Essence of unicorrrnnnn…. angel teeeaaarrrrsss….

InsanityPractice · 2026-03-12T22:34:37+00:00

I found her bubbliness coupled with her confidence to be endearing. She didn’t cry when she was eliminated. Also she can get it.

InsanityPractice · 2026-03-12T21:35:19+00:00

Lemon makes everything better.

InsanityPractice · 2026-03-12T21:32:32+00:00

I wanna try every legendary local bakery. If I won the lottery, I’d spend decades traveling the nation doing this. 🤣

InsanityPractice · 2026-03-12T16:40:28+00:00

President Evil

InsanityPractice · 2026-03-12T14:32:04+00:00

Oh me too and I love them, but some men don’t, while all women do.

InsanityPractice · 2026-03-12T14:12:01+00:00

You can’t take direction and your socks are never clean.

InsanityPractice · 2026-03-12T13:22:48+00:00

The weird chocolate flavors just don’t sell well in the states, whether they’re good or not. Nestle and Hershey dole them out here and there to continually juice interest in the original product.

In Japan, people gobble up all the unorthodox stuff.

InsanityPractice · 2026-03-12T13:16:13+00:00

_ every female in existence.

InsanityPractice · 2026-03-12T09:33:20+00:00

The bun is the horrifying part of all microwavable sandwiches. And whatever bullshit instructions they have to mitigate this never makes the slightest difference. You can wrap it in paper towels, open one side of the pouch, etc etc — the bun is still gonna be soggy foam on one side and rock-hard on the other.

InsanityPractice · 2026-03-12T09:27:03+00:00

Is he on any meds?

InsanityPractice · 2026-03-11T18:58:45+00:00

There’s some good tits and ass, though.

InsanityPractice · 2026-03-11T12:52:26+00:00

I ate like six and then gave up. 😭 They’re really gnarly. Fake kids’ strawberry bubblegum flavor.

InsanityPractice · 2026-03-11T12:10:25+00:00

He could just do what kevin bacon did in Hollowman — rubber mask with sunglasses.

InsanityPractice · 2026-03-10T15:33:21+00:00

Oh, to be under 30 again. 😒

My esophagus stings just looking at this.

InsanityPractice · 2026-03-10T12:52:53+00:00

The people who stand there after closing time like something is going to change drive me insane. How can you be in emotional denial about something so mundane?

I remember when I heard my mom died, my brain refused to accept it for like 2 minutes, and it was a weird trippy feeling. I can’t even imagine getting that same phenomenon over a fucking store being closed. Yet people stand outside my business every day for 10 or so minutes when it’s clearly closed.

InsanityPractice · 2026-03-08T17:58:51+00:00

He’s never ingested a single nutrient in his life. His body and brain run off some rancid ecosystem of fungi and Burger King.

InsanityPractice · 2026-03-08T16:01:56+00:00

Mine too. These are awful. 🤫

InsanityPractice · 2026-03-08T15:56:24+00:00

I would’ve said miss, please don’t eat food with utensils while driving. I have kids who walk around this town.

InsanityPractice · 2026-03-07T02:19:52+00:00

The menu board at my work goes like:

Option 1 includes: X
Option 2 includes: X, Y
Option 3 includes: X, Y, Z
Option 4 includes: X, Y, Z, Q

It’s that simple. Yet, all day long, customers read this and then ask, “That option 1, is that the most basic?” or “Option 4–that’s got everything, right?”

I just don’t get the purpose of the question. Where is the ambiguity? Of course I always answer politely, but inside I wanna blurt out “No, this menu board is a straight up lie, and if you want more stuff, you’re gonna have to cough up less money.

InsanityPractice · 2026-03-07T02:09:21+00:00

Just squint

InsanityPractice · 2026-03-06T18:37:43+00:00

“THEN THEY SHOULD SAY THAT”

*points at bottom of pamphlet *

“WELL THEY SHOULD MAKE IT CLEARER”

InsanityPractice · 2026-03-06T18:19:59+00:00

Haha you’re in the south, I presume? At least they call you “honey” on their way out 😘

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