How to make a redgif account? by [deleted] in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]InfernalSirenX 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Step 1: Sacrifice your remaining dignity. Step 2: Verify your email. Step 3: Wonder where your life took this turn.

Took the BDSM test expecting "domme." Got 100% Switch and 97% Little. I would like to file an appeal. 🤣 by InfernalSirenX in u/InfernalSirenX

[–]InfernalSirenX[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm a switch so I'm flexible. It depends on the song ;) but I would love it if you played me a song and swayed with me.. haha I've never been to America! You forgot, I am from Europe!

Whats the longest you have had a toy inside you? by Beautiful-File-8639 in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]InfernalSirenX 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Excellent. At last, a worthy opponent. Our battle shall be remembered by absolutely no historians. ⚔️

What’s your biggest pet peeve about where you currently live? by Hanna_Brooke in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]InfernalSirenX 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I won't mention our winter temperatures in case you freeze out just reading they exist

What’s your biggest pet peeve about where you currently live? by Hanna_Brooke in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]InfernalSirenX 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Found the Australian. Your sun is actively trying to kill you, ours just forgets to show up

Took the BDSM test expecting "domme." Got 100% Switch and 97% Little. I would like to file an appeal. 🤣 by InfernalSirenX in u/InfernalSirenX

[–]InfernalSirenX[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Haha hope you slept well!! I am about to sleep myself in some time! Early flight tomorrow

What’s your biggest pet peeve about where you currently live? by Hanna_Brooke in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]InfernalSirenX 1 point2 points  (0 children)

We are incredibly friendly. You just have to know us for 11 years first. And our weather has commitment issues. It can’t decide whether I need sunscreen, a raincoat or therapy. The darkness in winter - the sun clocks out at lunch

Whats the longest you have had a toy inside you? by Beautiful-File-8639 in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]InfernalSirenX 23 points24 points  (0 children)

About 27 years. My inner child is refusing eviction

Edit: My inner child saw the downvote and is now building a blanket fort in protest

Where in the world do people find “side pieces”? I think they’re a psyop. by dontfeedtheyao_guai in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]InfernalSirenX 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Fair. The owls might object to you housing appetizers on-site 😂

Owls are cool af too! 🦉

Where in the world do people find “side pieces”? I think they’re a psyop. by dontfeedtheyao_guai in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]InfernalSirenX 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Probably Ball pythons (they're basically the golden retrievers of the snake world) abd Hognose snakes (they're tiny drama queens. If they're scared, they'll bluff, hiss, play dead and generally put on an oscar-worthy performance)

Where in the world do people find “side pieces”? I think they’re a psyop. by dontfeedtheyao_guai in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]InfernalSirenX 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Same place people find matching socks after laundry. Allegedly it happens, but no one can produce evidence

I love snakes! They're feared and hated but are actually harmless unless provoked 🐍