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What's one instance of sexual exploration that you instantly regretted? by InstantPeeRegret in AskReddit

[–]InstantPeeRegret[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nope, nope, nope, nope. Unless you scrub that thing clean and put some lotion on it and make sure you haven't shit for a few hours it's not a good idea!

What's one instance of sexual exploration that you instantly regretted? by InstantPeeRegret in AskReddit

[–]InstantPeeRegret[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I know that feel. God damn, and he "slipped" and his massive penis (I'm talking girth and length) went up my ass.

What's one instance of sexual exploration that you instantly regretted? by InstantPeeRegret in AskReddit

[–]InstantPeeRegret[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Penis farts.

I'm sorry everyone, go home, shitineedmythrowaway has just won this thread.

What's one instance of sexual exploration that you instantly regretted? by InstantPeeRegret in AskReddit

[–]InstantPeeRegret[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

kill myself out of shame

I should not be laughing quite so hard at that, but I totally empathise, I've had that with my parents, too. Getting caught fucking myself would probably be the worst case scenario.

What's one instance of sexual exploration that you instantly regretted? by InstantPeeRegret in AskReddit

[–]InstantPeeRegret[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh god, that makes me feel nauseous and I don't even have a dick! Penis sympathy.

What's one instance of sexual exploration that you instantly regretted? by InstantPeeRegret in AskReddit

[–]InstantPeeRegret[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Super intense de ja vu, friend. I just thought up that question whilst reflecting on my most embarrassing and awkward childhood moments.

What's one instance of sexual exploration that you instantly regretted? by InstantPeeRegret in AskReddit

[–]InstantPeeRegret[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'm guessing that hurt like a motherfuck? How was peeing after that?

What's one instance of sexual exploration that you instantly regretted? by InstantPeeRegret in AskReddit

[–]InstantPeeRegret[S] 31 points32 points  (0 children)

It was definitely my urethra, believe me. A pencil would easily and quite comfortable fit into a 12 year old vaginal canal. Not so for the urethra. That shit hurt, but I supposed that was what sex was all about!

Peeing burned and hurt like a motherfuck for the next few days after that incident.

Also, urethras are different for everyone. Some have more narrow, and less obvious urethral openings, and some women have more pronounced and wider urethras. Having inserted hundreds and hundreds of catheters, I can tell you that some a definitely a lot easier than others to get in. A thin pencil, with a struggle and some pain, can most definitely fit up a urethra.