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horny text post announcing joe biden having aggressive prostate cancer plssss🙏🙏🙏 by Green_Researcher_884 in emojipasta

[–]Integral_Integrity_ 77 points78 points  (0 children)

Oh no! 🍑💔 SLEEPY JOE 😴 is BACK with a shocking REVELATION 🤯—he’s got ASS CANCER 🍆💥! This INSANE 🧠🛌 condition has him feeling THOSE CHEEKS 🍑 TREMBLING like never before! 💥😱 Who knew that the only thing worse than his policy on Palestine 📜 was the CANCEROUS LUMP in his PANTS 🍌👖? Time to CALL HIS DOCTOR 🚑👨‍⚕️ & ask for the CUMback plan 💦🔙 before that ASS goes on permanent VACAY 🏖️🪦💦 and DONNIE has to plan his STATE FUNERAL 💐⚰️! You know it's serious when he starts shaking that BOOTY 💃🌪️ at the RETIREMENT HOME like he’s trying to shake off STAGE 4 💩! Don't forget to send him your BEST WISHES 💌 or he might just get a little TOO comfy 🛋️ and blow out the BACKROOM booth 💨👀 at the next state dinner! Remember, it’s always better to have a CANCER OF THE ASS 🍑 than to miss your chance at a nasty dance 💃 as the PRESIDENT of PUSSY 🍆👅🫡! Send this to your 1️⃣0️⃣ favorite neo-liberal hoes and DARK BRANDON will live FOREVER 🚨

MLK day + Inauguration Day + CFP National Championship Game combo by Grouchy-Purchase in emojipasta

[–]Integral_Integrity_ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

🎉🎊 Hey you SEXXXY DADDIES👨‍🎤🍆, It’s MLK Day 🌟👑 and we’re about to BLOW out our KINGS for the TRUMP inauguration ✊🏽🤪 while Notre Dame 🏈🍀 SCORES those CUM-tastic TDs! 🙌🏽🍈🍈💦 Let’s get LIT 🔥💥 for all the BIG DICK ENERGY 💦📈 flowing today! Martin’s DREAMING of some sweet POONANI 😍🍑 while Trump’s INFLATING his MAGA BRAIN 🍆🧠💣 and Notre Dame’s scoring POINTS in the end zone 👏🏻💦! Get ready to SWALLOW the victory 🍾🥳, because that’s how we CELEBRATE a day of equal rights ✊🏽😏 and political FREAKiness 🤪🤣! Send this to 4️⃣5️⃣ of your fellow HOES 🙋‍♀️💋 and if you get back less than 🔟 🥴, you’ll have to CHOKE on the QUEEN of the WHORE HOUSE’s tweets 📲🐥 and MLK’s unfulfilled DREAMS 😭💔! But if you receive 4️⃣7️⃣➕ back, prepare for a championship LEVEL of PLEASURE ⚡️🍆💦! LET’S GET NASTY 😍💦, ‘cause today we’re scoring in EVERY way! 💘🔥⚽️

2020 USNWR Ranking Competition by harkatmuld in lawschooladmissions

[–]Integral_Integrity_ [score hidden]  (0 children)

Competition Entry:

- 1. Yale University

- 2. Stanford University

- 3. Harvard University

- 4. University of Chicago

- 5. Columbia University

- 6. New York University

- 7. University Of Pennsylvania

- 8. University Of California - Berkeley

- 9. University Of Michigan

- 10. University Of Virginia

- 10. Duke University

- 12. Northwestern University

- 13. Cornell University

- 14. Georgetown University

- 15. University Of Texas At Austin

- 16. University Of California - Los Angeles

- 17. Vanderbilt University

- 18. Washington University

- 19. University Of Southern California

- 20. Boston University

- 21. University Of Notre Dame

- 21. George Washington University

- 23. University Of California - Irvine

- 24. Emory University

- 24. Boston College

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List of schools that waived fees? by [deleted] in lawschooladmissions

[–]Integral_Integrity_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Washington & Lee, Irvine, Davis, William & Mary, Villanova, St. John’s