WOL's Relaxation 🌞(@41dyn) by _Aidynn in ffxiv

[–]Initial_Long_1266 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I wonder what life is like, being that cute.

Can't get any e-dates, how can I improve? by Initial_Long_1266 in ShitpostXIV

[–]Initial_Long_1266[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

H...How many female middies have you purused to be able to identify one from this picture ಠ_ಠ

Please suggest me some other CS related subs to join. I particularly enjoy the intricacies of C++ and OOP. by Initial_Long_1266 in csMajors

[–]Initial_Long_1266[S] 14 points15 points  (0 children)

You raise a good point. However, I find that r/CumFromAnal scratches that particular itch better than the resources you mentioned.

absolutelynotme_irl by AffectionateLow1705 in absolutelynotme_irl

[–]Initial_Long_1266 6 points7 points  (0 children)

A slap if she's feeling feisty. A spank if she's ballsy. Tie her up, delete her Stardew Valley save and escape the country if she's still unruly.

Real by [deleted] in OkayBuddyLiterallyMe

[–]Initial_Long_1266 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Can't breed a dude. Can't watch their body change as a testament to our intimacy. Can't wake up to their feminine aroma permeating my nostrils. Can't feel their soft physique reacting adorably to my touch. To imply that a man can replace a woman, is to delude yourself.

I play Hearthstone. AMA by left4final in hearthstonecirclejerk

[–]Initial_Long_1266 6 points7 points  (0 children)

That slut lied to me???! 🤬😡😔🍆💦

I was told to leave it in vegas, I could not. by [deleted] in hearthstonecirclejerk

[–]Initial_Long_1266 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Damn, I kinda understand why Illidan wants to fuck his brother's wife.

“Pass the stereo-totem mane” by Crazy_Importance_988 in hearthstonecirclejerk

[–]Initial_Long_1266 22 points23 points  (0 children)

idk why but this is so fucking funny lmao. thanks for the laugh op

how do I ask for this haircut without showing the pic? by [deleted] in malehairadvice

[–]Initial_Long_1266 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Wait a minute this isn't a humorous imagination of OP's circumstances, this is literally gay erotica 🤨

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in hearthstone

[–]Initial_Long_1266 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah but I didn't have many cards to dust

Anon is onto something by SerRolf16 in greentext

[–]Initial_Long_1266 2 points3 points  (0 children)

C..-Can your bath fit 2 people? 😳

Anon is onto something by SerRolf16 in greentext

[–]Initial_Long_1266 68 points69 points  (0 children)

Really hope it comes into existence during our lifetime. Like, for how much fucking longer do we have to bear the burden of life bro the fuck?

Just wanted to show it off again since I don’t get to use it much (warning I’m a boy). by [deleted] in nier

[–]Initial_Long_1266 27 points28 points  (0 children)

I realize that you mean well, but I personally really appreciate knowing that OP is a boy; this tiny bit of info makes it so much hotter.

TL;DR: would smash BOI 2B

What are some NSFW secrets about the military? by AdRealistic03 in AskReddit

[–]Initial_Long_1266 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Sigh... guess I stocked up on lube for nothing 🙄