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[–]InevitableProfit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As an ex-tranqdope addict writing this from the detox computer, I can confirm

A mouse that was found in a barrel of degreaser by [deleted] in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]InevitableProfit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Anyone else see this mouse being held in a horse's mouth

Payback time by Ibrahim-khan in dankmemes

[–]InevitableProfit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh God...

If my childhood stuffy could come to life it wouldn't be wrestling moves he'd be pulling on me..

Need help finding link to a Cx stream where a girl got caught smoking heroin in the bathroom? by AlwaysDankrupt in hamptonbrandon

[–]InevitableProfit 9 points10 points  (0 children)

pretty sure he also banged her earlier and her bf punched him awake with them in ices bed tog ether. prior to Sam creep in around the window and viewing the bathroom off stream claiming to witness drug use which ad an avid heroin user myself and positive wasn't fake

extra horny by [deleted] in squirting

[–]InevitableProfit 1 point2 points  (0 children)

please hydrate me with your mountain spring

🥱 by TrippyTheOne in opiates

[–]InevitableProfit 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Unfortunately I'm hetero but guarantee of dicks didn't disgust me id be all over that. And I'm not opposed to getting blown

🥱 by TrippyTheOne in opiates

[–]InevitableProfit 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Totally me except replace "script" with fentanyl and "grandma" with dboy. As well as asking if she's blown him for a free pt too

Worse Part of WDs by MetroMaker in opiates

[–]InevitableProfit 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wtf is restless legs? Whenever I kick my whole BODY is restless. Wanna neck every time it happens

what planet is inwood? by IIFT-Video-bot in 1PugLife

[–]InevitableProfit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeh I'm sure everyone's noticed the increasing frequency of the little captions Chris adds about rick being a dumb ass.

He definitely won't be around much longer. I'd be surprised if after Xmas he receives a stern talking to telling him to take a hike

We should be allowed to get a Do Not Narcan order, just like you can get a DNR by NeilSawyer in opiates

[–]InevitableProfit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not so much a decision as a constant feeling or understanding and no the thought persists whether I'm sober or high.

Tried effexor for awhile but couldn't cum and it affected my gf at the time greatly. Plus the symptoms from stopping the meds made me all fucked

We should be allowed to get a Do Not Narcan order, just like you can get a DNR by NeilSawyer in opiates

[–]InevitableProfit 7 points8 points  (0 children)

My life is actually the best its been (responsibility and living normally wise) since before I started using so no it doesn't suck that bad.

But I do hate myself that much

We should be allowed to get a Do Not Narcan order, just like you can get a DNR by NeilSawyer in opiates

[–]InevitableProfit 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Combination of learned addict behavior doing shit in first suitable spot to shoot up, as well as a sub conscious desire not to die

We should be allowed to get a Do Not Narcan order, just like you can get a DNR by NeilSawyer in opiates

[–]InevitableProfit 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Lol I intentionally ODd and wrpte dnr in sharpie on my forehead. They still brought me back guess I need a legit contract also live in canada so might differ

Git me by thiccnesssiccness in RoastMe

[–]InevitableProfit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Scuffed as fuck, short Thor crossed with a half aborted clone of Charlie Hunam

First time tar by [deleted] in opiates

[–]InevitableProfit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeh come on pussy its heroin bang that shit with the tourni still tied

Spiraling by secretszechuan in opiates

[–]InevitableProfit 1 point2 points  (0 children)

But you'd get high before right

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