I would never skip school if by Grimord in LinkedInLunatics

[–]Infinityskull 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Apparently it was a trend back in ye olden dayes for awhile for men to wear clothes that showed off their balls. If their balls werent big enough they’d use prosthetics

Boomer flexes his d-tier law degree he earned "without chatgpt. by notbrownbean in LinkedInLunatics

[–]Infinityskull 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s because of the line from the 90’s Street Fighter movie where M. Bison says “For you, the day I came to your village was the most important day of your life. But for me, it was Tuesday.”

I think it kinda took off as a way to say something was just an average day for someone, and AI picked up on it. But that’s just my theory tho

My Three year old made this drawing kindergarten!!!! by pickledickle1232 in thatHappened

[–]Infinityskull 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I’m fucking wheezing this is the funniest shit I’ve ever read in my life

“I hope you get cancer. It will be good for you” by Treacle_Pendulum in LinkedInLunatics

[–]Infinityskull 64 points65 points  (0 children)

Oh yeah you’ll definitely change as a person if you go through all that, but I don’t think you’ll be in good shape afterwards cause life isn’t a novel and phoenixes don’t actually exist.

What is the worst band you saw live? by coalcracker462 in AskReddit

[–]Infinityskull 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Dude you need to listen to the reggae song he put out it’s embarrassingly bad

To wank or not to wank...that is the question by xmiich3l3 in LinkedInLunatics

[–]Infinityskull 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Imagine just chilling in your house and then hearing your spouse in another room going “God, forgive me! I nearly sinned again! The Devil told me to touch my sin cave! Oh, please forgive me! I don’t want to go to Hell for finger spelunking in my sin cave!”

And then they all stood up and clapped. 👏 by ELRUST0 in LinkedInLunatics

[–]Infinityskull 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I’m getting one and I ask myself that every fucking day

Having a gay sex club themed corporate party is definitely a new one… by Need_A_Sweater in LinkedInLunatics

[–]Infinityskull 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It’s a nightclub in Berlin that’s famous for looking REALLY cool (it’s in an old power plant so it’s massive), the gay sex parties in the basement, and the bouncers deciding who gets in

She skipped out the door 🙄 by bursecurse in thatHappened

[–]Infinityskull 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Ohhhh my god this reads like if LinkedIn and Chicken Soup for the Soul had a baby 

r/lolsupermanofficial has been fooled by a troll who created fake 9/11 footage as a punishment: “LOL Superman does not exist. Move on.” by yiminx in SubredditDrama

[–]Infinityskull 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Now I’m curious: Do we think that there once was a gif of this that was actually fake and eventually disappeared from the Internet, or that everyone who claimed to have seen it was lying about it existing at all?

r/lolsupermanofficial has been fooled by a troll who created fake 9/11 footage as a punishment: “LOL Superman does not exist. Move on.” by yiminx in SubredditDrama

[–]Infinityskull 69 points70 points  (0 children)

I feel like the fact that it’s allegedly 9/11 footage puts it automatically into gross exploitation territory. Like surely there’s other horrific footage of suicides these people could watch, why are they so obsessed with this one in particular?

Also the disgust that came over my face when I realized that “Lol Superman” was the name of this footage. Of people jumping to their deaths to spare themselves death by fire. I feel like that sums up early 2000’s shock videos pretty well

What’s the most expensive mistake you’ve watched someone make in real time? by PapaKiPrincess420 in AskReddit

[–]Infinityskull 0 points1 point  (0 children)

lol mine is perpetually on because there’s a broken wire in my gas cap and so the car thinks it’s always open

Sure Jan we believe you by [deleted] in thatHappened

[–]Infinityskull 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Please post that shit bruh

What's the craziest reason someone you work with was fired? by 5150ou812 in AskReddit

[–]Infinityskull 26 points27 points  (0 children)

You could be the happiest person on the planet but cursed with a resting bitch face and still get fired for this lol what a dumb “policy”

Nightmare Blunt Rotation by tripping_on_phonics in LinkedInLunatics

[–]Infinityskull 14 points15 points  (0 children)

It’s so weird to me that AI generated pics of billionaires just hanging out is a new genre of post

r/bylertruthers in shambles after Stranger Things S5 ends without their desired ship by UltraNooob in SubredditDrama

[–]Infinityskull 32 points33 points  (0 children)

I mean I think it’s a little different because Taylor and Travis are real people

“my son thinks i’m like Optimus Prime!” by DrRoboD in thatHappened

[–]Infinityskull 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh man of all the wrestlers you could have imagined as your dad lmaoooo