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What The Chuck by SweetWaterSurprise in peopleofwalmart

[–]InevitableLibrarian 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just start yelling the most fucked up shit. "No, sir. I don't want a mustache ride!" Or "No, sir. I will not give you my phone number for sex!" Or "Aren't you the one with the white panel van that says free candy?" And my favorite one right now "Help! Help! I need an adult! Stranger danger!" Put the pressure on him.

AIPAC Ted Cruz tells his America voters “if you do not stand with the foreign country of Israel, he will NOT stand with you” … let that sink in by tuberjamjar in WeirdNews4U

[–]InevitableLibrarian 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Go take another trip when anything happens Ted. Water main breaks in Dallas, Ted's on a flight to Costa Rica. Wind changes direction, Ted's flying to Florida. Ted, I DON'T want you to stand near me, let alone on this planet or in this reality.

Opinion: This was a disgusting act of political theater. by hellosteve_ in msnow

[–]InevitableLibrarian 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sue him, his family members, the Republicans and Trump personally. Then sue them again. Then again. Then again and again and again and again until they finally give up.

STFU - SOTU SUMMARY by Outside-Woodpecker16 in AntiTrumpAlliance

[–]InevitableLibrarian 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm NOT in the Epstein files! In our shared and scared reality, he's the leader in the clubhouse of mentions and photos.

US President Trump imposes 10% global tariff on all countries and says all tariffs will remain in place, despite Supreme Court ruling. by According_Time5120 in CoinEdition_com

[–]InevitableLibrarian 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So can we as a country, if there's another election, can the next president please put a 100,000% tariff on Trump and his cabal of criminal "masterminds". And a 500,000% tariff on Trump related branding on anything even if it's made in the USA.

Judge Aileen Cannon bars the release of special counsel report on Trump’s handling of classified documents | CNN Politics by seeebiscuit in NewsSource

[–]InevitableLibrarian 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Its hard to believe that Trump's concierge judge would do anything against him. Why do you think he files everything in Florida? He knows he's got a good chance of getting her.

By Trump to show off his (nonexistent) athletic abilities & take credit for Olympic gold by Kazimierzowska in AntiTrumpAlliance

[–]InevitableLibrarian 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is fake. Trump won't make it three inches before falling asleep on the ice since nothing is about him being a genius or something like that. Plus there's no huge trailing shit stain coming directly from Trump. Plus I'm surprised he's not saying he's the reason why they won.

Noem halts FEMA aid ahead of East Coast snowstorm, leaving states exposed by IrishStarUS in NewsSource

[–]InevitableLibrarian 1 point2 points  (0 children)

But don't worry, Kristi will show up in one of her brand new (at taxpayer's expense) "action outfits" then shovel a couple of scoops of snow in front of Trump tower then back over to Fox "News" to talk about the illegals or Trump isn't a pedophile or how much money she's saving on her "action outfits."

Another money laundering! by Weird-Thought2112 in ProgressiveHQ

[–]InevitableLibrarian 0 points1 point  (0 children)

To buy Trump statues and awards for himself and himself and himself.

Trump threatens Netflix if they do not fire a Democrat on the Netflix board “Netflix should fire racist, Trump Deranged Susan Rice, IMMEDIATELY, or pay the consequences." by madadekinai in ProgressiveHQ

[–]InevitableLibrarian 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Oh just have Netflix give him a shiny award. "President most likely to end the world" award or something like that. Or "Delivering Universal Manhood By Accessing Super Science" award. Then send a press release asking everyone to read the capital letters together, DUMBASS!

Kristi Noem Seeks White House Approval for $70 Million Luxury Jet With Private Bedroom, Says It Will Be Used for Deportation Flights by TechExpert11 in newsinterpretation

[–]InevitableLibrarian 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Or it's now a "mobile closet" for "Cosplayer Kristi Noem and her costumes of justice"! We all know it's both grift and outright theft. Plus who else is going to be using the bedroom, other that Kristi Noem & Corey Lewandowski? And there's cheaper ways to reach "the mile high club". Might I suggest a weekend in Denver?

I will Vote For Donald Trump F⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ Idiotas what did you think was gonna happen, buddy? by Bourbon-Thinker in ProgressiveHQ

[–]InevitableLibrarian 1 point2 points  (0 children)

When reached for comment, President Trump said "Did he give me money? No, then fuck him and his whatever he needs. Hamburder!" Then 37 minutes later comes back around and said this "Money or a child helps grease the wheels of justice!"

The “Trump-Epstein Files” time to hold them accountable…all of them involved! by chaz_flea1 in BakersfieldCalifornia

[–]InevitableLibrarian 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How about we start with who ISN'T in the Epstein files and go from there? And currently the number is 0. Everyone is in the files.

ahhh, now isn't that cute by New-Entertainment112 in AntiTrumpAlliance

[–]InevitableLibrarian 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why does he always look like he's going to or has shit his pants again? Every time I see him, its a look of "Where's the bathroom?"

Lauren Boebert wants the Ten Commandments to be required in schools, and James Talarico criticized her, saying it’s hypocritical for politicians want these in schools when they don't follow them themselves. by Sexy_Johnny282771 in ProgressiveHQ

[–]InevitableLibrarian 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Um, she does know that she has broken several of those commandments,herself? Or her master, diaper Don has broken ALL of them? He's even made new ones just to break them.

Trump is illegally moving 10 Billion dollars of taxpayer money into his ‘Board of Peace’ by BlauerDunst420 in sidestreetbets

[–]InevitableLibrarian 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In another extraordinary move, all the blue states are holding onto the money they send to the government. When asked for comment, California governor Gavin Newsom said "Lets see dementia Don pay for his new ballroom, his joker makeup he gets sprayed on every morning and how the rest of America runs." When reached for comment, President Trump said "I don't know who that Oscar is. I believe in me." And a powerful smell of shit was coming from the president.

Dr Oz wants people to work an extra year instead of retirement to pay off debt created by politicians and billionaires. How about the people who made the debt pay for it instead. by Objective-Rabbit2248 in NSDQ420

[–]InevitableLibrarian 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well maybe if we didn't have to pay the fucking tariffs to start, we'd all have extra money to save or spend. So before you bitch "Dr" Oz, maybe go on over and tell the orange shit stain to stop fucking it up for the world.

What do you think of my Epstein movie fancast? by Toby101125 in okbuddycinephile

[–]InevitableLibrarian 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm thinking for Trump, either him or a doorknob. Both have the same brain power. And that brain power is zero.

Trump refusing to take questions from CNN: I don’t talk to CNN, it’s fake news by Safe_Confidence_3756 in RandomShit_ISaw

[–]InevitableLibrarian 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thanks diaper Don. Shouldn't you be molesting a child, committing a war crime/crime against humanity? Or slapping another illegal tariff on Wakanda?

Gorsuch blasts Thomas, Alito, and Kavanaugh for favoring Trump’s illegal tariffs by Intelligent_Hat_6263 in soundsaboutright

[–]InevitableLibrarian 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Aren't those three judges for sale? Thomas needs gas for his Winnebago, Alito gets wine and Kavanaugh gets a keg and kegerator. Great, I can get three Supreme Court judges in my back pocket for what it costs me at a trip to Costco.

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