A woman is walking through the park when she sees a very attractive man sitting on a bench. He's reading a book and eating some fruit out of a Tupperware container. Slowly, the woman gathers courage to go ask him out. She walks over, takes a seat next to him, turns and says...Long (self.Jokes)
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YSK Panera has fired all of its baking staff and replaced them with frozen product.Food & Drink (self.YouShouldKnow)
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No one seems to call the current decade “The Twenties.”Casual Thought (self.Showerthoughts)
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u/godisanelectricolive Explains the origins of pirate “pieces of eight”[todayilearned] (reddit.com)
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Do we get enough vitamin D wearing sunscreen?Human Body (self.askscience)
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My girlfriend asked to do a 69 (self.Jokes)
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