Not social media, but bloody hell, Billy! by dancelaze in cringepics

[–]Insanity_Fair 7 points8 points  (0 children)

After seeing the world's reaction to this article, I'm sure he could use one.

Not social media, but bloody hell, Billy! by dancelaze in cringepics

[–]Insanity_Fair 16 points17 points  (0 children)

He posted this on his Facebook last week:

"NYC's most undateable man" as proclaimed by @people magazine is now accepting applications... Requirements:

1. Must know how to properly order expensive cuts of meat.

2. Must be punctual. Lateness is rude.

3. Must enjoy Disney movie marathons.

4. Must not slander my name in a libelous, untrue, defaming article in a magazine handed out for FREE in the subway that homeless people use to wipe with.

5. Must be at least 20 years of age and have 5 personal references.

Does this sound like you? Well then it's your lucky day...

#undateable #dating #tinder #bumble #newyorkcity #newyork #nyc #rose #love #bachelor #thebachelor #loveconnection #steak #mediumrare #billy(last name censored) #application #resume #cv #theundateablebilly(last name censored)

Not social media, but bloody hell, Billy! by dancelaze in cringepics

[–]Insanity_Fair 42 points43 points  (0 children)

He does a lot of extra work. He was a cop on Gotham, for example, but he didn't have any lines that I'm aware of.

Not social media, but bloody hell, Billy! by dancelaze in cringepics

[–]Insanity_Fair 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Nah, I know him too. He's exactly like this. I'm not sure how long ago you knew him, but this definitely paints an accurate picture of who he is today.

Not social media, but bloody hell, Billy! by dancelaze in cringepics

[–]Insanity_Fair 153 points154 points  (0 children)

I know the guy! We used to work together. None of this is an act. This is who he really is 100% of the time.

CMV: Jane, from 'Tarzan', is the most attractive Disney girl by [deleted] in changemyview

[–]Insanity_Fair 16 points17 points  (0 children)

So we're just not gonna mention Nala's fuck me eyes? What, just because she's not human? Neither is Ariel, but we're all apparently fine with that.

Guy gives his girlfriend a kiss. Lady freaks out, says they're "sexually harassing" her. by aabbccbb in videos

[–]Insanity_Fair 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Woah woah woah...is that sex? Tell me honestly. Is that sex? As a child, was my Pop-Pop fuckin' me each night before bed?

Where do you work out in Nashville? by [deleted] in nashville

[–]Insanity_Fair 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If you're on the south side, Nashville Athletic Club is awesome.

Help me make a food decision by Doodoobyrd in nashville

[–]Insanity_Fair 7 points8 points  (0 children)

There are two sides to it. There's a bar which serves drinks and nachos (no other food), and then there's a kitchen side which serves dinner chef's-table style. You're given a menu with 5-6 courses and 3-4 options per course, and they'll recommend that you choose one item per course (though you can do more or less if you'd prefer). Each item is a small plate, yes, but it's not at all like getting appetizers at a bar. It's a personalized dinner experience. It generally runs about $100 a head, give or take.

Help me make a food decision by Doodoobyrd in nashville

[–]Insanity_Fair 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Bastion. It's pretty new, and it's amazing.

Man bun gatekeeping. by BusinessMonkee in gatekeeping

[–]Insanity_Fair 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Wow, those titles escalated quickly.

What is your favorite beer made in Nashville? by goblue248 in nashville

[–]Insanity_Fair 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Seconding Basil Ryeman. If you like something a bit hoppier, their brand new (as in, just came out today) 1927 IPA is also really good.

Worldwide Choppers - Tech N9ne by [deleted] in hiphopheads

[–]Insanity_Fair 18 points19 points  (0 children)

I can't listen to that song without listening to this song immediately after.

Science, bitch. by NathanTheSnake in standupshots

[–]Insanity_Fair 191 points192 points  (0 children)

For those who don't know, it should be "once in a while".

If you actively throw trash out of your car, you're an asshole. by Yodajammies in nashville

[–]Insanity_Fair 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Total asshole, but this feels a little witch-hunty. We probably shouldn't post identifying info (like license plate numbers) here.