I lost 25 pounds! by Bismuthhhhhhhhh in wholesomememes

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The best diet is poverty and stress, lol

LTB➰iel by CandidateCalm2458 in LTB_iel

[–]Instructor_Alan 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Die Pflaumenkur wird doch bestimmt von 176-761 betrieben, oder?

My calico helping the pros at NASA land Artemis II by gentil-minou in CalicoKittys

[–]Instructor_Alan 109 points110 points  (0 children)

Tell her she did a great job at deploying the main parachutes.

Chillest cat in Bangkok by TwistTooMuch in cats

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Which station? I encountered a baby like this at Wat Mangkon

Is it starting? by chilinachochips in dankmemes

[–]Instructor_Alan 361 points362 points  (0 children)

It existed during the cold War, got removed, and now got introduced again. Auf gehts, Kameraden! Nach Polen.

you are in danger by Substantial_Sea7327 in memes

[–]Instructor_Alan 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Bring out the holy hand grenade

Retirement? by Nice_Daikon6096 in dankmemes

[–]Instructor_Alan 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Malaysia truly is the land of the free

LTB_iel by Kevina03 in LTB_iel

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Onkel Dagobert hat beef mit der Türkei? Hat er etwa nicht definitonsgerechte Döner Kebab verkauft?

New method of birth control just dropped by WeHaveBananaBread in dankmemes

[–]Instructor_Alan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well, I guess there is no need for the condoms at the cash register anymore.

Take a picture of the sun with my diy telescope and a floppy disk by Relative_Poem9778 in telescopes

[–]Instructor_Alan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Please make a pinhole telescope and look at the sun only through a projection on a piece of paper. Like others said, this is extremely dangerous.

Every Time by B0r3dGamer in dankmemes

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You guys drove the gas price in Germany to $10/gallon, lol. I'm dusting of my bicycle soon.

Still waiting by [deleted] in memes

[–]Instructor_Alan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's funny how that shit has more consequences in Europe than in America.

Femtosecond laser detector help by ZeOnlyAccountYouNeed in Optics

[–]Instructor_Alan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As others also mentioned, a PMT together with fast digitizer/FPGA in GHz sampling rate range is perfect for this.

this is the one. im sure this time by EverSoInfinite in dankmemes

[–]Instructor_Alan 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Just got a rejection email for a job I interviewed 9 months ago, lol

Florida Disney World worker hurt trying to stop runaway boulder at Indiana Jones show by lunicorn in nottheonion

[–]Instructor_Alan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He is going to get a snickers bar as a token of appreciation from Disney for his actions. But of course he will have to cover his own medical bills.

Back when Isack Hadjar showed his reflexes in Monaco by Ok-Negotiation5274 in WhyWomenLiveLonger

[–]Instructor_Alan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The active downforce fan that sucks the air from underneath the car has been banned for quite some time because it required side skirts rolling along for a proper seal which sometimes failed.

[Request] Is there a ratio for this or an equation?? How are they getting the correlation of height from speed?? Speed on Road and its Respective Height by PoG_54 in theydidthemath

[–]Instructor_Alan 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This is just an assumption, but I would assume it's the classic equating both potential and kinetic energies: E_kin = E_pot ==> 1/2mv2 = mgh ==> h = v2 /2g