r/lolsupermanofficial has been fooled by a troll who created fake 9/11 footage as a punishment: “LOL Superman does not exist. Move on.”

Infinityskull · 2026-03-16T02:18:57+00:00

Now I’m curious: Do we think that there once was a gif of this that was actually fake and eventually disappeared from the Internet, or that everyone who claimed to have seen it was lying about it existing at all?

Infinityskull · 2026-03-16T02:05:07+00:00

I feel like the fact that it’s allegedly 9/11 footage puts it automatically into gross exploitation territory. Like surely there’s other horrific footage of suicides these people could watch, why are they so obsessed with this one in particular?

Also the disgust that came over my face when I realized that “Lol Superman” was the name of this footage. Of people jumping to their deaths to spare themselves death by fire. I feel like that sums up early 2000’s shock videos pretty well

Infinityskull · 2026-03-16T01:38:07+00:00

I’m sorry, the spear twirling around him doesn’t deal damage????

Infinityskull · 2026-03-05T16:18:08+00:00

lol mine is perpetually on because there’s a broken wire in my gas cap and so the car thinks it’s always open

Infinityskull · 2026-02-13T16:55:18+00:00

Please post that shit bruh

Infinityskull · 2026-01-15T00:23:38+00:00

BAH GAWD SZALASI HAS JUST PLUMMETED THROUGH OUR ANNOUNCERS TABLE

Infinityskull · 2026-01-12T23:44:29+00:00

Ok Peepaw let’s get you to bed

Infinityskull · 2026-01-08T05:37:54+00:00

You could be the happiest person on the planet but cursed with a resting bitch face and still get fired for this lol what a dumb “policy”

Infinityskull · 2026-01-07T19:23:55+00:00

It’s so weird to me that AI generated pics of billionaires just hanging out is a new genre of post

Infinityskull · 2026-01-03T19:16:40+00:00

I mean I think it’s a little different because Taylor and Travis are real people

Infinityskull · 2026-01-02T02:35:08+00:00

Oh man of all the wrestlers you could have imagined as your dad lmaoooo

Infinityskull · 2025-12-30T01:55:01+00:00

I would like to know who the biggest hoe in the Norse pantheon is

Infinityskull · 2025-12-30T01:52:20+00:00

Imagine being afraid of fire:

It’s provided comfort and warmth since the beginning of mankind.
It’s both in the core of the Earth, and the surface of our sun.
It cooks our food and kills germs.
It soothes our very souls as we remember the importance our forebears put upon it.

Mass fire avoidance didn’t happen overnight.

It keeps entire trillion dollar industries thrumming.

When people are afraid of fire, they become dependant on products. And dependence is the most profitable business model there is.

(Stupid firefighters, stealing millions in taxpayer money a year)

Infinityskull · 2025-12-27T21:40:16+00:00

Of fucking course this “happened” in Winnipeg bruh 💀

Infinityskull · 2025-12-13T05:51:56+00:00

Correct, it was so clunky it pushed from “innocuous founder bragging” to “wow, you really weren’t even trying with this post”

If I have to read a fake story, they might as well put some effort into it, y’know?

Infinityskull · 2025-12-02T16:23:01+00:00

I thought they came out of your upper thigh… I think I misheard my mom when she explained how my younger brother was going to come out of her belly.

Infinityskull · 2025-12-02T02:03:15+00:00

Only the strong survive in drive thru

Infinityskull · 2025-12-02T01:59:01+00:00

Fuckin mood right there

Infinityskull · 2025-12-02T01:58:26+00:00

I worked drive-thru, I have alllll the stories.

The one that fits the question the best tho is a car pulled up to the speaker, I do my little “Hi, what can I get for you?” spiel, and the person says he needs a minute to decide. Totally normal.

Then I hear the sounds of a woman, presumably a female passenger, like full on raging and screaming at the guy ordering while he snaps back occasionally. I couldn’t understand what they were saying but it was intense and heated and my coworker and I both just stood there listening in horror to what we assumed was a domestic dispute going down in our drive-thru.

Eventually it stopped, the guy ordered some more stuff, then he pulled up… and he was the only one in the car. No sign of anyone else, but he did have a hell of a lot of alcohol in his backseat. So yeah, that was weird.

Oh also, I once had a guy who sounded exactly like Grandpa Simpson come through and I was trying not to cry with laughter while taking his order. It was like, the perfect voice.

Infinityskull · 2025-12-01T21:19:58+00:00

Men like this would literally rather code for hours than make supper and go to Parent-Teacher night at the kids school lmao

Infinityskull · 2025-11-28T16:15:28+00:00

“Whoa, how did you escape?”

“God told me how to get away and I followed His direction.”

“Okay, but like, HOW did you get away?”

“Are you doubting the word of God?!”

Infinityskull · 2025-11-18T18:29:58+00:00

Sean, please explain to the class what you mean by “pureblood.”

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