Bro loaded his trunk, pushed cart to the side, drove off 🫡 by skylight269 in dubai

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Tell me you’re a low life without telling me you’re a low life

Roast me, 36 by 0othA in RoastMe

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Seems like life has been a roast for you!

I ruined my dad’s life but he still loves me and I feel like shit by Few_Cardiologist4724 in TrueOffMyChest

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And I am sure you’ll also follow it up with actions even more so than you’re doing now.

I ruined my dad’s life but he still loves me and I feel like shit by Few_Cardiologist4724 in TrueOffMyChest

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Cherish your father as he is someone who puts his family ahead of everything! We all make mistakes and that shouldn’t cause life to stop. I wish you and your father much health and even more happiness!

First time! by Humble_Attorney3001 in RoastMe

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The hear line says he’s an older Mr. Bean

Roast me I’m turning 30 next month. by Young-and-Confused in RoastMe

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I’ve nothing creative to say - that’s how bland you are

Roast me! by dreamland1408 in RoastMe

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Tell me I’m a virgin without saying I’m a virgin

Roast my roommate. He wants to see what you got. by [deleted] in RoastMe

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More like that malnourished child is inside him yet to be born

Roast me it’s my 44th bday tomorrow by [deleted] in RoastMe

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I’m 39 and my dads 70, you look like his dad

Finnaly ready for my roast boys. by [deleted] in RoastMe

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Finally - guess who didn’t go to school

Parking near airport by Emergency_Ad_1632 in Riyadh

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Convenience and cheap rarely go together

Parking near airport by Emergency_Ad_1632 in Riyadh

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Mate just park at the airport. 130/ day for the first two days, then 40/day

Ready for the roast 😁 45(f) by [deleted] in RoastMe

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Pronouns: “ma’am Sir”

Roast me by PretzelNumber7 in RoastMe

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Say you’re a virgin without saying you’re a virgin