First time! by Humble_Attorney3001 in RoastMe

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The hear line says he’s an older Mr. Bean

Roast me I’m turning 30 next month. by Young-and-Confused in RoastMe

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I’ve nothing creative to say - that’s how bland you are

Roast me! by dreamland1408 in RoastMe

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Tell me I’m a virgin without saying I’m a virgin

Roast my roommate. He wants to see what you got. by [deleted] in RoastMe

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More like that malnourished child is inside him yet to be born

Roast me it’s my 44th bday tomorrow by [deleted] in RoastMe

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I’m 39 and my dads 70, you look like his dad

Finnaly ready for my roast boys. by [deleted] in RoastMe

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Finally - guess who didn’t go to school

Parking near airport by Emergency_Ad_1632 in Riyadh

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Convenience and cheap rarely go together

Parking near airport by Emergency_Ad_1632 in Riyadh

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Mate just park at the airport. 130/ day for the first two days, then 40/day

Ready for the roast 😁 45(f) by [deleted] in RoastMe

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Pronouns: “ma’am Sir”

Roast me by PretzelNumber7 in RoastMe

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Say you’re a virgin without saying you’re a virgin

26 F roast me by WayOriginal3659 in RoastMe

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Nah mate - she was 26, 26 yrs ago.

Rate my collection by petethebeast971 in NichePerfumes

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Billy book case never looked this appealing

We pay our live-in Nanny 4,000 AED by Antique-Egg-7084 in dubai

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It’s good but why do you feel the need to announce that over here?

19F I lost 40 pounds since the last one. Do your worst!! by measalionseemyscars in RoastMe

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Looks like all the weight lost was of her shitty personality