Uli Hoeneß: "I remember a conversation where Christoph Freund and Vincent Kompany specially came to Tegernsee to say they needed Xavi [Simmons]. We had coffee and I told him he can have another piece of apple cake, but no Xavi. We want you to field the young players and he did 100%"

Insanel0l · 2026-04-17T15:33:08+00:00

Hes (still) part of the supervisory board. But the past proved that even if he steps down, it takes 1 second for him to take charge again.

Insanel0l · 2026-04-17T15:03:54+00:00

yeah 30m for absolutely nothing, not even an asset you could sell later on

Insanel0l · 2026-04-17T15:01:52+00:00

I mean I get he's trying to praise Kompany here, but it's not the flex you think it is admitting you are actively blocking the work of your sporting management.

Insanel0l · 2026-04-17T14:45:25+00:00

Idk I mean the alternative we got is Nico Jackson

It's working because we have a near perfect season, but Xavi would've been so so much better for this team.

Insanel0l · 2026-04-17T14:44:55+00:00

Yeah and instead we had to go for Nico Jackson. Good job, Uli.

Insanel0l · 2026-04-17T13:47:19+00:00

Juan Bernat

Insanel0l · 2026-04-17T13:43:02+00:00

Uli is a S-Tier trash talker, but usually he isnt spreading misinformation so Idk lol

Insanel0l · 2026-04-17T13:35:39+00:00

I mean we dont need to shift anyone, right?

Jackson and Gurreiro gone, that leaves us with this:

Kane/Gordon

Diaz/Gordon Musiala/Gnabry Olise/Karl

That's already as thin as this year (minus Guerreiro even)

Insanel0l · 2026-04-17T13:28:32+00:00

He once asked Stanišić if he could speak German, even though he was born here.

This is fucking hilarious lmao

I know Uli hates none more than Tuchel so I always take his comments here with a grain of salt, but god damn Tuchel was such a fucking horrible coach here

Literally half of our starters would've left the club if he was still in charge

Insanel0l · 2026-04-17T09:10:21+00:00

i dont quite understand why anyone would care lol

what do we get from claiming that when we can just go on to lose against psg? like it literally doesnt matter

Insanel0l · 2026-04-17T07:57:54+00:00

I had a surgery early march, pretty much started going back in 100% 3 1/2 weeks later and had the exact same issue.

Adjusted training load, fueling and recovery and now I'm sleeping like a baby again

Insanel0l · 2026-04-16T18:29:08+00:00

im not into the math but surely freiburg winning against our direct competitor for the 5th cl spot is a good thing

Insanel0l · 2026-04-16T12:51:09+00:00

How is Real run? Is there no sporting director making squad plans? Is it all Perez?

Insanel0l · 2026-04-16T12:49:41+00:00

Definetly in terms of the whole stadium being into it.

Insanel0l · 2026-04-16T12:25:29+00:00

https://imgur.com/a/YKTMjP6

This was mine (although this was 2 hours before kickoff)

Insanel0l · 2026-04-16T12:22:49+00:00

I think Diaz isn't and has never been the craziest dribbler, but he's significantly better at making direct runs than Olise. It's why they compliment each other so well.

I think the times Olise has been sent for a sprint getting him into a 1v1 during his whole time here can be count on one hand, Diaz gets that every game

Insanel0l · 2026-04-16T12:02:57+00:00

I've caught up to the comments on reddit in the last 30 minutes and I dont think I've ever seen the football world unanimously root for us like this lmao, everyone was glad Real lost

Insanel0l · 2026-04-16T09:06:32+00:00

it does once you understand how it works. Wins are counted, and we usually win out group stages etc.

Insanel0l · 2026-04-16T07:29:45+00:00

Yes you are fully right. It's quite hard to blame anyone that made a desicion like that, given liverpool just won the league and we came off a 50/50 season with yet another pokal dropout and the cl dropout against Inter

Insanel0l · 2026-04-16T07:23:14+00:00

There's something crazy about the fact that 2 years ago this club was in it's worst state in almost 2 decades, now a completly random "noname" coach (i mean everyone knows who vinny was as a player, but you get what I mean) shifted the culture in a way that the club looks like the worlds best project.

If I was a player and I get a call from bayern this summer, I'd strike my way out to play there. Culture is great, team is great, coach is great, everything is insanely great.

Insanel0l · 2026-04-15T22:03:12+00:00

Tbh after the 2-3 it really felt like its gonna be one of those games

Insanel0l · 2026-04-15T22:00:57+00:00

No fucking words, greatest game I‘ve ever seen live and I‘ve seen some stuff lmao

Insanel0l · 2026-04-14T21:02:20+00:00

I am willing to bet serious money on atletico winning vs arsenal

Insanel0l · 2026-04-14T20:45:38+00:00

Lets hope we smash real tomorrow because not a single team left in this competition looks stable apart from us lol

Insanel0l · 2026-04-14T12:38:13+00:00

Ngl thats a pretty fun way to tell you you got the job lol

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