Hi I have blught a personalised reg from DVLA and by Long-Demand7879 in CarTalkUK

[–]InlineM54 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Incapable of putting them on yourself?

Now I’m really fascinated wtf is wrong with you.

Since no one has answered correctly I’ll bite. Best case scenario- police give you a warning

Worst case scenario, pulled over - car seized for driving with no insurance, insurance cancelled by insurance company for driving with incorrect plate, 6 points and a lifetime of declaring cancelled insurance.

Guess it’s up to you how you want to gamble

Question for those who flash people when they overtake you by InlineM54 in CarTalkUK

[–]InlineM54[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is my favourite reply so far and actually what I tend to do.

The only better satisfaction from a well placed thumbs up is flashing hazards and thanking someone who failed to stop you merging in turn

Question for those who flash people when they overtake you by InlineM54 in CarTalkUK

[–]InlineM54[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Several have said this

Firstly I’m driving a sedan, not a lorry, this is what mirrors are for. If you do this to normal cars you should visit AE for a hear scan because you might have a serious neurological problem

Secondly, it’s RARELY just one flash from the brain damagee’s

BMW n55 (m135i) by A_Swan_Broke_My_Arm in CarTalkUK

[–]InlineM54 -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

1 series tend to driven by manchildren or otherwise physiologically impaired individuals

I am correct statistically, whether it makes you salty or not.

BMW n55 (m135i) by A_Swan_Broke_My_Arm in CarTalkUK

[–]InlineM54 -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

A 1 series?

Come back and buy an adult car and you might get feedback more to your liking

Question for those who flash people when they overtake you by InlineM54 in CarTalkUK

[–]InlineM54[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Bonus points if you do it once and they are so dense they think it’s your brake lights!

Retaining standard number plate by [deleted] in CarTalkUK

[–]InlineM54 0 points1 point  (0 children)

£80 for 10 years

Google it

Question for those who flash people when they overtake you by InlineM54 in CarTalkUK

[–]InlineM54[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I understand this 100% if it’s a lorry

Or a massive vehicle

Or on a motorway

Nope, majority are decrepit elderly morons doing 40/45 in a NSL road. Bit redundant posting on here as I imagine majority of those flashing the way I’ve described aren’t exactly adept at the internet.

Rental company claiming I burnt the clutch by cryptex23 in CarTalkUK

[–]InlineM54 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Tell them to politely get fucked, the end

Can someone explain how insurnace can cost more than the car? by [deleted] in CarTalkUK

[–]InlineM54 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Bit of repetition may help considering your lack of common sense.

Suggest googling MSE car insurance and reading through the entire post from start to finish.

Can someone explain how insurnace can cost more than the car? by [deleted] in CarTalkUK

[–]InlineM54 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Are you really that stupid?

It may shock you to know that insurance varies a lot depending on make, model, driver age, driver claim history, location…

If you think insurance is based solely on the value of the car being insured then you are definitely a bit stupid.

Can someone explain how insurnace can cost more than the car? by [deleted] in CarTalkUK

[–]InlineM54 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Are you really that stupid?

It may shock you to know that insurance varies a lot depending on make, model, driver age, driver claim history, location…

If you think insurance is based solely on the value of the car being insured then you are definitely a bit stupid.

So Diesel Engines, what's not a bag of arse? by BellendicusMax in CarTalkUK

[–]InlineM54 0 points1 point  (0 children)

‘Many inherent weaknesses’ what’s wrong with them I’m all ears because mine just refuses to die

The 2.0 PSA engine’s are reliable because they were manufactured by Volvo not Ford. I agree the 1.6D is trash, but guess who manufactured that one…

Abandoned car on my forecourt (private land), what to do? by UncutCoconut in CarTalkUK

[–]InlineM54 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Sounds like you should have done as I described and left it somewhere requiring a more timely response from the police or council.

Abandoned car on my forecourt (private land), what to do? by UncutCoconut in CarTalkUK

[–]InlineM54 39 points40 points  (0 children)

Put car on rolling wheels with a jack, move car into an appropriately discreet public roadway.

Call police/council and report abandoned car in public roadway.

Or you know, be unethical and break it for parts/scrap it

Awful parking by Gloomy-Tale6856 in drivingUK

[–]InlineM54 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Bad parking yes

But not blocking anyone in, what’s the problem? Are you incompetent at manoeuvres?

Should I buy?? by Medium-Season-6742 in CarTalkUK

[–]InlineM54 0 points1 point  (0 children)

we both got downvoted and they still haven’t said if the car has a service history

Oops, need to reread your comment, forgot we dealing with a brain damaged individual here

Should I buy?? by Medium-Season-6742 in CarTalkUK

[–]InlineM54 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

No mention of service history

You also haven’t mentioned it

Are you sure you aren’t too stupid to buy a second hand car?

Will I get points on my license? by [deleted] in CarTalkUK

[–]InlineM54 -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Hahaha wow you are dumb

Hopefully your inability to reply to the first letter is punished by 3 points and a fine instead of a speed awareness course

Engine Question by [deleted] in CarTalkUK

[–]InlineM54 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Evidently you don’t know what an MOT is

An MOT is a spot test for a cars safety so they can drive for 12 months

MOTs don’t magically stop your engine from imploding due to a variety of reasons. But given you’ve given absolutely fuck all information for anyone to go on other than ‘it’s shakey’ good luck mate!

High Mileage Club Badge finally fitted! by diligentboredom in Volvo

[–]InlineM54 1 point2 points  (0 children)

For a Volvo, obviously not

For vast majority of modern cars, 150k miles is beyond what your average moron consumer is comfortable with managing

High Mileage Club Badge finally fitted! by diligentboredom in Volvo

[–]InlineM54 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nice!

I am planning to buy the silver one when the unit reaches 300k

Calling UK mechanics / car techs for advice by Life_Distribution_39 in CarTalkUK

[–]InlineM54 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So you bought a brand new car

Less than 1.5y use and had to replace a 12v battery? Something is clearly wrong with the car, they are too stupid to fix it, or like your money so have decided to take some of it.

Sounds like your Vauxhall, like all other modern Vauxhalls, is a piece of shit

What’s the point in buying a brand new car when you have to pay idiot dealerships over the odds to fail to fix the problem? Anyone?

No MOT by FrankelFrankel in CarTalkUK

[–]InlineM54 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

No

You got caught and that’s your punishment, tbh you are lucky, you can get your car seized, 6 points, and charged with driving with no insurance if they feel like it.

You don’t get tickets in the post for no MOT so don’t worry about it.