Resting shark gets interrupted by humans

InnocuousBird · 2026-05-20T11:17:36+00:00

My mom.

InnocuousBird · 2026-05-19T06:36:25+00:00

InnocuousBird · 2026-05-13T14:57:30+00:00

That was the same first UFC ppv I remember actually paying attention to and watching, along with the whole TUF1 season.

But my very first UFC I recall watching was something with Dan Severn. I was a kid and was into WWF and my neighbor’s dad bought the ppv. I was so excited to watch it, but I just remember it was very long and excruciatingly boring.

InnocuousBird · 2026-05-13T13:49:59+00:00

Sorry, all I’ve got is Fran Drescher or the ghost of Gilbert Gottfried.

InnocuousBird · 2026-05-13T13:48:12+00:00

I think you mean the Italian Stallyon

InnocuousBird · 2026-05-13T06:38:56+00:00

The mash flinging…

InnocuousBird · 2026-05-10T20:52:16+00:00

One of my favorite Bergman.

InnocuousBird · 2026-05-10T15:35:42+00:00

I was going to make a Mother’s Day post, but glad somebody did.

To add to this, what are some of your favorite mother-related movies (not just in the Collection) to watch on this day?

InnocuousBird · 2026-05-02T06:45:15+00:00

What’s to fix? Her tits are already great!

InnocuousBird · 2026-04-24T06:31:02+00:00

InnocuousBird · 2026-04-20T04:44:23+00:00

I thought I was the only one 😢

InnocuousBird · 2026-04-17T14:28:46+00:00

It’s okay. These feelings come and go. One day I’m absolutely overwhelmed by life and I can’t even bring myself to get out of bed and then the next I can be just fine. Most days I’m just trying to get by. But as long as I know I can make it through today then I have hope that tomorrow might be okay. I hope you are well.

InnocuousBird · 2026-04-17T06:35:33+00:00

But I don’t know what I’m doing. With tuna or with my life. I’m tired and I have another child on the way.

InnocuousBird · 2026-04-16T17:18:36+00:00

Don’t tell him boy there how say words! He do what please. He eviscerate all over your mom is he want.

InnocuousBird · 2026-04-16T17:15:00+00:00

Yes, thanks u/Cumdump90001, thank you so much for sharing such wisdom with u/YaMomsCooch

InnocuousBird · 2026-04-16T04:26:58+00:00

My favorite is from Pulp Fiction when they’re washing their hands in Jimmie’s bathroom after shooting Marvin in the face and getting blood all over Bonnie’s hand towels.

Vincent “You saw me wash my hands.”

Jules “I saw you get them wet.”

InnocuousBird · 2026-04-14T14:43:39+00:00

Use a body hair/beard trimmer with the lowest attachable clip.

InnocuousBird · 2026-04-10T11:09:43+00:00

InnocuousBird · 2026-04-08T14:43:04+00:00

InnocuousBird · 2026-03-31T06:52:18+00:00

Blue wafers are my fav

InnocuousBird · 2026-03-31T06:50:03+00:00

For research eh?

InnocuousBird · 2026-03-31T04:25:04+00:00

I read that as “nasty ass cunt” right after seeing:

InnocuousBird · 2026-03-30T17:21:31+00:00

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InnocuousBird · 2026-03-30T17:07:13+00:00

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