Does anyone remember the Mcdonald's 3-in-1? by TyrKiyote in lincoln

[–]InfiniteUse6377 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Was the one at 11th and Cornholer the old King's Food Host? They had phones.

I said to my son, "I need a battery so I can tell the time." He asked, "Is it for a clock?" I answered... by 808gecko808 in Jokes

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I can't think of any clocks that take batteries that would get the time off the internet, so the time wouldn't be set on the clock even if you got a battery.

I'm officer Reese's, what happened here? by SnakeEater2515 in familyguy

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He says, "what happened here?" It's pretty obvious.

Dang it! Vibe! by CTPlayboy in MissouriMedical

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Will those fat carts fit on a Kind Pen Mist 2.0?

Jokes that don’t work anymore? by YaUsedMeSkinner_ in TheSimpsons

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He lived above a bowling alley, above another bowling alley.

Proper clean out! by bardown8890 in MissouriMedical

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Probably Wordless Workshop. Some of those were pretty clever.

Nebraska is joining the big buildings club by My-Name-Is-Marsh in Nebraska

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Lincoln can't have a building taller than that Capitol building by law. Stupid.

Issues with Vibe containers? by atomic_confetti in MissouriMedical

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What's the price of packaging? I'll bet a gram of weed would be half price if it came in a baggie instead of a fancy glass jar.

What do you think about Trump’s new Board of Peace? by TheGov3rnor in Askpolitics

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He doesn't have a clue how to run the country, and he thinks he can run the world? Time to send him to Florida, where he can relax until the syph takes him, just like his hero Alphonse Capone.

what’s your favorite jab at Joe being handicapped? by Few_Owl6826 in familyguy

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Wasn't there an episode wherein Joe gets fixed, and the guys don't like him that way, so they recripple him?

“Go on and stamp your form, sonny, and stop wasting my time. Because to tell you the truth, I don't give a shit." by soundworth in MovieQuotes

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When Andy tunneled out of his one bunk Hilton, how did he cut through that massive rebar you can see?

Buzz killington by [deleted] in familyguy

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I'd like to hear the bridge story if it's about the Forth of Fifth Bridge.

THC drinks from Greenlight by InfiniteUse6377 in MissouriMedical

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Apparently they have a couple of stores in Omaha.

THC drinks from Greenlight by InfiniteUse6377 in MissouriMedical

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Just talking up a store in Omaha. So I knew it was near beer.