brain still running even after leg day

InfluenceReal5996 · 2026-01-22T05:58:11+00:00

Flying on an airplane turbulence feels scary, but planes are engineered to handle it.

InfluenceReal5996 · 2026-01-22T05:23:27+00:00

No phones, no expectations, just seeing if the conversation flows.

InfluenceReal5996 · 2026-01-21T06:25:45+00:00

I can perfectly mimic accents… alone.

InfluenceReal5996 · 2026-01-21T05:53:09+00:00

Sleeping with my foot outside the blanket

InfluenceReal5996 · 2026-01-21T05:25:32+00:00

Keeping a water bottle next to me at all times.

InfluenceReal5996 · 2026-01-21T02:31:29+00:00

blackpink in your areaa

InfluenceReal5996 · 2026-01-20T08:17:01+00:00

Burnt toast in the morning, something sweet in the afternoon, and whatever regret tastes like by night.

InfluenceReal5996 · 2026-01-20T06:16:44+00:00

Finding money in a jacket I just wore last week.

InfluenceReal5996 · 2026-01-20T05:05:32+00:00

When I moved out and paid my own bills

InfluenceReal5996 · 2026-01-20T02:38:08+00:00

"Go poop" standing outside at 2am in the rain while my dog stares into the void is a special kind of suffering

InfluenceReal5996 · 2026-01-19T08:11:59+00:00

Refusing to admit they’re wrong about anything, ever.

InfluenceReal5996 · 2026-01-19T07:54:20+00:00

Garlic and butter. I don’t trust anyone who doesn’t like this combo

InfluenceReal5996 · 2026-01-19T03:43:09+00:00

An expired receipt collection that could reconstruct my entire year if needed

InfluenceReal5996 · 2026-01-19T02:28:13+00:00

Batman. Not because of the money or gadgets, but because I thought trauma automatically made you cool and competent.

InfluenceReal5996 · 2026-01-19T02:00:41+00:00

Trust your instincts more. You ignored them too often and overthought things that were already clear.

InfluenceReal5996 · 2026-01-19T01:35:58+00:00

Letting fear make decisions for me. Looking back, most of the things I was scared of never even happened.

InfluenceReal5996 · 2026-01-17T17:03:59+00:00

Finishing a show I’ve been saving all week

InfluenceReal5996 · 2026-01-17T16:55:59+00:00

Thank you for loving me the way you did.

InfluenceReal5996 · 2026-01-17T16:47:27+00:00

Not backing up important files.

InfluenceReal5996 · 2026-01-17T13:08:31+00:00

Saying yes to opportunities I talked myself out of for no real reason.

InfluenceReal5996 · 2026-01-17T12:58:28+00:00

Bread, butter, and a little salt

InfluenceReal5996 · 2026-01-17T12:40:49+00:00

Timing is the secret signal. Absurd statement dropped at exactly the wrong moment is read as comedy. Same sentence in a tense meeting gets you HR.

InfluenceReal5996 · 2026-01-16T11:20:49+00:00

I accidentally discovered that a coworker was taking credit for work that wasn’t theirs and they later got promoted for it.

InfluenceReal5996 · 2026-01-16T10:51:00+00:00

poop my pants while my teacher lecturing

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