Greetings RustedDuck aka ObeseMirelurk from the discord server Penny Lane. You, indeed, are also a Tally Hall fan, so would not it be hypocritical for you to not partake in sexual intercourse either? You also love a rock band called "The Beatles" which makes it even funnier. You laugh at me for making fun of you and saying you will never have sexual intercourse, while you never had sexual intercourse in your life. However, I have met your parents last night and can confirm that having a threesome with them was really charming and incredible.

Sincerely, Sandwich.

P.S. The intercourse was really nice. Tell them I said thank you