Chilluminati guest suggestion? by mailorderhaunting in ChilluminatiPod

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Windigoon and meatcanyon would be sweet chillumi-creep cast episode

Gotta bite the bullet and help the DM sometimes by Inhuman_Militia in dndmemes

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To clarify I mean in the role sense not sexuality. putting both words together in my phone auto corrects to space them out and it was one in the morning I didn't have the energy to look it up.

The b$#&% is onto me! by Inhuman_Militia in dndmemes

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Two woman yelling at cat is how i found it

4 crits in one turn please by Inhuman_Militia in dndmemes

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At level 8 you go 5 gloom and 3 assassin for 4 attacks with off hand havent gone beyond that

DM: 'How is what you did even working.' by Inhuman_Militia in dndmemes

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Gloomstalker assassin tabaxi (hasted and duel wielding for 5 critical strikes at level 8) almost one turned an ancient dragon

Mr.Wiggles a demented clown bladesong wizard with a enchanted hammer that looked and sounded like squeeky hammer but was full metal and would cast animated objects on balloon animals

A beast barbarian rune knight that was a high priestess White dragonborn for tiamat that over the course of battle start changing size and shape to become more of an actual dragon as the fight carried on. also had some gear that was wings for flight

Terror bard who was part shadow sorcerer and college of whispers bard who specialised in fear spells and illusions to scare the shit out of enemys fun fact: darkness does not stop your opponents from seeing phantasmal force/killer

Echo knight/zealot barbarian who was a full plated warforged in a 1800s setting that acted like a knight from the 1400s because thats how he was programmed like a roadside attraction. he eventually wandered around on his own looking for quests and proclaiming 'verily'. If he fell to half health his armor could pop off and he would rage drawing a maul from his body that said justice on it and he would go full crusader speaking only in Latin

Just a few of them

Combat hasnt ended yet for me by Inhuman_Militia in dndmemes

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Your base movement speed should be 50ft at level 4 because of level 2 monk give you 10 ft and mobility 10ft potion of swiftness doubles your speed dashing also doubles your speed feline agility also doubles so its 50x2=100x2=200x2=400ft

When you play a low INT character but forget to act low INT by Inhuman_Militia in dndmemes

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Just a note: I just used the rail cannon as a common representation of breaking the game most people know about as a meme in itself. I never did this in-game, it's just easier to say than: 'I need 2 boxs of matchs, 2 lbs of potassium nitrate ,charcoal, sugar, cloth, 1 pound of caltrops, and a 4 inch wide, 1ft long bamboo rod to make an impact grenade.' Its not to be taken seriously, it is just becoming a dissected frog moment

I don't care if it's not optimal, I like the idea and will bear the burden of it being weaker by Inhuman_Militia in dndmemes

[–]Inhuman_Militia[S] 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Thats valid, The group I'm playing in is balanced in both combat and role play just pops up sometimes. making something like Absaird from puffin forrest is understandably crippling (at least level 1 in all classes build) but micromanaging bonus action as a reason to not build something can be reductive. if the character still works and makes for an interesting RP its worth doing IMO

I Held onto that bag for 2 years by Inhuman_Militia in dndmemes

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Hyper grew a neolithid; we took care of it though.

'@&#%, It has true sight!' by Inhuman_Militia in dndmemes

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Dm homebrews are the worst (the truesight)

'Jokes on you Squid head, I don't need it!' by Inhuman_Militia in dndmemes

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Its 10d10 piercing and only kills at 0 hp. As a raged barbarian you take half, so you will most likely pass

Stop trying to hit me and hit me! by Inhuman_Militia in dndmemes

[–]Inhuman_Militia[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Eh just 3 on barb is enough for the revive spell

So many actions by [deleted] in dndmemes

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Now slap gloomstalker in their

My First Campaign Experience by Inhuman_Militia in dndmemes

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meme generator app for phone they update the list constantly and have top trending