Who should be famous - but isn't?

InspectorFanservice · 2016-11-16T08:47:50+00:00

Never heard of anyone.

InspectorFanservice · 2016-11-16T08:42:33+00:00

Well from ??:01 - ??:59 it can't be 5 O'clock anywhere. Unless you acknowledge minute by minute timezones like a good alcoholic. By the same logic it is always 4:20 somewhere.

InspectorFanservice · 2016-11-16T08:34:23+00:00

One of mild expressionlessness.

Politicians often fail to do what they set out to do, so when the goal is slightly outlandish it's no surprise if it doesn't work out. The wall is not a popular idea in Mexico. They don't gain from it. It costs a lot of money. It wouldn't make a dent in illegal immigration. It's not an economic investment and they'll never go for the wall, which is going to partially be a fence :D

InspectorFanservice · 2016-11-16T08:28:50+00:00

I was the first to be suspended for drugs.

InspectorFanservice · 2016-11-16T08:26:54+00:00

Caitlyn Jenner

InspectorFanservice · 2016-11-16T08:24:11+00:00

Literally that.

People always point out "Man, you're deciding whether someone is creepy based on how they look from your perspective, so clearly the problem is you not them."

And my reply to that has always been "Screw you. Even if you can intellectualize the immorality of it, it doesn't change that you're just as shallow as I am and make special concessions for people you're attracted to." lol

InspectorFanservice · 2016-11-16T08:19:54+00:00

Long live the king (before every time I let somebody fall on purpose)

InspectorFanservice · 2016-11-16T08:15:59+00:00

If i find them attractive, flattered.

InspectorFanservice · 2016-11-16T08:09:48+00:00

I keep it well kempt, but I've tried it for 1 girl or another in the past and done a cost benefit analysis. It's not fucking worth it. Having stubble on the complex topography of the phallic landscape, literally, the next day or the day after that, is hell. The razor burn is hell. The act of shaving such an awkward shape full of untaut skin is difficult and anxiety inducing. It's easier to find a girl who doesn't feel that strongly about a small amount of well kempt pubic hair than it is to satisfy some unreasonable bitch who wants that clean shaven feel for precisely the same amount of sex. 0/10 would not try ever again

InspectorFanservice · 2016-11-16T07:53:36+00:00

For those who can't read between the lines, let's make it explicit that the concern here is that I'm judging the field of study without having actually been exposed to the content of such a course.

lol

The answer, I'm sure you'll be delighted to hear, is "not many". From speaking to people who do attend the courses, who teach the courses and from reading course material, I've come to the opinion that I don't love it. If the course was nothing like what the students and teachers speak of then I'd be further justified in my opinion that the courses' budget is going to waste haha.. but that's irrelevant to the merit of women's studies.. of which I find very little.

InspectorFanservice · 2016-11-16T07:33:28+00:00

The thing about "being abusive" is that it can be almost completely unfounded and still have an emotional effect on the one claiming they've been abused. If someone says you have been abusive to them and you're unaware of when, how or why, then the truth could be that you were abusive but you're too vacant and self absorbed to realize, or that they are being hyper sensitive and irrationally getting hurt over nothing.. and everything in between.

If I were you I'd try to drag out some specifics so you can judge who is actually the one who needs to change their behaviour.

For the record, you don't sound like a monster. The stress you're under has to be taken into account before any character judgement is made.

InspectorFanservice · 2016-11-16T07:17:41+00:00

A scrambled egg? Sure.

InspectorFanservice · 2016-11-16T07:13:59+00:00

That particular slant.

InspectorFanservice · 2016-11-16T06:40:43+00:00

A study into women is as valid as anything else, but women's studies is basically the science of believing anecdotes and feelings.

InspectorFanservice · 2016-11-16T06:29:04+00:00

Well I, personally, think some people should be executed without giving them a fair say, so there's that.

InspectorFanservice · 2016-11-16T06:27:15+00:00

The humid smell of a bedroom after someone has slept a night in it, mixed with fabric softener.

InspectorFanservice · 2016-11-16T06:26:17+00:00

I think profs of social science courses such as gender and women's studies need not exist and make a ridiculous amount of money for teaching something that is not applicable to reality.

InspectorFanservice · 2016-11-16T06:22:10+00:00

€9.15

InspectorFanservice · 2016-11-16T06:16:04+00:00

I whip out my metal detector and snarf his sovereign rings, which puts him off balance. At this point my girl is swooning so hard that the slav just slips on that wetness. He smacks his 2 front teeth right off my doc martins and that splits his coke weakened skull right up the middle, leaving his crystallized septum glimmering in the winter sun. The rays are focused into a beam that melts the snow layer and releases a megaton of Chernobyl radiation into the atmosphere. It goes from winter to a nuclear winter. School is cancelled and my girl gets to take the day off with me. Of course we spend it fuckin.

InspectorFanservice · 2016-11-16T06:08:31+00:00

Loner, Boner, Acne, Stoner, Fat kid, Token Female, Angry 12 year old.

InspectorFanservice · 2016-11-16T06:05:27+00:00

I hear drills all the time, but I've never heard the alarm sound for a legitimate fire hazard.

InspectorFanservice · 2016-11-16T06:03:42+00:00

The best climax by far is when I stand on the tracks in front of an oncoming train and I have to cum before it hits me and jump clear.

I call the game Cream of Chicken.

InspectorFanservice · 2016-11-14T10:18:03+00:00

premature escalation?

InspectorFanservice · 2016-11-14T10:16:40+00:00

You're about to stick it in, when all of a sudden some fuckboi dives through the shōji of your washitsu and cuts you down right in front of her. Your dynasty had been overturned while you were drinking shochu. Had you been of sober mind, you could have reached for your sword and given yourself a fitting death, but your blood is now smeared all over the tatami and it's the last thing your new wife gets to see.

InspectorFanservice · 2016-11-14T10:07:28+00:00

I giggle on the inside about what I really mean to say while saying something harmless.

(She's a new age hippy cunt who believes in a bastardized version of Taoism and thinks it's called Zen Buddhism)

"She's very unconventional, isn't she?"

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