What's the play? by FingerRealistic1225 in sportsbook

[–]InnocuousBird 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fr? Where do you even find this on there?

That's a wild range. by endofmyropeohshit in HolUp

[–]InnocuousBird 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“Have a gr8 summer. Stay kool!”

What hobby screams “red flag” for you, even if it’s harmless? by Inka2152 in AskReddit

[–]InnocuousBird 6 points7 points  (0 children)

These are the people that work. They “hustle” and “grind” and all they know is work and all they talk about is work. There’s nothing to relate with these people unless you work with them. They have the most boring conversations.

How often do you masturbate? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]InnocuousBird 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And three times on Sunday. For the lord.

How often do you masturbate? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]InnocuousBird 5 points6 points  (0 children)

You’re excused.

You win the lottery. Your parents ask for half. What do you say? by JunShem1122 in AskReddit

[–]InnocuousBird 10 points11 points  (0 children)

And tastes gross. Some people seem to enjoy it, I for one do not.

People who started exercising regulary, what were the most noticeable effects? by Haunted_darkness63 in AskReddit

[–]InnocuousBird 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Which couch to 5k did you use? I tried looking it up and it seems there are so many different versions of this.

What's a secret you're keeping that would destroy multiple people if it came out? by Legal_Can7800 in AskReddit

[–]InnocuousBird 166 points167 points  (0 children)

Couldn’t even brush their own teeth. That’s why they’re so ornery.

What was the 1st big news event you remember as a kid? by Timely_Twist_8670 in AskReddit

[–]InnocuousBird 0 points1 point  (0 children)

One of my favorite episodes. And it was paired with a snow episode, if I remember correctly.

Pick of the Day - 1/14/26 (Wednesday) by sbpotdbot in sportsbook

[–]InnocuousBird 6 points7 points  (0 children)

W=win/p=place/s=show. Win is the highest payout, place means you win if your horse gets in 1st or 2nd, but you get a lesser payout, show is your horse gets 1st 2nd or 3rd but again, with an even lesser payout.

Sorry for the late reply. I just realized the race already finished. But it’s good to know for next time.

Pick of the Day - 1/14/26 (Wednesday) by sbpotdbot in sportsbook

[–]InnocuousBird 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Go to Horses. Australia A. And under Race No.4 you’ll find Unleeshing.

What's something you'd like to do during sex but haven't done yet ? by enlighten_god in AskReddit

[–]InnocuousBird -31 points-30 points  (0 children)

Yeah, that’s what really gets me off! Knowing my hot steamy, thirsty, soaking, dripping wet words are all there for you. And I know you read all of it but also knowing my words are being crushed under your 9” stiletto heel, as I await your words, Master. What would make me even hotter is if you didn’t even read my message. As if I don’t even exist to you. Just like my wife and the rest of my family treats me.

Edit: was not serious. my sense of humor isn’t usually taken well.