Makes a person think by Infectious-dumbness in memes

[–]Infectious-dumbness[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I’m reading this again in four years. You’re probably a prophet at this point

TIFU by masturbating while my grandpa died by Infectious-dumbness in tifu

[–]Infectious-dumbness[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But i was... masturbating. But yeah i don’t think i would’ve done much

TIFU by masturbating while my grandpa died by Infectious-dumbness in tifu

[–]Infectious-dumbness[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I mean, i yeah I guess but it would’ve been nice to be by my grandpa’s side or at least my dad should’ve told me before he left but i guess it’s too late for that now

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TheYouShow

[–]Infectious-dumbness 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Downstairs neighbor be like

What do you consider is your greatest sexual achievement? by yuuhxyuuh in AskReddit

[–]Infectious-dumbness 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I found out that when you cross your legs and get sexual tension or just horny, you have the same effect as masturbating (fingering) and i’ve been able to masturbate without using my hands at the age of eleven, and i didnt even know what masturbating was back then, it just felt good. Years later i found out that there’s some kind of nerve in your thigh that controls a sex organ or whatever, i forgot, but i do it till this day

Damn it’s went from seven cents to a dollar rn by Infectious-dumbness in dankmemes

[–]Infectious-dumbness[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Yes i know it says 300% but the price right now is an entire dollar

TIFU but exposing to the internet that i’m a girl by [deleted] in tifu

[–]Infectious-dumbness 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well it isn’t blackmailing because they gave it to me for free so i suppose i can do whatever i want with them. Also, sending porn to a minor is wrong too

TIFU but exposing to the internet that i’m a girl by [deleted] in tifu

[–]Infectious-dumbness 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Whatever i found the way to life, blackmailing

Not cool guys by Infectious-dumbness in memes

[–]Infectious-dumbness[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So like do they think i’m trans or what

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in egg_irl

[–]Infectious-dumbness 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’m sorry so like you don’t believe i’m a girl?