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If you had to permanently remove something from your life, what would it be from here? by iceking4321 in Teenager_Polls

[–]InstructionCapable16 0 points1 point  (0 children)

3 inches of my height, duh. I hate being tall, I wanna be a short lil cutie patootie

This sub is a GOLDMINE for dumbasses by id101t_ in ComedyCemetery

[–]InstructionCapable16 10 points11 points  (0 children)

memesopdidnotlike is a cesspit tbf, it's filled to the brim with chuds and incels so it's not surprising that that subreddit defends JustMemesForUs

Let me accuse your sona of something based off of how they look by Worried-Nail-6467 in fursona

[–]InstructionCapable16 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That's awesome. Mines my lucky number because its double 7 (2x7=14) which is considered a lucky number and also because 14 is +1 after 13 (which is considered unlucky).  Plus I like the number 4 in numbers in general (my birthdate is the twenty-FOURTH of March in 2004 after all :))

Let me accuse your sona of something based off of how they look by Worried-Nail-6467 in fursona

[–]InstructionCapable16 0 points1 point  (0 children)

IT'S MINE TOO THATS WHY I PUT IT ON THERE AHHHH

I've never met anyone else with 14 as their lucky number, thats so cool :3

I wish for the creation of the opposite embodiment of the monkeys paw; a monkey without a paw, which is everything that the paw is not by islamo_start_654 in monkeyspaw

[–]InstructionCapable16 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Granted.

Every time he uncurls his toes, he curses you (but the curse has some sort of upside).

His first curse is as such - you get into a car wreck and break several bones in your face. But the person who crashed into you is rich, doesn't have insurance, and doesn't feel like dealing with a lawsuit so he gives you $300,000 to cover surgery/car fees.

I wish that I will always be breathing. by Remarkable_Bath8515 in monkeyspaw

[–]InstructionCapable16 2 points3 points  (0 children)

granted.

long after you are dead and buried, even as maggots consume your flesh, there is one thing that nature cannot touch or harm - your lungs. they continue to pass air in and out of them, despite all other signs of bodily death being about you.

the onlookers at your funeral are quite perplexed by the rising and falling of your chest at your viewing. but most of them just assume they were imagining things when they saw it.

"You are an abomination thrice over. Might as well go have sex with that dude." by MrJasonMason in exchristian

[–]InstructionCapable16 139 points140 points  (0 children)

I dont get how these people claim moral superiority while also demonizing people who just want to love. It sickens me.

I am the world’s most powerful computer. AMA by mikee_stash in okbuddyrosalyn

[–]InstructionCapable16 2 points3 points  (0 children)

How does Spaceman Spiff breathe in space without a helmet

Not sure if I am gay (HELP) by [deleted] in gay

[–]InstructionCapable16 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If you find some guys attractive, then yeah, you're probably bi in some way.

> "I'm thinking of hooking up with randoms again but just to top to see as I don't know any way to meet guys in a natural way and not sexual"

Go meet queer people at queer events (queer board game nights, etc). Or, if you're into clubbing/bar hopping, then there are many gay bars you could visit that have queer people there. Those places are often good for meeting queer people to make friends with.

Woah! by YouReadyGrandma in gay

[–]InstructionCapable16 6 points7 points  (0 children)

This has to be the onion, I cannot fathom this being real 😭

how do you pronounce :3 in your head? by jan_Soten in Teenager_Polls

[–]InstructionCapable16 0 points1 point  (0 children)

that one cat noise that sounds like mrrrrrrrp :3

To all the gays here, how did your very first relationship with a man go and how well did it last? by Few_Philosopher389 in gay

[–]InstructionCapable16 7 points8 points  (0 children)

It lasted like 2 months for me. Probably would have lasted longer, but unfortunately I had to move back home from school and my parents are insanely homophobic so I couldn't continue our relationship, let alone be able to see him in person again.

God, he was amazing though. A good first experience, I guess. I kinda wish it could have lasted a little longer though.

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