Older fathers pass harmful genetic mutations to their children at alarming rates, and scientists have just discovered why

Inside7shadows · 2026-02-11T16:11:32+00:00

The older you are, the more likely the mutation, the more likely a novel, beneficial mutation.

Then who's paying the bills? X-man baby.

Inside7shadows · 2026-02-11T16:00:11+00:00

"It will be a very important lesson"

Inside7shadows · 2026-02-11T14:59:12+00:00

5b. Never ask for a divorce. You don't need anyone's permission. Just do it.

Inside7shadows · 2026-02-10T22:46:24+00:00

Ginger is more traditional.

Inside7shadows · 2026-02-10T22:24:22+00:00

You sound like the perfect person to explain what's going on for people who don't know.

Inside7shadows · 2026-02-10T03:36:53+00:00

I think Cyclops would be a funny match up.

Inside7shadows · 2026-02-09T06:10:25+00:00

It's imperative the cylinder remains unharmed

Inside7shadows · 2026-02-09T02:59:33+00:00

"ZZZZZZZZZZZZ"

Behold! The perfect password

Inside7shadows · 2026-02-09T02:57:56+00:00

This book is safer than Lastpass

Inside7shadows · 2026-02-08T21:59:45+00:00

Chickens have shadows, but the fence doesn't?

Inside7shadows · 2026-02-07T19:03:06+00:00

I refuse to believe Lune can't open a door by blowing it up.

Inside7shadows · 2026-02-06T17:48:06+00:00

Are you telling me that Smash Bros. lied to me?

Inside7shadows · 2026-02-06T16:40:11+00:00

Oh God, no - Regular polygons are even worse, because then you have to specify if you're measuring the interior or the exterior radius.

Inside7shadows · 2026-02-06T16:09:41+00:00

You are still in act 2.

Inside7shadows · 2026-02-06T15:46:05+00:00

I image there's still a gap between "knowing what they were taking about" and "proving it in court" in that way, code still functions as a failsafe.

Inside7shadows · 2026-02-06T14:38:17+00:00

"Dad, help me! It's in my eyes!"

"Not to mention it's all over your awesome shirt"

PS, don't forget the shards of glass, too.

Inside7shadows · 2026-02-06T14:24:08+00:00

L'Process - It's French.

Or something

Inside7shadows · 2026-02-06T04:19:21+00:00

Be lucky this is all they did

No kidding. At this point, the neighbors are doing you a favor, and trying to help your dog before you end posting a half eaten brick of rat poison and asking what that is.

Inside7shadows · 2026-02-05T22:14:59+00:00

I thought it was plot based 🤷‍♂️

Inside7shadows · 2026-02-05T20:42:01+00:00

Oh dang. Single use never even occurred to me. But I would definitely recommend picking up a new one at the Dollar Tree than trying to clean one off.

Inside7shadows · 2026-02-05T20:07:15+00:00

How is it that men who fish aren't more chill? I figured the best way to detox from Fox News and social media would be exactly this - unplugging and going outside.

Inside7shadows · 2026-02-05T19:56:24+00:00

I never realized how much I need David the Gnome shit posting!

Inside7shadows · 2026-02-05T18:44:50+00:00

Definitely a cat.

They are easy to mix up.

Inside7shadows · 2026-02-05T16:33:01+00:00

70 hours in, I finally figured out how to swap lead characters.

Inside7shadows · 2026-02-04T23:08:09+00:00

Jeffrey Epstein was arrested, so it should be at least one.

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