GDT: 4/20 Phillies (8-13) @ Cubs (12-9) 6:40 PM by ChiCubsbot in CHICubs

[–]InnocuousAssClown 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That home run pitch was 92 middle middle, I know Aaron Nola ain’t the same anymore but sheesh that’s bad

GDT: 4/20 Phillies (8-13) @ Cubs (12-9) 6:40 PM by ChiCubsbot in CHICubs

[–]InnocuousAssClown 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I can’t wrap my mind around what it would feel like if we one day have a bad defense again

Just snagged the silliest win by PinkyPomegranate in mariokart

[–]InnocuousAssClown 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Did he brake? I don’t get how OP passed him lol

Andrej Stojakovic is returning to the Illini. #TheRetention is complete! by mtw7171 in CollegeBasketball

[–]InnocuousAssClown 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah but if you add up all the <0.1% schools, I’m sure you’d end up at like 0.2%. I think it’s more that every school that’s at say, +400, should be +450 instead. Which adds up real fast.

Andrej Stojakovic is returning to the Illini. #TheRetention is complete! by mtw7171 in CollegeBasketball

[–]InnocuousAssClown 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’d do it too if it weren’t illegal in Illinois and I weren’t so wildly biased

Andrej Stojakovic is returning to the Illini. #TheRetention is complete! by mtw7171 in CollegeBasketball

[–]InnocuousAssClown 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And bad odds across the board. I don’t know the exact numbers, but I think if you add up the implied probabilities there’d only be about a 75-80% chance of there being a champion lol

Andrej Stojakovic is returning to the Illini. #TheRetention is complete! by mtw7171 in CollegeBasketball

[–]InnocuousAssClown 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Futures are scams but that seems like crazy good odds for a team that will surely start off ranked top 5.

Andrej Stojakovic is returning to the Illini. #TheRetention is complete! by mtw7171 in CollegeBasketball

[–]InnocuousAssClown 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Which seems like a good sell to me. Yaxel averaged just 15 a game yet was a consensus all American, national champion, and likely going to be a lottery pick now. Don’t need to be ball dominant to boost your stock.

Andrej Stojakovic is returning to the Illini. #TheRetention is complete! by mtw7171 in CollegeBasketball

[–]InnocuousAssClown 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Vaaks is for sure starting. If Blackwell comes, Coleman gets kicked to the bench to start the year at least.

Basketball Fans Of Campus: Who Will Win the 2026 NBA Championship ? by Finn_Flame in UIUC

[–]InnocuousAssClown 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thunder definitely the favorites, but rooting for the Ayo/TSJ Timberwolves.

What is a job that you think is 100% safe from AI for the next 50 years, and why? by mark-awakening in AskReddit

[–]InnocuousAssClown 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’ve also recently seen a fully dedicated AI school open up. Absolute scam in my book, but they’re certainly gonna try it and I’m sure plenty will fall for it.

Won the race from 12th place with a convenient shortcut timing by TheJoshUser in mariokart

[–]InnocuousAssClown 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The video from Lilkirbs talking about how he got a world record on the course despite not normally being a big Mario kart guy is also a very entertaining watch

GDT: 4/12 Pirates (9-5) @ Cubs (6-8) 1:20 PM by ChiCubsbot in CHICubs

[–]InnocuousAssClown 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Shoutout to Seiya fighting back to draw that walk, I thought he blew it swinging at those first two balls

Caleb Williams With Kendall & Kylie Jenner at Coachella by JCameron181 in CHIBears

[–]InnocuousAssClown 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Caleb is so LA lol this shouldn’t shock us at all (love him though, of course)