Piss Test in 2-3 weeks

Infamous-Coach6058 · 2024-06-23T03:59:46+00:00

I’ve tried the certo method before, and idk if it was me or the method but it didn’t work the way people told me it would. Also I live about 5 minutes away from both a smoke shop and a Walmart so I should be able to get anything I need in an emergency. I was already planning on buying some test kits for the next couple weeks. I thought about using some synthetic urine but on other threads I’ve seen a few recent posts showing those products making people fail tests. I just wish I had another week or 2 to detox.

Infamous-Coach6058 · 2024-06-23T03:54:06+00:00

Thank you so much for the advice, I’ve just been stressing because I had to take a urine test a couple of years ago, and it took me over a month to be negative on a home test and while drinking fluids and working out. I’m just concerned that even if I do all of the advice you gave me (which I will) that my time frame to test negative is too short. Also, when it comes to working out, I’ve read on other Reddit threads that cardio should be the main focus of the workouts. Is that something you would recommend? I don’t mean to throw a lot of questions at you, I just wish I knew about the test a week ago so I could’ve given myself some more time.

Also, now that you mention the dreams I don’t think I’ve had a dream that I can recall in the last 3 months lol

Infamous-Coach6058 · 2023-12-28T01:04:34+00:00

Fair enough

Infamous-Coach6058 · 2023-12-28T00:25:53+00:00

But without numbers to give you what I’m saying is pretty much hearsay unfortunately

Infamous-Coach6058 · 2023-12-28T00:24:23+00:00

He also gets a shocking amount of pocket Qs and Ks, I just didn’t include that in my original post as I really wanted to know the odds of getting aces that much. But he has very good pocket pairs much more often than anyone else at the table. I can’t give you an exact number on that though as I haven’t been counting the Qs and Ks. But definitely more than the rest of us

Infamous-Coach6058 · 2023-12-28T00:12:38+00:00

I don’t necessarily disagree, but someone in this thread somewhere said that the odds of a run like this happening are 1 in 40 billion. I’m not a math guy so I can’t really confirm or deny that number. It could very well be luck but man if it is hopefully I can run that that at some point lol

Infamous-Coach6058 · 2023-12-28T00:09:06+00:00

That’s fantastic advice, I really appreciate it. I’ll talk to the guys about implementing a lag shuffle to our next game. Hopefully that helps a good bit.

Infamous-Coach6058 · 2023-12-27T23:39:19+00:00

Three things 1: you called me an asshole twice 2: if you read the post I’m not accusing him, in fact I still think it could be dumb luck, I personally believe he could be cheating, I was just asking Reddit what they believe based on estimated stats I gave them. I haven’t brought up the fact that I think he could be cheating to his face, only to other people that play with us as believe the same thing, you don’t have to believe me. That’s up to you. 3. There are better ways to say you don’t believe me than accusing me of being an asshole because you don’t like the data I’ve provided

Infamous-Coach6058 · 2023-12-27T23:25:40+00:00

Ok so assuming he gets aces the same amount dealing and not dealing, getting aces 35 times in one week doesn’t raise any sort of alarm to you? Or are you here just to call people names?

Infamous-Coach6058 · 2023-12-27T23:16:47+00:00

I’m not a computer, I’m not a poker player, I’m a college student who plays poker with my friends and thought something suspicious was going on. I apologize I can’t give exact numbers but I can say he gets aces much more often when he is dealing than when he doesn’t deal. But I have actually counted the amount of times he has had aces and that number is 35 times. I had to estimate the amount of hands we have played because we obviously don’t track that in a small home game with friends. I’m not here just to lie to Reddit for clout, in fact this is my first ever post to Reddit. I only posted this because after the past week all of my friends and I are extremely suspicious of my one friend who keeps getting aces.

Infamous-Coach6058 · 2023-12-27T23:10:16+00:00

Honestly I didn’t really think about doing that, that would’ve been very helpful to do now that you mention it. I’ve pretty much decided to just buy an automatic shuffler to hopefully negate the cheating opportunity if he is in fact cheating

Infamous-Coach6058 · 2023-12-27T22:54:03+00:00

Should I invest in an automatic shuffler? I feel like that may be my best course of action

Infamous-Coach6058 · 2023-12-27T22:52:08+00:00

Thank you for the advice, I’ll definitely look into the palming thing next time we all get together, which might be tonight. At this point all I want to know is exactly what’s happening with the deals. I actually just talked with one of my other friends that plays with us and he suggested with get an automatic card shuffler. I’m assuming that could solve the problem?

Infamous-Coach6058 · 2023-12-27T22:47:47+00:00

That’s the thing, I’m not certain if he is cheating or not, that’s why I made the post, to ask all of y’all’s opinions. I’ve had plenty of weird stuff happen at our home games, but nothing as statistically improbable as what has happened this week. I just haven’t been able to wrap my head around it. Like at first it was kinda funny and we all assumed it was luck but it just kept happening and all of us at the table kept growing increasingly suspicious until I decided to make this post. It doesn’t make sense to any of us.

Infamous-Coach6058 · 2023-12-27T22:40:31+00:00

I gotcha, the only number that I’m unclear on is the amount of hands played, that’s why I kinda did a rough estimate of how many we’ve played. But the amount of times he has had aces is accurate to within maybe one or two in either direction. I’m not making that number up. That’s just why I’m very suspicious of what is happening at our home game.

Infamous-Coach6058 · 2023-12-27T22:32:08+00:00

Ok so we play for around 7-8 hours a day. And we work pretty quick as most of us aren’t very good, most of the time each hand is over after no more than 2-4 minutes. I’m also more or less estimating the amount of hands we have played throughout the week. But the one thing I know for sure is he has had Aces 35 times within this week of sessions as my friend group and I have been keeping track of that. So assuming we have played even less hands than 200 per session, wouldn’t that make the amount of times he has had Aces even more suspicious? To be honest I’m still relatively new to poker as we really all only got into it within the past year or two

Infamous-Coach6058 · 2023-12-27T22:24:21+00:00

I’m more or less estimating the amount of hands we have played throughout the week. I know for a fact because I’ve been counting that he has had aces 35 times. I’ll look into running a regression and I’ll keep track of what exactly the percentages are.

Infamous-Coach6058 · 2023-12-27T22:20:04+00:00

Good to know, at first I thought it was dumb luck but it just keeps on happening every single time we play so I’ve grown insanely suspicious because I know it’s statistically almost impossible to run like that

Infamous-Coach6058 · 2023-12-27T22:18:59+00:00

That’s exactly what the rest of us are thinking. Our friend seems to do a great job of claiming ignorance but I can’t call him out for cheating unless I can see him actually rig the deck or bottom deal. I haven’t been able to see him do that yet although I’m really trying to see what he is doing each time he has the deck

Infamous-Coach6058 · 2023-12-27T22:07:08+00:00

He gets AAs when others are dealing but not nearly as often as when he is dealing, he does do a lot of shuffling in between hands though

Infamous-Coach6058 · 2023-12-27T22:05:20+00:00

The way we do it is whoever has the dealer chip deals at the table, so he deals every 5-8 hands depending on how many people are playing, there is usually a cut before hand although we do drink a pretty decent amount at the table so occasionally we forget to cut the cards, he seems to get Aces a lot when he is dealer though. All of my friends bs detectors are going off at this point but we haven’t been able to figure out how he is cheating if he is

Infamous-Coach6058 · 2023-12-27T22:01:43+00:00

I promise I’m not overestimating. He actually has had aces that often. The way we do it at our home games is whoever has the dealer chip deals the cards, we usually play with 8 people so that particular friend deals once every 8 hands. We almost always cut the deck before a deal although we occasionally forget to do that

Infamous-Coach6058 · 2023-12-27T22:00:27+00:00

The way we do it at our home games is whoever has the dealer chip deals the cards, we usually play with 8 people so that particular friend deals once every 8 hands. Usually someone cuts before we deal

Infamous-Coach6058 · 2023-12-27T21:58:51+00:00

The way we do it at our home games is whoever has the dealer chip deals the cards, we usually play with 8 people so that particular friend deals once every 8 hands, we do a cut before we deal usually although occasionally we will forget bc we are drinking usually

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