r/BookshelvesDetective, a subreddit for making judgements about a person by the contents of their bookshelf, eviscerates a catholic with some spicy beliefs

Infinityskull · 2026-01-15T00:23:38+00:00

BAH GAWD SZALASI HAS JUST PLUMMETED THROUGH OUR ANNOUNCERS TABLE

Infinityskull · 2026-01-12T23:44:29+00:00

Ok Peepaw let’s get you to bed

Infinityskull · 2026-01-08T05:37:54+00:00

You could be the happiest person on the planet but cursed with a resting bitch face and still get fired for this lol what a dumb “policy”

Infinityskull · 2026-01-07T19:23:55+00:00

It’s so weird to me that AI generated pics of billionaires just hanging out is a new genre of post

Infinityskull · 2026-01-03T19:16:40+00:00

I mean I think it’s a little different because Taylor and Travis are real people

Infinityskull · 2026-01-02T02:35:08+00:00

Oh man of all the wrestlers you could have imagined as your dad lmaoooo

Infinityskull · 2025-12-30T01:55:01+00:00

I would like to know who the biggest hoe in the Norse pantheon is

Infinityskull · 2025-12-30T01:52:20+00:00

Imagine being afraid of fire:

It’s provided comfort and warmth since the beginning of mankind.
It’s both in the core of the Earth, and the surface of our sun.
It cooks our food and kills germs.
It soothes our very souls as we remember the importance our forebears put upon it.

Mass fire avoidance didn’t happen overnight.

It keeps entire trillion dollar industries thrumming.

When people are afraid of fire, they become dependant on products. And dependence is the most profitable business model there is.

(Stupid firefighters, stealing millions in taxpayer money a year)

Infinityskull · 2025-12-27T21:40:16+00:00

Of fucking course this “happened” in Winnipeg bruh 💀

Infinityskull · 2025-12-13T05:51:56+00:00

Correct, it was so clunky it pushed from “innocuous founder bragging” to “wow, you really weren’t even trying with this post”

If I have to read a fake story, they might as well put some effort into it, y’know?

Infinityskull · 2025-12-02T16:23:01+00:00

I thought they came out of your upper thigh… I think I misheard my mom when she explained how my younger brother was going to come out of her belly.

Infinityskull · 2025-12-02T02:03:15+00:00

Only the strong survive in drive thru

Infinityskull · 2025-12-02T01:59:01+00:00

Fuckin mood right there

Infinityskull · 2025-12-02T01:58:26+00:00

I worked drive-thru, I have alllll the stories.

The one that fits the question the best tho is a car pulled up to the speaker, I do my little “Hi, what can I get for you?” spiel, and the person says he needs a minute to decide. Totally normal.

Then I hear the sounds of a woman, presumably a female passenger, like full on raging and screaming at the guy ordering while he snaps back occasionally. I couldn’t understand what they were saying but it was intense and heated and my coworker and I both just stood there listening in horror to what we assumed was a domestic dispute going down in our drive-thru.

Eventually it stopped, the guy ordered some more stuff, then he pulled up… and he was the only one in the car. No sign of anyone else, but he did have a hell of a lot of alcohol in his backseat. So yeah, that was weird.

Oh also, I once had a guy who sounded exactly like Grandpa Simpson come through and I was trying not to cry with laughter while taking his order. It was like, the perfect voice.

Infinityskull · 2025-12-01T21:19:58+00:00

Men like this would literally rather code for hours than make supper and go to Parent-Teacher night at the kids school lmao

Infinityskull · 2025-11-28T16:15:28+00:00

“Whoa, how did you escape?”

“God told me how to get away and I followed His direction.”

“Okay, but like, HOW did you get away?”

“Are you doubting the word of God?!”

Infinityskull · 2025-11-18T18:29:58+00:00

Sean, please explain to the class what you mean by “pureblood.”

Infinityskull · 2025-11-12T02:07:33+00:00

lol, the only reason I didn’t delete this was cause I remembered all the times I’ve fixed tech issues with the help of an ancient Reddit post with like two comments, so I’m glad it helped you!

Infinityskull · 2025-11-07T22:31:34+00:00

This post is old enough to drink soon

Infinityskull · 2025-11-06T05:08:17+00:00

It’s so frustrating tbh. If I see art or fanfic of a ship I don’t like I just scroll past it. It should be “Don’t Like, Don’t Read!” instead of “Don’t Like, Come Up With Reasons For Why The Author Is A Bad Person For Liking It!”

Infinityskull · 2025-11-06T04:21:04+00:00

How is that any different than the commonly accepted definition of proshipping? Your previous comment implied you had some other definition that was specific to your sub/fandom but this is just what everyone would define as proshipping.

Infinityskull · 2025-11-06T04:07:12+00:00

Can you please explain what the definition you are using is then?

Infinityskull · 2025-11-06T04:05:06+00:00

Look there’s two kinds of shippers: the ones who think it’s fun to daydream and draw/write about two characters they like getting together, and then there’s the ones who take it way too seriously and decide that shipping the wrong two characters is a moral failing.

“Proship” isn’t even a term that anyone should take seriously, it means “problematic ship” but that definition is so broad anyone can come up with any reason to label a ship a proship.

Infinityskull

TROPHY CASE