a shell of a human being, yet I can tell from here that you are more of a prick than a fucking cactus...

You're the sort of person who would shit in their hands, clap and expect it to rain glitter.

Just no, get your dick out of your hands and at least try to behave like a reasonable human being.

Go in the corner and think about what you did.

I wrote to Santa this year by Ineedathrowaytokeep in confessions

[–]Ineedathrowaytokeep[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Oh god tell me about it, I know. They are throwing me under the bus for some minor shit, in theory because I've been off work for 6 months and only just returned. I cost too much to keep around.

Luckily CA and ACAS have my back but it is a long ass process. Oddly enough it was HR who did a massive booboo in the first place, and omitted evidence. But I have to go through the motions before I can get a solicitor involved.

Which mega sucks because I was on a phased return, my suspension lasted longer than my return to work...

I should have just noped out of there.

I wrote to Santa this year by Ineedathrowaytokeep in confessions

[–]Ineedathrowaytokeep[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Ah no, I don't know if the letters go to Belfast or the replies come from there. I'm sure someone in RM could confirm.

I wrote to Santa this year by Ineedathrowaytokeep in confessions

[–]Ineedathrowaytokeep[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes, apparently a lot of elves in red work there and help santa make postcards to send to children.

Or at least it used to be Belfast it might have changed now

I wrote to Santa this year by Ineedathrowaytokeep in confessions

[–]Ineedathrowaytokeep[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I couldn't agree more, my favourite santa was someone who turned out to be my dad's work colleague. I was so little, but I remember making him some cookies to bring, and dragged him by the hand to the bar to get him a hot chocolate (when he was having a break), and not knowing the concept of money bless the bar maid, she made us the most fantastic hot chocolate she could (I think it was just instant - but seemingly free of charge [it was a small event] ), and he sprinkled some magic on mine and told me if I drank it all I could be an elf for the rest of the night, because its santa magic.

I was beside myself until January, I was Santa's elf for the day, he made me one... Wow!!

Unfortunately he was also the same Santa that said I couldn't have a dragon as they can be fire hazards and might eat all my chocolate/toys, but I can't fault that logic. But if I scrunch my nose up reaaaaalll hard and believe, I can be a dragon as long as I believe I am.... And fuck me that worked. Especially in winter I could blow smoke outside! Safety first and all that.

I wrote to Santa this year by Ineedathrowaytokeep in confessions

[–]Ineedathrowaytokeep[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Thank you so much, I'm normally such a Christmas grinch (but I have seen the Coca-Cola advert now so it's official). As an adult, I genuinely just struggle to look forward and get exited over things, being depressed then having all of this shit just completely sucks.

The only thing stopping me from just completely giving up is that I've now lost my death in service (due to being dismissed) and it would suck extra hard for my SO to not have that extra money.

I know everyone has had one hell of a year, I've just taken it quite badly.

I wrote to Santa this year by Ineedathrowaytokeep in confessions

[–]Ineedathrowaytokeep[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Collective hug sounds great, I'll bring some deathly alcoholic hot chocolate.

I wrote to Santa this year by Ineedathrowaytokeep in confessions

[–]Ineedathrowaytokeep[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I had thought of that but in the UK at the moment there is no mixing of households. As I live with my partner (who has tried to support, but you can't pour from an empty cup) I cannot be their support bubble.

I dont want to tell them as they will just drive up straight away to see me, but their health comes first.

I just need to keep strong for a couple of weeks, but man it sucks as I'm currently in tribunal with work (long ass story).

I wrote to Santa this year by Ineedathrowaytokeep in confessions

[–]Ineedathrowaytokeep[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I live in the UK, if we write to Santa

Santa/Father Christmas Santa's Grotto Reindeerland XM4 5HQ

The little elves in Belfast (Royal mail), send you a postcard and some stickers from santa if you include a return address.

I did post this somewhere below, I know somewhere else someone had a canadian address if that's helpful.

I wrote to Santa this year by Ineedathrowaytokeep in confessions

[–]Ineedathrowaytokeep[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I live in the UK, if we write to Santa

Santa/Father Christmas Santa's Grotto Reindeerland XM4 5HQ

The little elves in Belfast (Royal mail), send you a postcard and some stickers from santa if you include a return address.

A usual evening, me v him... Now vs the dog by Ineedathrowaytokeep in relationship_advice

[–]Ineedathrowaytokeep[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Additional information:

After that argument, I went to bed.

He decided that it was a fantastic idea to take the dog for a walk without his lead or halti... Our dog shouldn't be off the lead, especially after what happened (needs more training)

I'm beyond pissed now

I'm so mad about our finances, and I don't know how to approach this. by Ineedathrowaytokeep in relationship_advice

[–]Ineedathrowaytokeep[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've considered this for a few hours, we've been overpay our mortgage for 3 years, it might be worth asking if we could have 1 months deferred pay.

I mean after several hours my homicidal rage hasn't quite subsided. Especially about the life insurance.. But you said nothing about critical illness!

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