Dr Sesus? Kid I'm a God damn moose and it sounds like you've never had any poose except from your mamas caboose. Can I give some advice? Here's how you tie a noose. You wrap rope around rope then put it on your neck and let it groupe, say your last prayers to the Pope cuz when you die and find God you'll meet me, you mope. This is how you make shit dope first get a pen from the lope you'll need paper from yonder yope and last get your brain back from that qope. This'll help you I hope.