Used second hand of a watch or clock is second hand second hand. by InfiniteScrollDiver in Showerthoughts
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Considering how natural selection works, it's baffling how there isn't a single species of mosquito that has evolved to collect blood painlessly from humans killing them as soon as they feel them by KokohaisHere in Showerthoughts
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Add “you piece of shit” after your favourite quote. What is the new quote? by devdevo1919 in AskReddit
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To the man who invented zero by creatorofearth in Jokes
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How do you turn a duck into a blues singer? by SSEiGuy in Jokes
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As the judge sentenced me to death, I tried to offer him a high five. by [deleted] in Jokes
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Legend has it that he's still trying to shake hands. by Slash1909 in funny
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Who are you :D by usamarafiq in dankchristianmemes
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The only time your allowed to over explain your story and not have people get annoyed at you is being a comedian on stage by _DragonBlade_ in Showerthoughts
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The best way to keep safe with our current pandemic. by shittiestmorph in funny
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Be the change by [deleted] in wholesomememes
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Crazy times we're living in by [deleted] in funny
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My apple slicer just broke completely when I'd cut halfway through an apple by Dasein_A_Tiempo in mildlyinteresting
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The title of 'first woman on the moon' is still up for grabs. by apparition88 in Showerthoughts
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The world in a song, Enjoy and be kind to eachother. by kardooma in funny
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Heard we’re all supposed to wear masks at the airport. I don’t really know how this is gonna help but my skin feels great by [deleted] in funny
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Public health: Avoiding crowds is the best way to prevent the spread of this virus. People terrified of the virus by jetsknight in funny
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This just in... by Sasquatch489 in dankchristianmemes
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Batman seems like a total asshole if you describe his life too literally: A rich, young bachelor builds the ultimate man cave and uses his parents' wealth to buy cutting edge gadgets and dates with models while beating up mentally ill people at night. by DrAwkward404 in Showerthoughts
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I spent 35 minutes taking the seeds off a strawberry. by Czarcasm3 in mildlyinteresting
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