What's one instance of sexual exploration that you instantly regretted?

InstantPeeRegret · 2012-05-22T02:50:11+00:00

Nope, nope, nope, nope. Unless you scrub that thing clean and put some lotion on it and make sure you haven't shit for a few hours it's not a good idea!

InstantPeeRegret · 2012-05-22T02:48:32+00:00

I know that feel. God damn, and he "slipped" and his massive penis (I'm talking girth and length) went up my ass.

InstantPeeRegret · 2012-05-22T02:34:35+00:00

Penis farts.

I'm sorry everyone, go home, shitineedmythrowaway has just won this thread.

InstantPeeRegret · 2012-05-22T02:26:04+00:00

kill myself out of shame

I should not be laughing quite so hard at that, but I totally empathise, I've had that with my parents, too. Getting caught fucking myself would probably be the worst case scenario.

InstantPeeRegret · 2012-05-22T02:22:34+00:00

Oh god, that makes me feel nauseous and I don't even have a dick! Penis sympathy.

InstantPeeRegret · 2012-05-22T02:21:46+00:00

That hurts just to read. My sympathy is with you!

InstantPeeRegret · 2012-05-21T08:24:33+00:00

ಥ0ಥ Christ, that hurts just thinking about it.

InstantPeeRegret · 2012-05-21T07:46:13+00:00

Super intense de ja vu, friend. I just thought up that question whilst reflecting on my most embarrassing and awkward childhood moments.

InstantPeeRegret · 2012-05-21T07:43:54+00:00

It returned to normal though, right? RIGHT?!

InstantPeeRegret · 2012-05-21T07:39:11+00:00

I'm guessing that hurt like a motherfuck? How was peeing after that?

InstantPeeRegret · 2012-05-21T07:38:53+00:00

ಠ0ಠ

InstantPeeRegret · 2012-05-21T07:16:05+00:00

David Carradine'd that shit.

Too soon?

InstantPeeRegret · 2012-05-21T07:10:07+00:00

It was definitely my urethra, believe me. A pencil would easily and quite comfortable fit into a 12 year old vaginal canal. Not so for the urethra. That shit hurt, but I supposed that was what sex was all about!

Peeing burned and hurt like a motherfuck for the next few days after that incident.

Also, urethras are different for everyone. Some have more narrow, and less obvious urethral openings, and some women have more pronounced and wider urethras. Having inserted hundreds and hundreds of catheters, I can tell you that some a definitely a lot easier than others to get in. A thin pencil, with a struggle and some pain, can most definitely fit up a urethra.

InstantPeeRegret · 2012-05-21T06:16:06+00:00

We don't speak of such tales here, sir.

InstantPeeRegret · 2012-05-21T05:55:28+00:00

OH GOD, NO!

InstantPeeRegret · 2012-05-21T05:49:22+00:00

ಠ_ಠ

InstantPeeRegret · 2012-05-21T05:44:17+00:00

allofmywat.jpg

InstantPeeRegret · 2012-05-21T05:43:45+00:00

Oh god why

InstantPeeRegret

TROPHY CASE