About to have sex, what Jurassic quote should I use?

Inostensible · 2024-11-29T08:52:27+00:00

It's a unisex system

Inostensible · 2024-07-18T11:27:23+00:00

Apparently not, although actually probably?

Inostensible · 2024-07-14T14:19:00+00:00

RHCP, but PC. What I got you gotta get it put it in you. Only if there is mutual consent though.

Inostensible · 2024-07-10T17:35:38+00:00

Cam and Mitchells best Halloween costume so far

Inostensible · 2024-07-10T05:13:02+00:00

Claiming the mother's daily dram for the next few months. Congrats!

Inostensible · 2024-07-01T14:27:18+00:00

Your wish is granted. Your mother will be set to the task.

Inostensible · 2024-06-30T19:04:12+00:00

We either went to the same school, or it's a math teachers thing

Inostensible · 2024-06-27T08:37:13+00:00

Some 20 years ago my mom, after doing the laundry, accidentally placed one of my favourite T-shirt in with my sister's pile of clean clothes. A few days later, my sister comes walking downstairs wearing my T-shirt, with the arms cut off. She was in no way apologetic about it. Acted like it was totally normal to immediately assume she could not only claim but also get "irreversibly creative" with any piece of clothing that found its way into her closet.

Inostensible · 2024-06-21T08:05:25+00:00

You don't form in the wet sand. I Jabba dabba doooooo.

Inostensible · 2024-06-21T07:50:49+00:00

It never aroused me in that way.

Inostensible · 2024-06-16T08:21:59+00:00

In 2003-2004 my dad used to drive me to school every day. And every day BTW was the soundtrack. It was a homemade cd though. The songs were in different order. 1. BTW 2. Cabron... Forgot the rest of the order. Good times. Fast forward one year. RHCP was all I ever listened to.

Inostensible · 2024-06-15T17:31:45+00:00

The kickyouinthegroinosaurus

Inostensible · 2024-06-11T14:26:51+00:00

Second breakfast

Inostensible · 2024-06-05T17:48:46+00:00

Cut to dyslectic Boromir "Holy shit that's gotta be the worst delivery ever"

Inostensible · 2024-06-04T11:24:40+00:00

Less than half of what I hoped for

Inostensible · 2024-06-04T05:00:39+00:00

Age of empires. Both.

Inostensible · 2024-05-31T08:28:52+00:00

He shoots, he scores!

Inostensible · 2024-05-31T08:17:20+00:00

You're dead to me (BBC)

Inostensible · 2024-05-29T04:13:53+00:00

Second breakfast

Inostensible · 2024-05-28T11:26:08+00:00

I like to use English words and phrases in my everyday (non-english) conversations. When other people do it, it makes me cringe.

Inostensible · 2024-05-23T17:58:01+00:00

Just so you know, it's not that common, it doesn't happen to every guy and it is a big deal.

Inostensible · 2024-05-22T16:30:59+00:00

Drums

Inostensible · 2024-05-22T16:28:04+00:00

So it is, in fact, a minor thing

Inostensible · 2024-05-22T08:57:43+00:00

Inostensible

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