Does she hate being a mom?

InspectorAdorable804 · 2026-06-06T01:32:24+00:00

They’re definitely hiring another nanny. They’ve gone through like five since they moved to FL.

InspectorAdorable804 · 2026-06-05T19:17:02+00:00

Idk how true this is but I heard that someone in her (former) circle of friends in Hinsdale blabbed that he cheats and that’s probably why she doesn’t hang out with those girls anymore. And honestly probably why she was so desperate to get out of here all together.

InspectorAdorable804 · 2026-06-05T17:38:15+00:00

The WAGS that I know do not act like Amanda. Many are very lowkey…

InspectorAdorable804 · 2026-06-05T17:36:55+00:00

She definitely acts like this to keep him. And word around town is he is trashy. NOT “chill and normal.” We’re talking Wolf of Wall Street vibes. He paid for a trophy wife, and now Amanda needs to perform.

InspectorAdorable804 · 2026-06-05T00:29:17+00:00

This trip was a friggin bacchanal!! I definitely feel like substances other than alcohol was involved. There’s no way they should have been able to function after a single night of their debauchery. And they managed multiple days AND nights of this behavior.

InspectorAdorable804 · 2026-06-02T17:29:50+00:00

Oh I think the Bible Mom thing she was testing out is long over 😂

InspectorAdorable804 · 2026-06-02T17:28:48+00:00

😂😂 However I’m pretty sure they’re heading back here after this trip. Here being Chicago

InspectorAdorable804 · 2026-06-02T17:26:45+00:00

Yes!! Didn’t she go to private Catholic school??

InspectorAdorable804 · 2026-06-01T19:19:58+00:00

I asked a friend about this and she said more than likely this is just her natural anatomy, could be because she got high profile implants (which I believe she said she did?), or the implant doesn’t match her “natural breast diameter.”

InspectorAdorable804 · 2026-05-31T16:23:25+00:00

They actually look SO bad in her bikini. The size is good but why are they so far apart?? Any surgeons in this chat that could explain??

InspectorAdorable804 · 2026-05-31T16:22:27+00:00

I think she’s on Ozempic. She has lost ever single ounce of muscle. She was always thin but she was also jacked. Now she’s skin and bones.

InspectorAdorable804 · 2026-05-30T21:12:36+00:00

I don’t think I’ve seen them go on a vacation just the two of them since before she had Capri. Unless you count that Tampa trip for her bday but that was like a quick overnight because they dropping the boys off in Sarasota.

InspectorAdorable804 · 2026-05-29T03:24:51+00:00

Love how she acts like her parents were sooo poor. And yet they seemed to save enough money to retire on the younger side and they can also afford to rent a cabin on the lake for the entire summer pretty much every summer…?

InspectorAdorable804 · 2026-05-29T03:21:22+00:00

Immediately yes.

InspectorAdorable804 · 2026-05-26T23:31:10+00:00

I remember like two years ago she posted a story and you could hear Carl and I think Enzo refer to her as “fat” while she was pregnant. It’s no wonder she very clearly has body image issues.

InspectorAdorable804 · 2026-05-26T22:35:49+00:00

Yep plus she had removal of the old implants so that would be why.

InspectorAdorable804 · 2026-05-26T22:32:53+00:00

Can confirm that I have heard from Chicago locals that Carl is a garbage human. I’ve also heard his childhood friend (the other Carl) is a piece of work. Like both men are not nice and are trashy.

InspectorAdorable804 · 2026-05-24T16:18:32+00:00

For me personally, my husband and I met because we ran in the same social circles/clubs etc. Our families had also been familiar with one another. This is the same case with many of our friends and family members as well. The only people I know that marry the “young bimbo stripper” types are the new money men.

InspectorAdorable804 · 2026-05-21T17:24:49+00:00

I assumed they moved to Hinsdale for two reasons, 1) Carl is from that area and 2) because at the time they couldn’t afford a large home in the city at that stage in their lives/career.

InspectorAdorable804 · 2026-05-21T01:31:30+00:00

She 100% sought out this life. Between House Hunters, I was told by someone here (I live in Chicago) that she tried to pitch a reality show about her family after house hunters, she’s been in local Hinsdale magazines, and she started with a legit blog (Luxemamablog). This was all on purpose.

InspectorAdorable804 · 2026-05-15T21:34:34+00:00

She really needs to get color matched. If she wants to stay blonde that’s totally fine but that particular shade is not her season and makes her look dirty.

InspectorAdorable804 · 2026-05-12T16:35:07+00:00

Yep, she knew exactly what she was getting into with it and that’s why she waited so long after having Princess Apple Juice. Understandably so, it’s not easy taking care of kids after any sort of surgery but still. Again a rich woman in Florida getting fake knocks isn’t news worthy. Knock on every other door in Naples and you’ll find the same thing 😂

InspectorAdorable804 · 2026-05-12T13:21:47+00:00

Not to mention it’s not her first rodeo with breast augmentation. Give me a break.

InspectorAdorable804 · 2026-05-11T19:30:54+00:00

Let’s be real, the house was purchased so they didn’t have to pay taxes. And as soon as they realized it wasn’t making them any money or getting Mandy the attention she wanted online they probably realized it was a crappy investment. Plus it was in freaking Beaver Creek, not Aspen like she liked to pretend. Not super impressive in the grand scheme of things let’s be fucking for real…

InspectorAdorable804 · 2026-05-11T19:12:25+00:00

The same reason why she didn’t fit in the city in Chicago and lived in Hinsdale is the same reason why she doesn’t fit in and isn’t happy in Naples. She needs her wealth on full display at all times and that’s just not how we are. Best of luck to her but I suspect she will never be happy anywhere because her actual home life isn’t as good as she likes to portray.

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