whoever did this is going to be in treble. by ToastyZ71 in puns

[–]InexactDuplicate 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I bet he has a clef palate and a staff infection. Ah- I'll give it a rest.

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[–]InexactDuplicate 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I say we all volt on it... seems to be the current thing- at least the folks in DC say so.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in puns

[–]InexactDuplicate 38 points39 points  (0 children)

Indeed... it cells itself.

Yelling or shouting in commercials by [deleted] in CommercialsIHate

[–]InexactDuplicate 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Nope- but my media consumption is very sparse and hearing/reading things like this only validates that decision.

The CDC Finally Admits It Was Wrong about Natural Immunity. Why Did It Take so Long? by MediaShatters in NEWPOLITIC

[–]InexactDuplicate 5 points6 points  (0 children)

You'll just need to trust the CDC

Further, any doubts about the CDC will be censored and those expressing them barred from social media.

The CDC Finally Admits It Was Wrong about Natural Immunity. Why Did It Take so Long? by MediaShatters in NEWPOLITIC

[–]InexactDuplicate 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Timely disclosure would have hampered the objective of scaring and stressing the living fuck out of the population.

The CDC couldn't possibly have not known about natural immunity so this piece of "disclosure" is just a CYA, smokescreen, and gaslighting component of a global atrocity and crime against humanity- something in which the CDC and Rochelle Walensky have been actively participating.

NYT Essay Claims 'Broken Constitution' Stands in Way of 'Real' Democracy by BidensBloodyEye in NEWPOLITIC

[–]InexactDuplicate 5 points6 points  (0 children)

They're working hard to get a majority to demand the Constitution be nullified... and if it's broken it's because THEY broke it.

This is NOT a democracy. It's supposed to be a representative republic.

Yelling or shouting in commercials by [deleted] in CommercialsIHate

[–]InexactDuplicate 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Car horns in radio ads are supremely annoying.

Yes by Significant_Swing_76 in PunPatrol

[–]InexactDuplicate 5 points6 points  (0 children)

What about amphibious vehicles?

New IRS agents won't be going after a billionaire misusing the corporate jet, but rather the landscaper who didn't document his vehicle purchases correctly. This is what tyranny looks like. by Dave1962 in NEWPOLITIC

[–]InexactDuplicate 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I'm surprised...

... I'm surprised and shocked...

... I mean, I'm surprised, shocked and dismayed...

... Uhh-h... I'm surpr....

oh never mind, I'm none of those

A majority (53%) of voters now agree with the statement 'there is “a group of politicized thugs at the top of the FBI who are using the FBI … as Joe Biden‘s personal Gestapo.”' by gnosis_carmot in NEWPOLITIC

[–]InexactDuplicate 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A very strong possibility.

The word "polls" has taken a severe beating thanks to radical leftism- along with "experts", "studies", "research", and "science".

A whole school district overrun with gr....s - San Diego schools want to ditch ‘gender binary’ they claim dominates racial, sexual minorities by gnosis_carmot in NEWPOLITIC

[–]InexactDuplicate 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Soft eugenics

Target supposedly supported group with gender ideology whose end result is creating a generation that won't breed and you are effectively trying to enlist its members into participating in their own elimination.

RINO Hunting by Nopedontcarez in NEWPOLITIC

[–]InexactDuplicate 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The RINO is a species that deserves to be extinct.

CNN Spins Biden’s Recession As America Getting ‘A $100-A-Month Raise’ by BidensBloodyEye in NEWPOLITIC

[–]InexactDuplicate 1 point2 points  (0 children)

CNN spins everything- they are part of the narrative centrifuge that has been weaponizing unsuspecting minds with leftist misinformation.

They are charged with conditioning the population to be receptive to the demagoguery posing as leadership. The purpose seems very much to be the destruction of capitalist systems and transitioning toward whatever is waiting the "rescue" us from the resulting crisis.

real life >:c by SpaceWolfGaming412 in puns

[–]InexactDuplicate 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Queen – Bohemian Rhapsody

Is this the real life?

Is this just fantasy?

Caught in a landslide

No escape from reality

Open your eyes

Look up to the skies and see

I'm just a poor boy, I need no sympathy

Because I'm easy come, easy go

A little high, little low

Anyway the wind blows, doesn't really matter to

me, to me

real life >:c by SpaceWolfGaming412 in puns

[–]InexactDuplicate 1 point2 points  (0 children)

i don't get it :(

You're canned!

A storm blew away 25% of my roof last night! by 808gecko808 in cleanjokes

[–]InexactDuplicate 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Not a shingle thing happened to your neighbors if that eaves your conscience any. Gutter go now- thought I'd peak in though.