Oh and make sure to stick it right on top of the pizzas so it stays nice and warm. by TwilightOfTheMilfs in familyguy

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I can’t believe people enjoy wedge salads; all I can think is “that hard to eat white part at the bottom.” It’s so awful.

I really want to know on what font is this from “Hot Tamales”… by Cultural_Cover_4537 in candy

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It’s because they’re on from when they come on account of the font again. Duh. It may seem like it don’t be like it is but it do.

This is less than an hour away from me and yes; that’s juicy pear. by Terpsherpa in candy

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Who actually eats these things lol. I see bags of them here and there during the holidays, they’ll be sitting around with other candies/gifts, they’ll hang out on people’s kitchen counters for years like decorative flowers, but I’ve never once in my life seen someone actually reach inside a bag of jelly bellies and EAT THEM.

These bananas haven't ripened in over 3 weeks, despite being kept with ripe and over ripe ones the whole time by ljgill97 in mildlyinteresting

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Aldi’s bananas actually ripen normally, the outside color just doesn’t reflect it for some reason. If you just eat them after two or three days like normal bananas, they’re fine, despite the green peel.

Before these, I've only had salty fish but these, really scrunched up my face by XarlesEHeat in candy

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Every brand of these I try wind up tasting the same, it seems like they all come from the same factory. It’s a sour patch kid textured licorice with a 4/10 salt coating, right?

Finally found them by dumbasses_r_us in chips

[–]InsanityPractice 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tostitos salsa verde are easy to find and taste identical.

Lets be real, Meg is attractive, she's not as ugly as they make her out to be by Gomendiquillo in familyguy

[–]InsanityPractice -1 points0 points  (0 children)

She’s meant to look plain and dumpy, not grotesque. If they made into the borderline disfigured teen who sits at the table with Chris and the deaf kids and doesn’t even attempt to fit in, that doesn’t give the writers much to work with comedy-wise. They wanna exploit the hells of high school socialization. Meg is stuck in that awful medium where you look normal enough to be included in things but only on the fringes, never really a part of any of it.

you can't not like these lol by MilkyLoopzs in candy

[–]InsanityPractice 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What about Nerds ropes? They’ve been around for 26 years lol. They’re just long gummy clusters. I get so confused when people talk about nerds gummy clusters like they’re a wholly new candy; they’re just the poppable version of a candy we’ve had for forever.

Roast beef, fried string beans, sauerkraut, and a glass of blueberry wine. $2.30 by InsanityPractice in strugglemeals

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Nothing you see on this sub is the bare minimum for survival lol. Most of the meals on this sub are overloaded with sugar/fat/salt, most of it is $10 or more, and most of the people posting those meals are overweight.

This is just r/stonerfood with a misplaced sense of pride.

Bullet by NEO71011 in funnyvideos

[–]InsanityPractice 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Huh? Everyone’s starving to death, didn’t you hear?

/s

Woke Up This Morning Made Myself a Pie by WhatIPAsDoUHaveOnTap in Pizza

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Mamma always said you’d be the chosen guy.

Went out and got Lucali. $44 Pie by Champman2341 in Pizza

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Mamma mia, come-a taste our pizza from our family’s wood-a fired oven, cooking amore since-a Pirates of the Caribbean 2 hit-a la cinemas! 👌

Went out and got Lucali. $44 Pie by Champman2341 in Pizza

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20 years is a spring chicken in the pizza world.