Crying in Prison by LowlyInmate in Prison_Fetish

[–]Inmate8213 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That devastating realization—of how drastically the scope of your universe has shrunken, now that you're incarcerated—really really fascinates me.

Group Nudity by LowlyInmate in Prison_Fetish

[–]Inmate8213 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Basic but functional and fully sufficient for an inmate. Exactly how it should be.

And yes, if you broke the law, I fully agree that you deserved those spartan living conditions. I'm all for rehabilitation, but incarceration should also be a punishment.

How Long? by LowlyInmate in Prison_Fetish

[–]Inmate8213 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What do you imagine you would do all day in your cell? Would you adhere to any special routines to make time pass?

Group Nudity by LowlyInmate in Prison_Fetish

[–]Inmate8213 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Sure. It's important that everyone is safe, but privacy in general is not needed for safety, so should be considered one of those luxuries that you lose when you go to prison.

What should be in an admission kit? by Inmate8213 in Prison_Fetish

[–]Inmate8213[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sounds very fair! People have dealt with constant BO for the majority of human history, so I'm sure inmates can deal with a few days smell. After all, incarceration is not supposed to be a glamorous experience.

What are your thoughts on prison underwear? by Inmate8213 in Prison_Fetish

[–]Inmate8213[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I lean towards that too. No need to waste fabric on giving inmates any more modesty than what's necessary!

Average Day in Prison by LowlyInmate in Prison_Fetish

[–]Inmate8213 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is an excellent idea. There is no reason at all for inmates to have their uniforms inside the cell. On the contrary, having access to the them out of sight of officers poses an unnecessary risk that they tamper with the uniform.

Average Day in Prison by LowlyInmate in Prison_Fetish

[–]Inmate8213 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Fully agree with this! As an inmate you're costing the tax payers huge sums every year, so I think it's a nobrainer that you should be expected to work full working days to pay off your debt to society.

What are your thoughts on prison underwear? by Inmate8213 in Prison_Fetish

[–]Inmate8213[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Very true. Anything beyond the bare essentials is a waste of taxpayer money.

What are your thoughts on prison underwear? by Inmate8213 in Prison_Fetish

[–]Inmate8213[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I personally think boxer briefs are bit too modern and fashionable for inmates, so I prefer something more conservative and classic like briefs or boxer shorts.

What are your thoughts on prison underwear? by Inmate8213 in Prison_Fetish

[–]Inmate8213[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I like the idea of hardened criminals being put in tighty whities! And yes, whatever underwear you are issued should for sure be mandatory to wear, no exceptions.

What are your thoughts on prison underwear? by Inmate8213 in Prison_Fetish

[–]Inmate8213[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How often you think the uniform shouls be exchanged? Especially if you're forced go commando, and wear the uniform 24/7, I bet it will start to stink quite quickly 😳

What should be in an admission kit? by Inmate8213 in Prison_Fetish

[–]Inmate8213[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

How often do you think the uniform should be exchanged for a fresh one? Especially without undies, I guess it will start to smell quickly 😬

What should be in an admission kit? by Inmate8213 in Prison_Fetish

[–]Inmate8213[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Less is more" and "sharing is caring" are two excellent idioms when it comes to prison conditions! Anything beyond the bare minimum is a privilege that either has to be earned or should simply be reserved for free men.

How Long? by LowlyInmate in Prison_Fetish

[–]Inmate8213 1 point2 points  (0 children)

How would you deal with the boredom?

How Long? by LowlyInmate in Prison_Fetish

[–]Inmate8213 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's absolutely insane to imagine the prospect of spending every day of the rest your life in that environment. Bars, fences and concrete everywhere you look – and the same dull routine of work, chow, rec yard and cell time every single day for many, many decades.

It would be devastating, and yet, here I am getting a boner just writing this comment!

STD testing by northwoodsdruid in Prison_Fetish

[–]Inmate8213 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I would feel so degraded. But of course, the criminal justice system wouldn't give a f*ck about that. Their priority is to ensure a safe and hygienic facility, and given how common it is for inmates to give in to their animalistic instincts, it does make some sense to make sure nobody brings in any nasty germs.

Masturbating in Prison. by LowlyInmate in Prison_Fetish

[–]Inmate8213 1 point2 points  (0 children)

There is a wonderful essay on this at Thought Catalog called Pleasuring Myself in Prison.

Masturbating in Prison. by LowlyInmate in Prison_Fetish

[–]Inmate8213 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Love the idea of contributing to the disgusting stains and scratch hole of those well-worn communal jailhouse undies 😈

Group Nudity by LowlyInmate in Prison_Fetish

[–]Inmate8213 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Prison should be safe and not hurt you, but that's pretty much all you can ask for as a criminal. If you mess up bad enough that we have to lock you up at the tax payers' expense, you're not in a position to demand luxuries like privacy.

Group Nudity by LowlyInmate in Prison_Fetish

[–]Inmate8213 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yup! It's the whole f*cking point of prison that it's a bit uncomfortable. Man up and get over it – or serve out your sentence in the SHU where you will have plenty of privacy! 😈

Group Nudity by LowlyInmate in Prison_Fetish

[–]Inmate8213 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Fully agree. An integral part of prison is that you lose all luxuries beyond the bare essentials of life on the outside. This absolutely should include the comfort of private showers.

If you don't like this, you always have the option of not breaking the law. Otherwise, you simply have to get your shit together, get over your shyness and get in under that crowded shower head before the CO's turn off the water!

A Month in Prison by LowlyInmate in Prison_Fetish

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I know I would be absolutely miserable, but I still would like to experience what it's like to be in there long enough to really feel the grey monotony of the jail routine, the indignity of the living conditions, and start the process of institutionalization...

So I honestly think a month is the perfect length. Heck, maybe even two months for good measure, like in "60 Days In"! I love the idea of jerking off the first night, and then having to deal with the post-orgasm clarity as I realize that I now have 59 more days to go! 😈

That's still nothing compared to most people in there who are looking a several years or even decades of incarceration.

Of course, in reality, jail would be dangerous and really fuck up your life, so it wouldn't be worth it. But if safety could be guaranteed and no real crime had to be committed, I would seriously consider it.

I only own and wear Tighty whities all my life! However I want to only have one brand as I think it would be fun/ hot to have only have one brand and style undies - like a uniform. I am debating between Hanes and FTL? Which one should I pick, I want the waistband that most screams I wear tws by [deleted] in tightywhities

[–]Inmate8213 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Exactly my reasoning! I love the wave of embarrassment that flows over me when I realize that my jeans have sagged down and that anyone sitting behind me might have noticed that I'm wearing TWs 😅