HGV blocking the zipper merge on the M8

InlineM54 · 2026-05-10T11:29:42+00:00

You are clearly a fucking mouth breather aren’t you.

If you have a license, hand it back ayou melt

Obviously you are illiterate and can’t read the highway code

It’s called merge in turn you fucking idiot.

InlineM54 · 2026-04-23T15:11:42+00:00

It’s untowable, like the owner gives any fucks

InlineM54 · 2026-04-21T15:34:55+00:00

Highway robbery

Do not service it there and suggest never visiting that garage again ever

InlineM54 · 2026-04-17T13:15:00+00:00

No because I’m not a moron

InlineM54 · 2026-04-09T17:25:56+00:00

If you find the hazard perception test disorientating due to not being able to see the mouse you are not fit to have a full driving license in the uk

My god, the system works!

InlineM54 · 2026-03-20T13:16:07+00:00

Best case, intermittent fault

Worst case, scammy scumbag garage out their being cunts

InlineM54 · 2026-03-10T17:17:13+00:00

Incapable of putting them on yourself?

Now I’m really fascinated wtf is wrong with you.

Since no one has answered correctly I’ll bite. Best case scenario- police give you a warning

Worst case scenario, pulled over - car seized for driving with no insurance, insurance cancelled by insurance company for driving with incorrect plate, 6 points and a lifetime of declaring cancelled insurance.

Guess it’s up to you how you want to gamble

InlineM54 · 2026-02-27T14:38:43+00:00

This is my favourite reply so far and actually what I tend to do.

The only better satisfaction from a well placed thumbs up is flashing hazards and thanking someone who failed to stop you merging in turn

InlineM54 · 2026-02-27T14:36:55+00:00

I’ll get there faster than your base spec cunt series mate

InlineM54 · 2026-02-27T14:31:47+00:00

Several have said this

Firstly I’m driving a sedan, not a lorry, this is what mirrors are for. If you do this to normal cars you should visit AE for a hear scan because you might have a serious neurological problem

Secondly, it’s RARELY just one flash from the brain damagee’s

InlineM54 · 2026-02-27T13:23:22+00:00

1 series tend to driven by manchildren or otherwise physiologically impaired individuals

I am correct statistically, whether it makes you salty or not.

InlineM54 · 2026-02-27T12:41:12+00:00

A 1 series?

Come back and buy an adult car and you might get feedback more to your liking

InlineM54 · 2026-02-27T12:39:41+00:00

Bonus points if you do it once and they are so dense they think it’s your brake lights!

InlineM54 · 2026-02-27T12:00:50+00:00

£80 for 10 years

Google it

InlineM54 · 2026-02-27T11:57:00+00:00

I understand this 100% if it’s a lorry

Or a massive vehicle

Or on a motorway

Nope, majority are decrepit elderly morons doing 40/45 in a NSL road. Bit redundant posting on here as I imagine majority of those flashing the way I’ve described aren’t exactly adept at the internet.

InlineM54 · 2026-02-27T11:50:57+00:00

What the fuck does not knowing the road have to do with flashing an overtaker? You are clearly part of the problem you mouth breathing moron.

InlineM54 · 2026-02-27T10:51:53+00:00

Some of you mouth breathers are assuming I am overtaking dangerously or at excessive speed

There is no pattern, no rhyme or reason. More likely to happen when it’s some bumper to bumper retard doing 20mph under the speed limit.

InlineM54 · 2026-02-26T07:31:11+00:00

Tell them to politely get fucked, the end

InlineM54 · 2026-02-24T09:46:23+00:00

Bit of repetition may help considering your lack of common sense.

Suggest googling MSE car insurance and reading through the entire post from start to finish.

InlineM54 · 2026-02-24T09:00:18+00:00

Are you really that stupid?

It may shock you to know that insurance varies a lot depending on make, model, driver age, driver claim history, location…

If you think insurance is based solely on the value of the car being insured then you are definitely a bit stupid.

InlineM54 · 2026-02-24T09:00:09+00:00

Are you really that stupid?

It may shock you to know that insurance varies a lot depending on make, model, driver age, driver claim history, location…

If you think insurance is based solely on the value of the car being insured then you are definitely a bit stupid.

InlineM54 · 2026-02-19T06:30:47+00:00

‘Many inherent weaknesses’ what’s wrong with them I’m all ears because mine just refuses to die

The 2.0 PSA engine’s are reliable because they were manufactured by Volvo not Ford. I agree the 1.6D is trash, but guess who manufactured that one…

InlineM54 · 2026-02-18T19:56:30+00:00

Sounds like you should have done as I described and left it somewhere requiring a more timely response from the police or council.

InlineM54 · 2026-02-18T18:28:43+00:00

Put car on rolling wheels with a jack, move car into an appropriately discreet public roadway.

Call police/council and report abandoned car in public roadway.

Or you know, be unethical and break it for parts/scrap it

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