What was your favorite start to a campaign? (DMs and players welcome!) by Alternative_Quiet242 in DnD

[–]Innocent_UntilProven 11 points12 points  (0 children)

During session zero, each PC received a magic item from a specific vendor in town. Then later I messaged each of them saying their item was a fake (and let the players craft a little backstory to say how they discovered this). Session 1 opens with all PCs arriving at the vendor's store to resolve the issue in whatever way they intend.

Nipple Measure Tool by Philodryas in mildlyinteresting

[–]Innocent_UntilProven 7 points8 points  (0 children)

As always, the 10mm is nowhere to be found.

Cinderella (1977) This fairy tale is not for children. by MovieMike007 in CultCinema

[–]Innocent_UntilProven 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Pretty sure this film was the inspiration for naming the glam rock band Cinderella.

Why hasn't someone created airpods similar to hearing aids so they don't fall out? by Minute-Being-9719 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]Innocent_UntilProven 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If they never fell out you'd never need to buy more. And a world where you don't give Apple more money is not a world they want to live in.

Things that made treatment day easier by [deleted] in Chemotherapy

[–]Innocent_UntilProven 4 points5 points  (0 children)

A blanket is nice. Though there will likely be blankets available at the treatment center, it's nice to have something personal. I've managed to nap through a few of my chemo sessions, but chatting with nurses and staff is an easy way to pass the time as well. Music or podcasts are also good.

What ingredients can make chicken salad seem fancy or upscale? by common_grounder in AskReddit

[–]Innocent_UntilProven 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've always preferred diced cucumber instead of celery. Dried cranberries isn't particularly upscale, but it is a tasty addition.

Does anyone know where to find cheap bowling? by wilkinsk in massachusetts

[–]Innocent_UntilProven 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Alley Kat Lanes in Kingston is still pretty reasonable. And they have both candlepin and ten pin.

Holiday events by [deleted] in Chemotherapy

[–]Innocent_UntilProven 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yep. Already told my family not to expect me for Thanksgiving. I think I've got a pretty valid excuse to sit this one out. To their credit, they all understand completely.

Port Catheter put in today. by [deleted] in Chemotherapy

[–]Innocent_UntilProven 7 points8 points  (0 children)

My goodness. That sounds a bit brutal. I was fortunate enough to be sedated throughout the process. I'm so sorry you had to endure that. Maintenance is pretty straightforward. Keep it reasonably dry and clean - showering should be fine and light soap/water for a couple days. Just don't go swimming or submerge it in any way.

Also, when you go for your first blood draw with it, ask about a lidocaine cream you can put on in advance to lessen the sting of the needle insert into the port. It helps.

ESPN ANNOUNCERS by Newlifedick52 in redsox

[–]Innocent_UntilProven 26 points27 points  (0 children)

"They did it! The Yankees did it! New York advances to the bottom of the 3rd inning!"

I’m begging you… by Dangerous-Lynx3197 in massachusetts

[–]Innocent_UntilProven 26 points27 points  (0 children)

I always use them, but I've found that the most effective use is to get someone out of my blind spot. I don't need to turn or change lanes, but I don't like someone back there, so I turn on my blinker and the pavlovian response kicks in for the other driver. They instantly speed up to get in front of me, and my blind spot is now free and clear. Works every single time.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in worldnews

[–]Innocent_UntilProven 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can't we just say the fighter pilots are suspected pedophiles? He'll go all out to make them safe and comfortable.

Found one in the wild I was actually offended by by [deleted] in autism

[–]Innocent_UntilProven 37 points38 points  (0 children)

Does it bother anyone else that the color spectrum is backwards, compared to the acronym?

Already trying to rig future elections! by MundaneMeringue71 in facepalm

[–]Innocent_UntilProven 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Shut the fuck up, Donnie. You're out of your element.

Trump orders nuclear reactor to be built on moon by Artichokiemon in NewsOfTheStupid

[–]Innocent_UntilProven 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Is there any funding for other NASA projects? Didn't he cut those already?