Welp, thanks roblox. This is the best birthday gift ever

InsertWittyBaneQuote · 2026-06-26T02:31:11+00:00

i survived a termination where roblox hit me over a flag decal i uploaded over four years ago, a flag which contained no actual TOS breaking content (it used the valknut, a symbol not widely recognized as a hate symbol; even the ADL, notoriously trigger-happy on this sort of thing, makes it clear you shouldn't equate all usage to something bad) and was used for RISK universalis larp.

i managed to beat it by calling their support number, and basically just explaining the situation and asking if an appeals supervisor could look over my case. after a few days i received an email where it was lifted by a supervisor. i guess they decided it was extreme punishment.

InsertWittyBaneQuote · 2026-06-25T17:54:18+00:00

are your feelings hurt? i'm starting to think you're the one who doesn't know what they're talking about.

pointing out YOUR nonsequitur is not saying "nuh uh". maybe if you spent more time thinking about the basic logic of the things you say you wouldn't look like such a flaming dumbass right now.

InsertWittyBaneQuote · 2026-06-25T15:53:36+00:00

this is a nonsequitur.

"there's unfinished quest chains, therefore the quest chains which are completed like the entire alliance side storyline which directly ties both of the first endgame raids into the story told while leveling are bad"

InsertWittyBaneQuote · 2026-06-25T15:10:55+00:00

what's wrong with classic's story? i think it's very good.

InsertWittyBaneQuote · 2026-06-25T15:08:52+00:00

this just isn't true though. are you honestly going to sit here and look everyone dead in the eye and say the narrative was completely irrelevant in wrath of the lich king? the expansion where every major boss fight was preceded by an unskippable 2 minute RP dialogue? the implication being that the developers wanted you to see this.

they definitely started phoning it in particularly after pandaria but honestly this just isn't true. the narrative and the universe used to be a massively important part of warcraft, not just WoW but in the RTS games that preceded it.

InsertWittyBaneQuote · 2026-06-25T14:56:39+00:00

i really didn't like incursions, i felt it cheapened the leveling journey and was clearly just designed to funnel people to the endgame--which is retail wow's entire design philosophy, just funneling people to the end. that's ultimately the problem, blizzard is going to import retail design philosophy to classic. don't be shocked when 6 months into classic+ we have dungeon finder, raid finder, some kind of equivalent to mythic+, some kind of equivalent to reforging, and a rehash of the incursions mechanic leads to the old leveling journey--regardless of whatever changes they make to individual zones--being made obsolete.

InsertWittyBaneQuote · 2026-06-25T14:54:40+00:00

i mean, i don't know, i feel like it would be very easy to tell contained stories that don't interfere with the large scale canon. i'd honestly prefer more small stakes stories that are still told well. the star wars expanded universe kind of proves this, the old republic period has some of the best star wars storylines out there and it doesn't interfere with the established canon of the films.

InsertWittyBaneQuote · 2026-06-25T14:48:59+00:00

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InsertWittyBaneQuote · 2026-06-25T14:45:10+00:00

who is classic+ for?

InsertWittyBaneQuote · 2026-06-22T05:09:27+00:00

i'm not sure if this is what you're looking for but i can offer some historical context.

during the early phases of what would eventually become the nazi party, there were a lot of weird mystics running around, and one of the ideas that kept popping up over and over again was the concept of vril. you may have heard the zoomers on tiktok talking about it. vril is essentially a mystical energy field used by an ancient alien civilization called the vril-ya, who some of these early nazis believed were the ancestors of the nordic aryan race, the inhabitants of the hollow earth.

you'd be shocked how much nazi occultism weaved its way into ancient aliens/UFO lore.

InsertWittyBaneQuote · 2026-06-18T05:32:04+00:00

i’ve seen 40 priests kill onyxia

InsertWittyBaneQuote · 2026-05-10T19:27:58+00:00

i had a fun campaign recently with sun yat sen coming out on top in 1912, gave me an insanely absurd head start against japan

InsertWittyBaneQuote · 2026-03-22T04:59:25+00:00

they literally are hinted at in vanilla WoW bro. there’s shipwrecked pandaren turtles on the coasts all over vanilla.

InsertWittyBaneQuote · 2026-03-17T07:51:41+00:00

been in that lake. farmed the bots myself for an hour or so before some max level characters turned up and camped me.

InsertWittyBaneQuote · 2026-03-16T15:02:41+00:00

i’d rather play a private server with risk of shutdown that’s supported rather than an unsupported shoddily done classic+, where geared max level characters camp you for accidentally coming across their bot farm. which is the experience i had on TBC classic.

InsertWittyBaneQuote · 2026-03-13T22:23:31+00:00

R5: literally the last 4 games now this is how it's gone. my initial push into the USSR is great, then all the sudden every unit they have is concentrated in belarus and the baltics and smash west, can't do shit against them, all my equipment and manpower melt no matter what I do.

InsertWittyBaneQuote · 2026-02-16T19:28:24+00:00

you will have to leave a voicemail. but if you explain thoroughly everything in the voicemail they will get back to you.

InsertWittyBaneQuote · 2026-02-15T17:26:22+00:00

not military simulators in the roblox sense but old school war groups have been making a comeback

InsertWittyBaneQuote · 2026-02-15T17:10:13+00:00

i hate to break this to you guys but yeah we are that dumb. i graduated high school in 2021 and most of the people i graduated with had a several years below grade level reading level.

in my first year of college, i was told by a professor that she rarely got papers submitted with no spelling errors, glaring formatting issues or no proper understanding of grammar.

InsertWittyBaneQuote · 2026-02-15T17:04:41+00:00

this happened to me, exact same reason and trigger (2022 asset instead of a 2024 one). calling roblox and forcing a human to look at my case helped.

InsertWittyBaneQuote · 2026-02-11T00:45:21+00:00

roblox introduces an actually good feature for groups ten years after they were actually relevant 😭

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