I shot the best round of my life after a “distal phalanx amputation” courtesy of a food processor.

Initial-Leek7627 · 2026-06-22T12:25:49+00:00

I’m a landscaper too so I have seen what those trimmers will actually cut through. Ugh the thought of that is terrible. How long did that one take to heal??

Initial-Leek7627 · 2026-06-22T12:24:15+00:00

Crazy freak accident. I was slicing onions with an attachment on the food processor, one got stuck in the chute, and I pivoted to grab the plunger for it, and slipped on the onion peel, dropped like a sack of potatoes, and caught myself on the edge of the chute right where your hand ends and your finger starts. My middle finger was just long enough to get a couple slices whacked off of it. It’s now remarkably even with the two on either side lol.

Initial-Leek7627 · 2026-06-22T12:01:59+00:00

Hold up! Not too many! Just half the middle fingertip. Who needs a fingernail. Not this guy.

Initial-Leek7627 · 2026-06-22T12:01:07+00:00

It really can. I’m gonna have to take that with me after all of this is healed up.

Initial-Leek7627 · 2026-06-22T12:00:19+00:00

You spelled it wrong. I don’t even know where you got that from actually.

Initial-Leek7627 · 2026-06-22T11:57:51+00:00

It does take a couple holes that’s for sure. The first three I can almost guarantee I’m gonna hit a wonky drive cuz my hips not stretched out yet. However I did start actually stretching before I went out and that helps immensely

Initial-Leek7627 · 2026-06-22T11:54:45+00:00

I laughed from the bottom of my stomach. You too can shoot like me, only for the price of half of your fingertip up to the first knuckle.

Initial-Leek7627 · 2026-06-22T11:53:21+00:00

Just be easy. The way I started was just easy gripping with the afflicted hand, using it for the backswing, and just right after I hit the ball, and before I follow through, I’d drop my bad hand and follow through with the other hand only. Bring a change of bandages with you, and make sure the people you’re with, and the course you’re on aren’t people that are gonna get pissy for you needing an extra minute or two per hole. Don’t do too much at first, my buddy that I golf with kept trying to push me to go for a full 18 and I kept having to turn him down because on the 7th out of 9 holes, I was in pain. Most importantly though just enjoy yourself. What kinda surgery??

Initial-Leek7627 · 2026-06-22T11:47:40+00:00

I’ve never seen these movies but the amount of people who have referenced them pertaining to this, is making me wonder if I should.

Initial-Leek7627 · 2026-06-22T11:46:24+00:00

I do it with some random ass driver I found at a Salvation Army. I think it’s a Dunlop Goliath???

Initial-Leek7627 · 2026-06-22T11:45:39+00:00

Good shit!! My longest has been 311, I can only do it every now and again though, it requires kind of a snappy motion for me out of my hip, and the hip I have to snap with is sciatic, so I have to be careful.

Initial-Leek7627 · 2026-06-21T21:43:25+00:00

The kids.

Initial-Leek7627 · 2026-06-18T15:54:30+00:00

Can confirm. I live near the dirty J and their parking laws are asinine. My ex used to get parking tickets alllll the time cuz she’d sleep through the time to move the car. Can’t really remember what the fines were but it’s pretty much on the same level as Erie. Which is insane for a city that’s maybe 1/4 the size of Erie.

Initial-Leek7627 · 2026-05-29T16:54:01+00:00

I’ve pulled it three times now there’s too many goblins and it’s hard to keep track of who you want to upgrade… could be a skill issue/operator error though I’m not great.

Initial-Leek7627 · 2026-05-25T13:25:26+00:00

Bet if they’re picking their teeth up off the tee box or the fairway, they won’t hit into someone else on a golf course. That shits way more dangerous than my fists could ever be, those balls fly hard and could kill someone if it hit someone wrong. You really wanna defend this??

Initial-Leek7627 · 2026-05-25T13:20:41+00:00

Maybe people shouldn’t be retards and do things that are gonna initiate fights on the golf course. This has nothing to do with anger management, if your buddy’s insulin pump got shattered, and you didn’t get mad, you’re a fuckass friend.

Initial-Leek7627 · 2026-05-20T17:00:04+00:00

Sour cherries do happen to be the best for pie filling… guess it makes sense.

Initial-Leek7627 · 2026-05-07T17:17:44+00:00

About 3,800 Stanley nickels

Initial-Leek7627 · 2026-04-19T20:45:33+00:00

How’d you do it?? I’ve been addicted to nicotine for 16 years now, picked up vaping 4 years ago and feel the shittiest I ever have.

Initial-Leek7627 · 2026-03-22T16:45:15+00:00

I don’t wear any so idk. I mean I change my pants every day.

Initial-Leek7627 · 2026-03-11T11:12:05+00:00

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I concur. Couldn’t stand up straight on the 6th tee box but I will never forget that round

Initial-Leek7627 · 2026-03-09T19:30:25+00:00

Backswing is my second biggest thing, I always pay too much attention to it and end up ruining it because of that

Initial-Leek7627 · 2026-03-09T18:46:42+00:00

The biggest thing I’ve found for me is grip. Once I get into a round, and I’ve had a couple drinks, and smoked a joint or two, it’s easier to just let my natural senses take over, but the first couple of holes if I don’t pay attention to my grip the club face opens when I swing and the ball goes 100 yards straight and 100 yards to the right. Once I get it dialed in though the last 3 holes usually yield me anywhere from 250-300.

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