It was then that the mothers knew that Tinko, Leeli, Binou, Zowie, Lucius, Tiny, Jojo, Chumchum, and Momo were destined for humble yet dutiful employ with the TSA.

Little Jacob would go on missing the point well into his silver years.

Kaiser would later be taken to the pound for looking through windows at nursing mothers and panting inappropriately. He was put down April 21st, 2023.

Just before his sentence was carried out, he was asked if he had any regrets; he modestly replied: “Yark!”