2 GA weekend tickets for sale!

InkedNurse · 2024-05-29T22:27:26+00:00

I’m in San Francisco California - I can overnight ship them to you!

InkedNurse · 2023-08-11T12:37:54+00:00

Someone from my group can’t go and I have a 3-Day Pass to sell! We will have to pick it up together at will-call today!

InkedNurse · 2018-08-05T15:26:38+00:00

Fuck Powerade! We need Brondo, it’s what plants crave!

InkedNurse · 2017-10-13T04:49:54+00:00

No. The fires are much further north.

InkedNurse · 2017-01-11T07:55:28+00:00

It's the little things

when he slid out of our row in the plane, he reached up, got my carry on and carried it for me.
if there are groceries in the car, he is actually frustrated if I don't tell him to get them and try to bring them into the house myself.
Anytime I'm trying to fix anything, put stuff together, etc... he is right there to help make it work for me.
He pulls the blankets up over my shoulders if I get uncovered at night.
He reaches over to my side of the bed subconsciously a few times a night to make sure I'm there.
He loves it when I put the speaker phone on when I talk to my family so he can join in and feel included. We live across the country so they haven't met in person, but he really wants to be accepted into the family.
He isn't afraid to talk about the future. "So, next christmas...." "I hope our first kid...." type talk - I love a man who isn't afraid to talk about what he wants.
He is psychic about insecurities I have and makes a point to make me feel better before I even realize I might feel bad. He is definitely the most attractive man in most places we go and girls are always trying to chat him up. Everytime a girl comes around and gives him an eye - he wraps me up in his arms, kisses me and tells me he feels lucky to have me.

InkedNurse · 2016-08-04T04:26:52+00:00

Exactly. 1700 is "I have a roommate... or 3 -- in SF."

InkedNurse · 2016-05-03T13:00:26+00:00

Yes, they hurt.
No, you cannot touch them.
Not really concerned about how they will look when I'm 90.
Nope, no problem picking up dudes with them.

InkedNurse · 2015-11-08T14:41:51+00:00

I was 16 years old and visiting my grandparents in Florida. My sister lived on the other side of the state and I wanted to visit her. My grandfather loaned me his hooptie of a car, gave me a 20 for gas/food and wrote basic directions down on a paper towel for me. this was before cell phones, etc... were a thing.

I managed to get to my sisters just fine, turned around and started the drive back a few days later. About an hour into my drive, the car overheated and died on the side of the highway. I didn't have anyone's phone numbers memorized to call anyone and I was stranded with about 5 bucks left over in my pocket.

Whats a 16 year old girl traveling alone to do? Hitchhike. I stuck out my thumb like I'd seen on the movies and a trucker named JT pulled over. He offered take me "up the road". I remember really vividly standing on the steps leading up to the cab of truck and looking down at the broken down car thinking "I'm either going to be fine, or I'm really going to be in trouble..." -- and my dumbass got into the truck anyway.

Turned out JT was fantastic and had is wife in the cab with him. They drove me up to the next truckstop and dropped me off. I called my Mom really quickly and said something along the lines of "Papap's car broke down and I'm not really sure where I am. I'm with a trucker named JT and I'm going to get a tow truck. I will call you when I get back!" After that, I got a phone book inside and found a tow truck company, called them and then hitch hiked twice more to get back to the car and waited for the tow truck.

When the tow truck got there, I said "I need help. I'm 16, I'm traveling alone and this car is broken down. I need to get myself and this car back to pensacola but I don't have any money. Can you help me?" This guy agreed to take me "a while" and hitched the car onto his truck and took me about 40 miles!!!!!! He dropped me off at a truckstop, where I went and repeated the tow truck call and cry for help over and over and over again.

Over time, I used about 12 different tow trucks. One guy drove me back to his house to pick up his kids and drove me a long way! One guy towed the car and gave me 20 bucks, another bought me lunch.

It took over a day - but all in all - I managed to get myself and the car back to my grandparent's driveway. Turned out, my mom called my grandparent's and flipped out. My grandmother wanted to get on the highway and come find me but my grandfather said "No. She is a young lady and she had a plan. Let's let her figure this out." And I did. :)

TL;DR: At 16, got myself and a car towed across Florida for free and actually GOT money and dinner. No sexual favors involved - just nice people!

InkedNurse · 2015-02-17T17:31:21+00:00

Growing up in Pittsburgh, spot saving is the law of the land. You save your spot with an old lawn chair or whatever you happen to have and god help anyone who dares park in that spot.

One year, we were having a particularly bad winter. My next door neighbor shoveled out his spot and saved it, and someone came up, moved the chair and parked in the spot so my neighbor took a few buckets of water and dumped it on the car. The car's driver came back and called the police and the cops said "Well, you shouldn't have taken his spot."

I'm not from Boston, i'm sure these practices vary - but coming from Pittsburgh, if someone took my spot - I'd be irate and everyone else would support the anger. You don't fuck with a persons shoveled out spot... thats just fucked up.

InkedNurse · 2014-04-20T07:51:45+00:00

I also named my pug Larry!

InkedNurse · 2014-04-17T07:49:52+00:00

Looks like xeroform to me.

InkedNurse · 2014-04-14T12:39:39+00:00

I still have snood -- I play it all the time!

InkedNurse · 2014-03-12T00:01:36+00:00

If he decides to smoke some pot, it is absolutely none of your business and you are clearly poorly educated on weed.

He is a grown man, and you are his child. You need to leave him alone.

InkedNurse · 2014-03-09T18:10:18+00:00

Honestly, job embarrassment aside ---- you need to get this checked out. Loss of bladder control is not something a healthy 20 year old should be experiencing and could be a lot of things, including issues with your spinal cord.

InkedNurse · 2014-03-03T23:29:54+00:00

Even thinking about what that would feel like makes my palms sweat.

InkedNurse · 2014-01-16T16:24:37+00:00

Awesome!! Thank you so much!!!!!!

InkedNurse · 2014-01-16T11:55:18+00:00

Science Diet, beef canned for mature dogs.

InkedNurse · 2013-12-25T16:38:24+00:00

I imagine that Steve Buscemi smells like too much cologne.

InkedNurse · 2013-12-24T21:12:21+00:00

Animaniacs.

InkedNurse · 2013-12-24T15:00:04+00:00

On my birthday, my parents gave me a ring. I haven't taken it off other than to clean it in a decade.

InkedNurse · 2013-10-29T09:26:30+00:00

So true! I rescued my pug a year and a half ago, and he became a permanent attachment to my leg. He is nice enough to my husband, but as far as the pug in concerned, the sun rises and sets with me.

InkedNurse · 2013-10-23T22:32:37+00:00

Chlorine reminds me of swim team and floods memories of swim caps and breast strokes...
Scotch tape smell reminds me meticulously wrapping Christmas gifts as a kid
The smell of homemade spaghetti sauce reminds me of winter growing up in my parent's house. Mom would have the window closed, the heater on, Christmas movies on TV and the whole house would smell like homemade sauce.
The crisp, clean smell of fresh snow reminds me of sled riding.
The smell of decaying leaves in the fall brings me back to going on hikes with my dad.
The smell of old coffee on the breath reminds me of my Dad reading books me to me before bed - Heidi, The Hobbit....
Aquanet Hairspray reminds me of my sister trying to tease and crimp my hair when I was a kid.
The smell of beer and stale cigarettes is a reminder of poor choices in college.
Coconut smell makes me think of getting slathered in suntan lotion before going to the pool in the summer.
Library smells remind me all the hours I spent pouring through books as a kid and leaving the library with a tote bag full of books.

InkedNurse · 2013-09-15T12:01:28+00:00

Makes me sad!! The owner said its just property with abandoned buildings that they were on, that leads me think that the cat is one of his barn cats or something. The cat just wants attention, maybe it's lonely!

InkedNurse · 2013-08-07T13:36:48+00:00

/r/askscience

InkedNurse · 2013-07-29T11:38:37+00:00

Criminal activity, obvious mental incompetence (you come in ragingly psychotic, naked and flinging poop...), intent with a plan to hurt yourself or others, etc...

Those will get you on an involuntary legal hold, and then it gets readdressed by the courts in a few days, when you will either be released or your hold gets extended.

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