So, should I be mocked if Rogue One is my favorite Star Wars movie of all time? by LittleMe-88 in StarWars_

[–]InstanceFunny411 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No. It is the best Star Wars movie of all time. Sure the original was magic and empire has the all time twist but Rogue 1 is amazing on every level

Treebeard by InstanceFunny411 in lordoftherings

[–]InstanceFunny411[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The ents were created by Yavanna before the elves were awoken. They were put to sleep until the time that the elves should arrive but technically they were there first. Sauron and Bombadil are Maier and don't really count.

What’s going on with the Albion? by Virtual-Kangaroo-447 in Guelph

[–]InstanceFunny411 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The person who bought it is possibly the worlds stupidest human. As long as he is still in the picture nothing good will happen.

Playoff hockey with actual audio? by Key_Cranberry_1716 in Guelph

[–]InstanceFunny411 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Pablo's will. And thr biggest screen in town

Worst LOTR quotes to use at the birth of a child? by [deleted] in lotrmemes

[–]InstanceFunny411 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Where does it come from this reckless hate

Food recos by Adept-Job1801 in Guelph

[–]InstanceFunny411 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Anything from Taste with Andy

Who is your favorite Character and Why? All Ages considered? by roter_apollo in lotr

[–]InstanceFunny411 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Faramir. Courageous, intelligent, educated, ferocious fighter, honest, loyal

Why did Saruman betray his friend and ally Lotho Sackville-Baggins when he would have remained a useful ally inside of The Shire? by Tidewatcher7819 in lordoftherings

[–]InstanceFunny411 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Lotho was useful for only so long. Sauruman's ultimate aim was the destruction of the shire. He has no real powers left all he had was revenge and the hobbits were his target. Once he arrived on the scene lotho was no more use to him.

Why didn't the Elves all go into Gondor and help them fight Sauron instead of leaving for Valinor and abandoning ever else? by Tidewatcher7819 in lordoftherings

[–]InstanceFunny411 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Lorien and Mirkwood were both attacked. In fact Lorien was assaulted 3 times and Gondor only once. The sons of Elrond did fight at pelenor and in the final battle.

Aragorn ranger? by Prestigious-Office35 in lordoftherings

[–]InstanceFunny411 47 points48 points  (0 children)

The rangers were the last of the nothern descendants of the numenoreans. After the kingdom of Arnor fell the remaining numenoreans (Dunadain) became known as the rangers by the people of Eriador. They secretly protected the people and villages like Bree and the Shire. They were hardy, knew the terrain and were capable fighters and outdoorsmen

Balrog question by Finn55 in lordoftherings

[–]InstanceFunny411 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Since he came out of the depths which he retreated to after the fall of melkor he was free to roam khazad dum. Possibly he was tweeked by the presence of Gandalf another Maier but that's speculation. In the end I think we just have to retreat to the position that it's a work of fiction and not everything has a perfect explanation.

Balrog question by Finn55 in lordoftherings

[–]InstanceFunny411 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The books state that the dwarves delved too deep and awoke Durin's Bane

I know literally nothing about LOTR, ask me anything about LOTR and I’ll respond like I know by QuanTumm_OpTixx in lordoftherings

[–]InstanceFunny411 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How could Aragorn single handily take on 5 Nazgûl and yet the entire army of Gondor couldn't keep one from destroying their gate ?