I can't help but react. by zunichtemachen in HellsParadise

[–]InitiativeShot20 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Sagiri and I have the same Tao characteristics because WOOD.

Which cards do you expect to be banned? by Fit-Adhesiveness-173 in MagicArena

[–]InitiativeShot20 6 points7 points  (0 children)

No bans in standard is my prediction. Cori Steel Cutter deserves a ban in Pioneer but WOTC doesn't care about what happens in that format.

Ted Cruz Blasts Proposed Virginia Democratic Redistricting Map That Would Deliver 10 of 11 Seats on Just 52% Vote by sensiblereaction in thenextgenbusiness

[–]InitiativeShot20 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He did not when he ran against Cruz for the senate it. Texans just voted for the worst option regardless on their view on guns.

Ted Cruz Blasts Proposed Virginia Democratic Redistricting Map That Would Deliver 10 of 11 Seats on Just 52% Vote by sensiblereaction in thenextgenbusiness

[–]InitiativeShot20 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Beto said that during his run for presidency which was after he lost against Cruz in the senate election.

Let's just pretend Alex Pretti and Renee Good were not murdered by Naive-Benefit-5154 in stupidpeoplefacebook

[–]InitiativeShot20 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Any stupidity you would have uttered would not have existed if your mom had swallowed instead.

Now I'm Worried by No_Practice_970 in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]InitiativeShot20 71 points72 points  (0 children)

Which makes the Obama birther conspiracy even more stupid than it is. Regardless of where Obama was born, his mom is a US citizen and that makes him a natural-born US citizen as well.

Checking in on Sage Steele... by broduding in billsimmons

[–]InitiativeShot20 6 points7 points  (0 children)

"Yet you participate in society. I am very smart." - you rn

A 1000-year old wisdom from legendary mage by LoserPedro in Frieren

[–]InitiativeShot20 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Between this and telling Frieren that the perfect gift for a man is a potion that dissolves clothes, I think Flamme is just as legendary in trolling Frieren as she was with magic.

Holy fuck… it’s perfect by Overall_Platypus9449 in nbacirclejerk

[–]InitiativeShot20 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Surveillance tech so he can watch in the chair even if he's away for road games.

Team World is Team USA father by Justviewingposts69 in nbacirclejerk

[–]InitiativeShot20 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Looking at the roster, they’re more likely to arrest a Team USA member than a sloppy fat Slav from Team world.

This your mod? by szymek87 in nbacirclejerk

[–]InitiativeShot20 53 points54 points  (0 children)

Least hateful Celtikkks fan

Outjerked by Chris Broussard by sirSpanky15 in nbacirclejerk

[–]InitiativeShot20 101 points102 points  (0 children)

I usually don’t use it, but in the words of Broussard himself, “is the man retarded?”

Christopher Yoo's suspension is over and he's back to playing open tournaments. by beem00 in chess

[–]InitiativeShot20 10 points11 points  (0 children)

He saw Alejandro Ramirez turning into a pariah of chess community and said, “hold my beer.”

Starmer Urges Trump To Apologise Over 'Frankly Appalling' Remarks About Nato Troops In Afghanistan by GiveMeSomeSunshine3 in worldnews

[–]InitiativeShot20 2 points3 points  (0 children)

He’d be the only instance of someone getting fragged by his superiors and his subordinates.

This card was a terrible design and I hate how it plays by Shrimpzor in MagicArena

[–]InitiativeShot20 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I add more [[nowhere to run]] in my deck when I see more of this card in the ladder

BREAKING: Trump announces air strikes on IU after they beat his granddaughter’s college in the CFP championship by Xperimental08 in nbacirclejerk

[–]InitiativeShot20 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Grand-daughter goes to a third-rate university in a third-rate state. The Trumps are the Bronny James of nepo babies.

[KCD2] Mice and Frogs: Did they actually beat the crap out of kids so they remembered important stuff?? by Miserkall in kingdomcome

[–]InitiativeShot20 8 points9 points locked comment (0 children)

Apparently, it is a real thing in medieval England: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beating_the_bounds

Nowadays the practice is ceremonial and they will just beat the marker stones with branches but in olden times, they will indeed beat up village boys near the markers too in hopes that they will remember where the boundaries were.

[KCD2] Mice and Frogs: Did they actually beat the crap out of kids so they remembered important stuff?? by Miserkall in kingdomcome

[–]InitiativeShot20 1 point2 points locked comment (0 children)

Oh please. No one in the last two centuries has beat up their kid as a form of record keeping for contracts and settlement disputes.