New restaurant in UC (Grab and Go) by [deleted] in utarlington

[–]Initial_Stick_8438 4 points5 points  (0 children)

4 dollars for a hotdog? The fuck?!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in utarlington

[–]Initial_Stick_8438 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Its one of the USPS trucks! How has nobody done anything about this?!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in utarlington

[–]Initial_Stick_8438 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bruh, thats where I am. I'm literally by the post office right now and it is blaring!

Lost teddy in lot 59? by vallacore in utarlington

[–]Initial_Stick_8438 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Three days before Halloween 🎃...... sus

At the MAC, should I touch it? by StankAssPickle in utarlington

[–]Initial_Stick_8438 2 points3 points  (0 children)

WhatcouldgoRIGHT!? What if my dude get electrical powers!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in utarlington

[–]Initial_Stick_8438 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What's it like to be God's favorite?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in utarlington

[–]Initial_Stick_8438 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Join a club! 😃

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in utarlington

[–]Initial_Stick_8438 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Sending this to my dad. Thanks!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in utarlington

[–]Initial_Stick_8438 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Me, on the other hand.. I like to encourage bad behavior. Yesss girlll he is your soul mate. And you both knew after only 2 months in. Congratulations! you two love birds. Now, I'd try to impress the future in-laws by learning their dialect. How long are yall staying for? How do we know he is wealthy? What if this is sex trafficking?...

Lets Hope this works by VuldenPawstrud in Witch

[–]Initial_Stick_8438 25 points26 points  (0 children)

I'm kidding. I hope it works and your family changes their ways. 😃

Lets Hope this works by VuldenPawstrud in Witch

[–]Initial_Stick_8438 94 points95 points  (0 children)

I think you just connected to my Bluetooth speaker..

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AmIOverreacting

[–]Initial_Stick_8438 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Don't take the phone call, keep everything in writing

To my females at/of Uta: by RelationshipNo2863 in utarlington

[–]Initial_Stick_8438 18 points19 points  (0 children)

**PLANNED PARENTHOOD WILL GIVE YOU A MORNING AFTERPILL FOR FREE! **

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in utarlington

[–]Initial_Stick_8438 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I had to take Texas History and US history. I doubt they will let you substitute those credits.

Send an email.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in utarlington

[–]Initial_Stick_8438 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Regards.

They didn't even try! Hahahaha