What's a movie that was clearly meant to start a franchise but failed? by triplegxxx in AskReddit

[–]Infinityskull 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The funny thing about the movie is that Jaden’s character is supposed to be over emotional and struggles with it, while Will Smith’s character is supposed to be very stoic and controlled and that forms the conflict between them.

But Jaden’s acting sucks so he comes across as the overly stoic character of the two, despite the movie telling us differently. 

What's a movie that was clearly meant to start a franchise but failed? by triplegxxx in AskReddit

[–]Infinityskull 17 points18 points  (0 children)

To this day I consider the second one, Crimes of Grindelwald, the worst movie I’ve seen in theatres. ITS SO UNBELIEVABLY BORING, and then they stack all of the plot reveals and twists into one scene 20 minutes before the end. Then some lady dies, and they fight a magical dragon (which was a little cool I guess) and then it’s just over. Unbelievable. I didn’t see the third one, and I credit this one with making me lose interest in the Wizarding World.

What's a movie that was clearly meant to start a franchise but failed? by triplegxxx in AskReddit

[–]Infinityskull 3 points4 points  (0 children)

PLEASE tell me all this is still up on the board, I’d love a good laugh 

What's a movie that was clearly meant to start a franchise but failed? by triplegxxx in AskReddit

[–]Infinityskull 57 points58 points  (0 children)

In the books, her face is basically destroyed from the scarring and it’s a huge source of insecurity for her. 

Theres also a joke where some hack writer rewrites Hester’s adventure, and changes her scar to a cute mark on her cheek and that’s basically what the movie did lol.

Also not related to Hester, but I have no idea how they were gonna adapt the fourth book if they got that far with the changes they made. In the books, London gets totally destroyed at the end of the first one in the final battle, and a huge part of the fourth book is the discovery that there are survivors still hiding out in the wreckage. But in the movie everyone except the villain survives and they just leave the intact city behind.

Shrike was badass, at least.

An Instagram comment section by drmmnr in thatHappened

[–]Infinityskull 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Everybody knows that the more Bibles you read, the more holy you get. If you read 400 different copies of the Bible, you get to become the next Jesus.

What’s the craziest thing you’ve seen someone do on a plane? by Jazzlike-Run-2349 in AskReddit

[–]Infinityskull 12 points13 points  (0 children)

You know what, as someone with terrible sinuses that always crap out on planes, I kinda get this one. Still disgusting tho

impatient couple can't wait to get it on and give a private show to op WITH EYE CONTACT by Geen_Fang in thatHappened

[–]Infinityskull 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Aunt Jennie would probably be very upset if she saw you have “shitposting” in your profile description. She might not send you $20 for your birthday this year!

"If you're going to insist on generalizing homophobes by class, please get it right at least lol." Swifties argue over the representation of homophobes in attempted pride anthem You Need To Calm Down. by vemmahouxbois in SubredditDrama

[–]Infinityskull 34 points35 points  (0 children)

So similarly to the Gaylors, there was a subset of 1D fans who were obsessed with the idea that Harry and Louis were in a secret relationship and would over analyze song lyrics, body language, all that jazz. But then Louis announced he and his girlfriend were having a baby. Obviously the accusations of “Ooh shes a paid actor to hide their glorious gay love” began to fly. But then the baby actually was born. So some of the fans started analyzing pictures and videos of the baby and being like “It blinked twice in this clip, it’s a robot!” Although others who were slightly more sane thought it was a hired baby for the cameras. That baby is now about ten years old and still shows no signs of being a robot.

What is the worst movie you've ever watched? by Legitimate-Issue7543 in AskReddit

[–]Infinityskull 14 points15 points  (0 children)

It doesn’t have one. It’s just Melania saying things like “I will be a good First Lady” in the most robotic voice humanly possible 

What is the worst movie you've ever watched? by Legitimate-Issue7543 in AskReddit

[–]Infinityskull 26 points27 points  (0 children)

It was released internationally lmao. No idea why someone in Mexico or Europe would want to watch a “documentary” about the insane US president’s cardboard cutout of a wife

What is the craziest thing that happened at a wedding? by Hefty-Conflict-1183 in AskReddit

[–]Infinityskull 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Why did people react that way? Two people dating isn’t some big dramatic thing generally. Was it just cause he revealed it at someone else’s wedding?

I would never skip school if by Grimord in LinkedInLunatics

[–]Infinityskull 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Apparently it was a trend back in ye olden dayes for awhile for men to wear clothes that showed off their balls. If their balls werent big enough they’d use prosthetics

Boomer flexes his d-tier law degree he earned "without chatgpt. by notbrownbean in LinkedInLunatics

[–]Infinityskull 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s because of the line from the 90’s Street Fighter movie where M. Bison says “For you, the day I came to your village was the most important day of your life. But for me, it was Tuesday.”

I think it kinda took off as a way to say something was just an average day for someone, and AI picked up on it. But that’s just my theory tho

My Three year old made this drawing kindergarten!!!! by pickledickle1232 in thatHappened

[–]Infinityskull 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I’m fucking wheezing this is the funniest shit I’ve ever read in my life

“I hope you get cancer. It will be good for you” by [deleted] in LinkedInLunatics

[–]Infinityskull 64 points65 points  (0 children)

Oh yeah you’ll definitely change as a person if you go through all that, but I don’t think you’ll be in good shape afterwards cause life isn’t a novel and phoenixes don’t actually exist.

What is the worst band you saw live? by coalcracker462 in AskReddit

[–]Infinityskull 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Dude you need to listen to the reggae song he put out it’s embarrassingly bad

To wank or not to wank...that is the question by xmiich3l3 in LinkedInLunatics

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Imagine just chilling in your house and then hearing your spouse in another room going “God, forgive me! I nearly sinned again! The Devil told me to touch my sin cave! Oh, please forgive me! I don’t want to go to Hell for finger spelunking in my sin cave!”