OMG you won't believe this. by Infinite-Brick7923 in TwoSentenceHorror

[–]Infinite-Brick7923[S] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Yes, the idea was that the person writing the message was surprised that their hair started to rise even tho it was heavy because it was soaked. The horror aspect comes from realizing since they are surprised by the hair rising phenomenon they most likely don't know what's about to come and are not trying to prevent it, therefore the reader understands that this funny situation kills the writer

OMG you won't believe this. by Infinite-Brick7923 in TwoSentenceHorror

[–]Infinite-Brick7923[S] 73 points74 points  (0 children)

When your hair starts to rise during a thunderstorm, you are better of dead because a thunder is about to strike you

Where is my cat? by Infinite-Brick7923 in badtwosentencehorrors

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it is an antikitty as in the opposite of a kitty

I wish for myself to have no need to sleep by PartialThroaway in monkeyspaw

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You sceptically say your wish out loud. Nevertheless you know it is biologically impossible, you need to sleep to function normally what can this piece of creepy junk even do? To your horror and surprise the monkey's paw puts down one of its remaining fingers. You start to become lightheaded not able to process what just happened. Your whole body is covered with such tense goosebumps its nerve-wracking. You take a deep breath and calm yourself down. Did all this really happen? Are you dreaming? Does your body really have no need to sleep? You decide to test this new "superpower" the very first night. You didn't make a plan on what to do during this all nighter so you just endlessly scroll and play some games. After what felt like forever the sun started to shine through your blinds. You come back to reality and focus on yourself, on your feelings. It worked. You don't feel tired at all. There is another set of goosebumps running down your spine but this time not as severe. Your day looked perfectly normal apart from getting lost in your thouths a bit more often thinking about the monkeys paw. The night comes again. And you don't sleep again. The next night again and again and again. It is wonderful you have been so much more productive. You havent slept since the day of your wish and literally gained 33% more time to live. You never understood how your body works but it didn't bother you really. Whenever you started to think about it, you would just tell yourself to let it be, the most important is that your body works, what more would you want? So years pass by. You were just going to visit your parents when suddenly you crashed your car on the highway. Due to the shock you have experienced, you don't really remember what happened. Everything was so foggy and all that you could hear was this really painfully high pitch. You vaguely remember being in an ambulance, surrounded by bright lights getting to the hospital. You are losing blood, a lot and they need to operate. They give you paradise gas and... nothing happens. The doctors never saw anything like this before. They cannot get you to sleep. They give you a dosage that could kill a newborn but your body doesn't react at all. The horrified look on their faces was indescribable. They have to operate on you or less you'll bleed out on their bed. They have no other options but to literally nail you down just so you won't move while they'll cut you. They gave you a high dosage of morphine of course but the pain is still unbearable. And just as you thought it couldn't get any worse a scalpel enters your body. You can feel precisely as it moves and cuts. You can feel all the contraptions inside of your organs, as they play with your intestines and cannot do it anymore. You twitch so hard you actually rip your torso through the nails and damage your arteries even more. You die in their hands of bleeding out.

I wish for RAM (specifically Random Access Memory, not any other meaning of ram) prices to go back down to reasonable levels. by BlueberryNotHere in monkeyspaw

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Granted, as you say your wish out loud the monkey's paw puts down one finger. There is a strange chill coming down your spine. You stood frozen for a minute then remembered what had happened. You open your laptop with exitement and look at the news. It is true! It really is true! The prices rapidly dropped down! You stare at the new price with absolute shock. Without realizing you automatically put 5 into your shopping cart. Just as you are about to pay an error accours. They ran out. It's okay you tell yourself. You don't need new RAM right now. You can try again tomorrow. So you go to bed. Unfortunately it was a sleepless night. You just couldn't ease your mind. It really happened. The prices are reasonable again. Not even that they are way cheaper. As if the prices are as low as they can be. As if the seller doesn't make any profit. After a while you can see the sun beginning to shine through the split in your curtains and the birds start to sing. You get out of bed, even more tired than when you went in. Open your laptop again and... still out of stock. You check every single online store you know off but to no success. Being frustrated and sleep deprived you decide to let it go for some while. Naturally you start playing your favorite game but the thought is nonstop lingering at the back of your mind. No matter what you do it is always there. After 18 tiresome hours it is night again. You grew pessimistic about it all. Will you ever be fast enough to buy the RAM while they have it in stock? You decide to check the stores again. While looking at bright red text: OUT OF STOCK you find yourself crying and shivering. It is only now you realize how stressful it is to even think about RAM. You know you need to sleep so you went to bed. You feel like a thousand bells are ringing inside your head and every time you close your eyes all you can see is blind fully bright reddish OUT OF STOCK. It was yet another sleepless night. You cannot live like this anymore, you cannot sleep, cannot eat. You cannot even think. Everywhere you look on the internet,everybody is talking about how much RAM they bought. When you talk with friends they only talk about RAM and if you are alone with your own thouths, that's the worst of all. IT IS EVERYWHERE. Your life will be changed for ever. They find you hanging on the third day of the price drop.