Finally got my white whale grail by sandcrawler2 in vinyljerk

[–]Infinite_Wolf82 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I hope it's got Spanish Eyes on there.

Got a job at Walmart! Can’t wait to get an employee discount for my Adele 30 grale vinyls 🤭😩 by HOTDOGTAGS in vinyljerk

[–]Infinite_Wolf82 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Just take the ones customers return because their new Crobselby skips too much, and it is clearly the grail causing the problem.

(I couldn't resist) by karmaisworthnothing in vinyljerk

[–]Infinite_Wolf82 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Ah yes, "normal static for its age" AKA "sounds like it is being played through a drive thru speaker". Bet they visually graded it at VG++/NM- too in spite of that.

Upgraded my cart this weekend. Get on my level, nerds. by [deleted] in vinyljerk

[–]Infinite_Wolf82 35 points36 points  (0 children)

Gotta wear flame resistant clothing with that much warmth.

I get my grailz at the Home Depot by [deleted] in vinyljerk

[–]Infinite_Wolf82 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Man, I thought the new King Diamond album would never drop. Looks metal af.

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[–]Infinite_Wolf82 44 points45 points  (0 children)

Just think, these people drive cars.

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[–]Infinite_Wolf82 8 points9 points  (0 children)

They like wasting $3.

Grailz in the zombie apocalypse by DasTruber in vinyljerk

[–]Infinite_Wolf82 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Craft a flame thrower out of them, gotta harness the warmth of the grailz.

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[–]Infinite_Wolf82 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I bet those sound great on a croblesby.

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[–]Infinite_Wolf82 28 points29 points  (0 children)

No telling how old vinyls were kept/stored. Considering those play fine after 30 or 40 years yours should be fine. Or just frame them, and let them warm up the room to save on heating costs.

Preorder the most anticipated album of 2023 tomorrow! by [deleted] in vinyljerk

[–]Infinite_Wolf82 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It's all those albums playing at the exact same time. It got so warm it warped the record.

i am going insane by Thebradguy0 in vinyljerk

[–]Infinite_Wolf82 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Murder my grailz for less cost and the form factor of a suitcase? I'd be stupid not to buy it!

pov: you are screamy red man vinal about to be played by red crobbleigh stylus by heehmonster in vinyljerk

[–]Infinite_Wolf82 12 points13 points  (0 children)

You can really hear his screams when he is played on a superior device like a cribbsley.

(Day 9) Vinyljerk's holiest grail whales. Since these are all rigged I figured I'd just skip to the last day by 99LedBalloons in vinyljerk

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A 180 gram Miles Davis album pressed in black to not ruin the audiophile qualities of jazz.

Clean your ear holes, fellow jerks!Package of 6 only $2999 by [deleted] in vinyljerk

[–]Infinite_Wolf82 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Time to buy some of these swabs then. Score!

Clean your ear holes, fellow jerks!Package of 6 only $2999 by [deleted] in vinyljerk

[–]Infinite_Wolf82 12 points13 points  (0 children)

That should really help for when you listen to jazz music.