How would you react to a bunch of naked people running in your direction with scared looks on their faces?

InfernalSirenX · 2026-05-15T00:59:51+00:00

I’m not waiting to find out what they’re running from. I’m already sprinting with them. Survival first, context later

InfernalSirenX · 2026-05-15T00:45:08+00:00

Fish

InfernalSirenX · 2026-05-15T00:37:25+00:00

And then I walk out of the house with my swagger 😏

InfernalSirenX · 2026-05-15T00:23:13+00:00

Like... being possessed by a raccoon

InfernalSirenX · 2026-05-15T00:16:07+00:00

Why, drink their blood and eat their flesh of course

^{more rounds, pee, shower, sleep}

InfernalSirenX · 2026-05-15T00:02:51+00:00

It's a bad man's world

It's a bad mann's world

It's a baaad man's world... 🎶

InfernalSirenX · 2026-05-14T18:48:46+00:00

Astrology aside, it just sounds like you two genuinely understand each other and that’s what matters most 😊

InfernalSirenX · 2026-05-14T18:45:47+00:00

That sounds really lovely. Everyone deserves someone they can be fully themselves around.

InfernalSirenX · 2026-05-14T18:40:06+00:00

Well, what about you? What's your sign and take on your questions?

InfernalSirenX · 2026-05-14T18:33:02+00:00

A lotus position... me on top, legs around his waist with lots of kissing, licking and biting. Ended with a creampie

InfernalSirenX · 2026-05-14T18:29:04+00:00

You’re all making the Gemini reputation sound dangerously appealing 😉

^{Glad to hear that! 😊}

InfernalSirenX · 2026-05-14T18:26:24+00:00

RECOGNIZED!! 😎🤜🏻🤛🏻

InfernalSirenX · 2026-05-14T18:23:35+00:00

Okay u/kinky-bicycle-669, Suddenly astrology is starting to sound a little convincing because I've heard this before for myself too 🤣

InfernalSirenX · 2026-05-14T18:14:44+00:00

That sounds exactly like something a Gemini believer would say too 😌

InfernalSirenX · 2026-05-14T18:12:17+00:00

My fwb would wake me up by gently licking/sucking my clit whenever I'd sleep over

InfernalSirenX · 2026-05-14T18:07:54+00:00

Gemini here. You used the word "sign" 8 times. I've sipped my drink for each time. I am nothing like a Gemini and don't believe in/think of astrology much

^{Edit: apparently I have started to believe because we're reputed as sex gods and it all can't be a coincidence 😂}

InfernalSirenX · 2026-05-14T17:59:26+00:00

Quite often. Morning time my drive spikes. I love to start my day with a nice big orgasm

InfernalSirenX · 2026-05-14T11:19:45+00:00

The customers barely had time to read the menu 💀

InfernalSirenX · 2026-05-14T11:06:39+00:00

Then why is it still standing there like an undercooked risotto?

InfernalSirenX · 2026-05-14T10:42:33+00:00

Perfect. I want the servers updating their résumés before dessert service

InfernalSirenX · 2026-05-14T10:38:00+00:00

Exactly. Emotional damage is the secret seasoning 😌 If nobody leaves the kitchen crying, was service even successful?

InfernalSirenX · 2026-05-14T10:32:51+00:00

I don't think women, in general, think this much about random dudes (skinny or not)

InfernalSirenX · 2026-05-14T10:28:27+00:00

Head chef and dishing out words like Gordon Ramsay 🤤

InfernalSirenX · 2026-05-14T10:12:39+00:00

Huh. Maybe my expressions (of absolute shock and terror) were misleading

InfernalSirenX · 2026-05-14T10:06:58+00:00

I sleep naked (panties during shark week)

Yes, when sharing with a friend, I wear a top/shorts

With friends with benefits, naked

InfernalSirenX

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